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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556
    #1036
    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

    Originally posted by Nobar King View Post

    The next person knows that PETA is already listed as a terrorist organization.
    True, and a well-established fact!


    The person under me has sacrificed hundreds of hours of his time viewing lezbean and sodomite porn, all the better to do battle with satan.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • Nobar King
        Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
        Christ's Guardian
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2007
        • 23748
        #1037
        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

        False, I don't watch porn, but I appreciate all of your good efforts, Pastor.

        Next person thinks Denzel Washington is an Ex-nigra:
        May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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          • Mrs. Mary Whitford
            Ladies of Landover Senior VP
            One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
            Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
            True Christian™
            • Dec 2006
            • 12414
            #1038
            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

            Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
            Next person thinks Denzel Washington is an Ex-nigra:
            I thought you were talking about a small town in the state of Washington, but towns can't be ex-nigras. After a quick search, I found the boy you're referring to.
            As a member of the Hellyweird liberal elite, there's no way he's cleared himself of enough sin to come anywhere near to ex-nigra status. So... False.

            Next: The person below me has accidentally shot a wetback thinking it was a mudslime terrorist (an easy mistake anyone can make).
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              • Bobby-Joe
                Landover Security Superviser
                Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 18405
                #1039
                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
                I thought you were talking about a small town in the state of Washington, but towns can't be ex-nigras. After a quick search, I found the boy you're referring to.
                As a member of the Hellyweird liberal elite, there's no way he's cleared himself of enough sin to come anywhere near to ex-nigra status. So... False.

                Next: The person below me has accidentally shot a wetback thinking it was a mudslime terrorist (an easy mistake anyone can make).
                TRUE and more than once. Those Mexicans need to learn out to differentiate themselves from Muslims for their own protection Speak another langauge or something.

                NEXT: The person under me in a dark moment of the soul forgot to trust in Jesus and considered speeding Patrick Swayze off to judgment by cutting the break lines of Swayze's car.

                Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

                Hot Must ReadThreads!


                Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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                  • Larry Lee
                    Predestinated Servant of Jesus Christ by the Will of God
                    True Christian™ Theologian
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 4464
                    #1040
                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                    Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                    TRUE and more than once. Those Mexicans need to learn out to differentiate themselves from Muslims for their own protection Speak another langauge or something.

                    NEXT: The person under me in a dark moment of the soul forgot to trust in Jesus and considered speeding Patrick Swayze off to judgment by cutting the break lines of Swayze's car.
                    Actually, it was his hearse, and I had nothing to do with it.

                    The person under me is NOT a racist for thinking that Osambo is one!
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                    I loved Newt before Newt was invincible

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                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                         
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 78556
                        #1041
                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                        Originally posted by Larry Lee View Post

                        The person under me is NOT a racist for thinking that Osambo is one!
                        True! We do not tolerate racism at Landover Baptist Church, nor does the GOP (God's Own Party) endorse such bigotry! We even have a nigra boy as our GOP "chairman."


                        The person under me has a collection of injun scalps he inherited from his great-great grandfather (Pastor Deuteronomy Flint, in my case).
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                          • Meek and Humble
                            Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                            Biblical Black Belt
                            Jr. Pastor
                            True Christian™
                            • Dec 2008
                            • 6197
                            #1042
                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                            False I come from a long line of peace-mongers

                            The person under me is eagerly awaiting WWIII

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                              • Pastor Ezekiel
                                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                 
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 78556
                                #1043
                                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post

                                The person under me is eagerly awaiting WWIII
                                True! I am especially excited about the upcoming day when I turn on Fox News and see the video of a mushroom cloud over Israel!


                                The person under me loves his fellow True Christians(tm) with a ferocious, complete love.
                                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                  • Isabella Abbey
                                    Forum Member
                                    • Aug 2009
                                    • 166
                                    #1044
                                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                    The person under me loves his fellow True Christians™ with a ferocious, complete love.

                                    Well, not as, um, ferociously or completely as you, Pastor, but yeah -- true.


                                    The person below me likes putting on clothes from the dryer that aren't QUITE dry yet...

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                                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                         
                                        • Sep 2006
                                        • 78556
                                        #1045
                                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                        Originally posted by Isabella Abbey View Post


                                        The person below me likes putting on clothes from the dryer that aren't QUITE dry yet...
                                        What's a dryer?

                                        False, I guess...


                                        The person under me spends an average of 30 minutes per day disciplining his household staff.
                                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                          • Rev. Jim Osborne
                                            True Christian™ Televangelist
                                            Director of Fundraising and Tithing
                                            On the Look Out for Wife #6!
                                            True Christian™
                                            • Jun 2009
                                            • 8622
                                            #1046
                                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                            What's a dryer?

                                            False, I guess...


                                            The person under me spends an average of 30 minutes per day disciplining his household staff.
                                            False. Ever since my maid Esperanza got caught stealing $10 and pilfering some silverware, and later met a mysterious and untimely end by ingesting cyanide-laced enchiladas, my staff dares not step out of line. I explained to them that it was God's punishment for her transgressions. I haven't needed to discipline any of my workers since.

                                            The person under me lies about their golf handicap.

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                                              • WickedWitch
                                                Unsaved Canuck Who Longs to be Saved©
                                                CAUTION: Poster is Bi-Lingually curious
                                                • Jan 2007
                                                • 1366
                                                #1047
                                                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
                                                False. Ever since my maid Esperanza got caught stealing $10 and pilfering some silverware, and later met a mysterious and untimely end by ingesting cyanide-laced enchiladas, my staff dares not step out of line. I explained to them that it was God's punishment for her transgressions. I haven't needed to discipline any of my workers since.

                                                The person under me lies about their golf handicap.
                                                False. I don't play golf.

                                                The person under me has missed me desperately and is thrilled that my computer is fixed and I'm now able to be on this glorious site all the time.
                                                This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMIN

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                                                  • Jenni111
                                                    Unsaved trash
                                                     
                                                    • Aug 2009
                                                    • 323
                                                    #1048
                                                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                    Originally posted by WickedWitch View Post
                                                    False. I don't play golf.

                                                    The person under me has missed me desperately and is thrilled that my computer is fixed and I'm now able to be on this glorious site all the time.
                                                    False, you are a witch


                                                    The person below me is thrilled that the pre season of the NHL (National Hockey League) has begun

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                                                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                                                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                                         
                                                        • Sep 2006
                                                        • 78556
                                                        #1049
                                                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                        Originally posted by Jenni111 View Post
                                                        The person below me is thrilled that the pre season of the NHL (National Hockey League) has begun
                                                        Completely false. I am not a socialist Cannuck and couldn't care less about "sports" practiced by rabid French queers.


                                                        The person under me has eaten an entire pie all by themselves.
                                                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                                          • Captain James T. Kirk
                                                            Boldly exploring his parents' basement - Unsaved trash
                                                            • Jun 2007
                                                            • 155
                                                            #1050
                                                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post

                                                            The person under me has eaten an entire pie all by themselves.
                                                            True! I'm not adverse to eating pie of any sort! LOL!

                                                            The person under me caught space herpes after beaming down with a landing party to Borax C50EAN and believing the hot purple chick when she said that she's been tested.
                                                            Space, and green chicks, the final frontier. These are the voyages of an atheist captain. His five year mission - To explore strange new women, to seek out new chicks and new chick hangouts. To boldly go where no man has gone before.

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