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  • #1426
    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

    Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
    The person under me knows that the only good vegetarian is an ex-vegetarian.
    Amen! True! It is a well-established fact that vegetarianism is no different than satanism.


    The person under me accidentaly broke the Ming vase in the guest bathroom at last Sunday's after Church barbeque and forgot to mention it to me.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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    • #1427
      Re: The person under me: (True or false)

      The person under me accidentaly broke the Ming vase in the guest bathroom at last Sunday's after Church barbeque and forgot to mention it to me.
      __________________


      Shucks it is true, I thought it was a vessel hidding a demon...
      Pastor it had a dragon on it, I am soooooo sorry


      The person under me is going to help me glue the Ming vase back toghter

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      • #1428
        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

        True... it might not fit back perfectly, but we'll make it up to Pastor Zeke somehow.

        The person below me puts Texas Pete on everything.
        "I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things." -- favorite KJV verse ever!!! Our LORD is so awesome in everything he does.

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        • #1429
          Re: The person under me: (True or false)

          Originally posted by greenpomaceous View Post
          The person below me puts Texas Pete on everything.
          False! I tried it on ice cream just like you said, but I'll never do that again.


          The person below me will accept a special envelope at services tomorrow morning to help pay for the vase.
          GOT DEMONS? WE CAN HELP! THEY'RE EVERYWHERE AND YOU DON'T HAVE TO FIGHT THEM ALONE! JESUS WANTS YOU TO BE RID OF THEM ONCE AND FOR ALL! YOU DON'T HAVE TO GO IT ALONE! LET US HELP YOU RIGHT AWAY!

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          • #1430
            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

            Originally posted by Emil Sledge View Post
            The person below me will accept a special envelope at services tomorrow morning to help pay for the vase.
            True, and it had better be a fat one.


            The person under me has Jesus-scented candles in his bedroom.
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • #1431
              Re: The person under me: (True or false)

              The person under me has Jesus-scented candles in his bedroom

              False candles tend to attract demons,I have oil lamps !



              The person under me will go on a wicca/demon hunt with me at the lake tonight

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              • #1432
                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                Absolutely. I'm booked my flight last night. I should be coming into Des Moines sometime around, 8 tonight. They wouldn't let me carry my guns on the plane, so I hope Brother Emil has one I may borrow. But I can pick up some gasoline when I drop by and get my rental car.

                The person below me wants to join Lola and I on our witch hunt.
                "I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things." -- favorite KJV verse ever!!! Our LORD is so awesome in everything he does.

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                • #1433
                  Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                  Originally posted by greenpomaceous View Post
                  The person below me wants to join Lola and I on our witch hunt.
                  False. If Mrs. Betty Bowers were to ever see me frolicking in the woods with anyone less than a Gold Tither...

                  The person below me knows the best way to keep small children safe is to warn them about the very real danger of eternal damnation.
                  Posted via Prayer

                  1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
                  Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

                  Blogging for CHRIST!
                  Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
                  All a-Twitter for Salvation!
                  Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
                  On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
                  My Ladies of Landover profile!

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                  • #1434
                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                    Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
                    The person below me knows the best way to keep small children safe is to warn them about the very real danger of eternal damnation.
                    True.

                    That and regular beatings were the tools that my father (Pastor Lamentations Flint) used with me, and look how Godly I turned out!


                    The person under me stays up late at night thinking of new ways to torture Save atheists for Christ.
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • #1435
                      Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                      True oh how true it is ,I like the CIA 's methods of water boarding and organ music( good christian hymns of course)


                      The person under me is trying to destroy( that might be a little hasrsh) undermine the Catherliks and their Perverted ways

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                      • #1436
                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                        Originally posted by Lola Sledge View Post
                        The person under me is trying to destroy( that might be a little hasrsh) undermine the Catherliks and their Perverted ways
                        True. Doing battle with satan includes the utter and complete destruction of any of his cults, and that includes the mary worshiping papists.


                        The person under me washes his hands a minimum of 49 times per day.
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                        • #1437
                          Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                          False.

                          The person under me is lucky if he washes his hands once a day...

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                          • #1438
                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                            Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                            False.

                            The person under me is lucky if he washes his hands once a day...
                            False. My hands get washed at least twice a day. Oh, and I also know that a lot of guys wash them after they pee, but I just don't pee on my hands.

                            The person below me is a Freemason.
                            GOT DEMONS? WE CAN HELP! THEY'RE EVERYWHERE AND YOU DON'T HAVE TO FIGHT THEM ALONE! JESUS WANTS YOU TO BE RID OF THEM ONCE AND FOR ALL! YOU DON'T HAVE TO GO IT ALONE! LET US HELP YOU RIGHT AWAY!

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                            • #1439
                              Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                              Of course not. My last name is Gomer...

                              The person under me is named John

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                              • #1440
                                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                False, my name is Anne.

                                The person below me goes to the gym at least four times a week.
                                "I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things." -- favorite KJV verse ever!!! Our LORD is so awesome in everything he does.

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