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  • Pray for the UK to leave Europe and do a Brexit

    Friends, I implore you to pray for the proud country of Britain to leave the demonic EU, which is representative of the illimnati and the satanic New World Order.

    This would free up England to get in line behind Puerto Rico, Guam and the American Virgin Islands to become the 54th state of the United States of America, in due time of course. There is no end of benefit to this arrangement - America gets a giant new airbase and a tax windfall from stripping down the UK's wasteful socialist programs, and the UK gets Freedom(tm) and Choice(tm).
    If I have seen further, it is by standing on the heads of others.

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    Re: Pray for the UK to leave Europe and do a Brexit

    Do we want the UK to become part of the USA?

    5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
    To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
    James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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    • #3
      Re: Pray for the UK to leave Europe and do a Brexit

      Sorry but I don't care about them, I would not even be able to point them out on a map. All I know and care is that they are on the list the despicable Godless nations that has waged war on God's favourite country, America, and for that they deserve anything that's coming for them.

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      • #4
        Re: Pray for the UK to leave Europe and do a Brexit

        America already has an island. Padre Island. I think we might even have one or two more that are trivial ones like Hawaii. We really don't need another insignificant island filled with tea-sipping socialist freeloaders. Let them become part of France so the Frogs will feel they have finally accomplished something after centuries of obscure existence.
        Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.

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        • #5
          Re: Pray for the UK to leave Europe and do a Brexit

          You see God made a covenant with the founding fathers. Now only he with a U.S. Citizenship should be saved. Surely it is the loving, christian thing to allow all Britons to be saved through joining the U.S. I come from Britain and I, a devout, God fearing christian would hate to be doomed to the fires of hell just because I lack a citizenship.

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          • #6
            Re: Pray for the UK to leave Europe and do a Brexit

            Originally posted by RegofChrist View Post
            You see God made a covenant with the founding fathers. Now only he with a U.S. Citizenship should be saved.
            No, I don't see. Can you please point me to the Scripture in which Jesus talks about a covenant with the Founding Fathers of the United States of America? Or perhaps the Scripture in which He explains only he with a U.S. Citizenship should be awarded with Salvation. If you're just making this stuff up, we don't appreciate it. Nothing hurts the Body of Christ more than making stuff up, adding to and detracting from the actual Word of God. In fact, if you do not repent, you'll be sorry (Deuteronomy 4:2; 12:32; Revelation 22:18).

            By the way, you can familiarize yourself with some of the plagues that you'll be intimately familiar with (as referenced in Revelation) by reading the second half of the 28th chapter in Deuteronomy. There's some good stuff there! For example, you should know that you will be pledged to be married to a woman, but another will take her and rape her. You will build a house, but you will not live in it. You will plant a vineyard, but you will not even begin to enjoy its fruit. Your ox will be slaughtered before your eyes, but you will eat none of it. Your donkey will be forcibly taken from you and will not be returned. Your sheep will be given to your enemies, and no one will rescue them. Jesus will afflict your knees and legs with painful boils that cannot be cured, spreading from the soles of your feet to the top of your head. Oh, and you'll have never ending hemorrhoids! Is that what you really want?

            Originally posted by RegofChrist View Post
            Surely it is the loving, christian thing to allow all Britons to be saved through joining the U.S. I come from Britain and I, a devout, God fearing christian would hate to be doomed to the fires of hell just because I lack a citizenship.
            You'll be doomed to the fires of Hell because you lack faith, dear. Jesus has already warned you that without faith, your eternal damnation is assured (John 3:18). The faithful don't need to make things up to make them feel strong or powerful or secure or in control.

            Who could improve on such commands as not boiling a kid in it's own mother's milk (Exodus 23:19)?




            Or the command to throw stones at our children until they die for the crime of teen rebellion (Deuteronomy 21:18-21)?



            Or the one about not wearing ripped jeans, regardless of how popular they are, for the Lord thy God will unleash His wrath on all people (Leviticus 10:6)?




            Or put to death an entire community for the crime of failing to worship the Lord thy God (Deuteronomy 13:12-15)?




            Why on earth would anyone think they can improve on the Divine Expectations of the Lord Jesus Christ? Why not let Him speak for Himself, dear? He doesn't need you to improve on His Word. He'll have the last laugh, sure enough!


            Glory!




            He that sitteth in the heavens shall laugh:
            the Lord shall have them in derision.
            Psalm 2:4
            Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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            • #7
              Re: Pray for the UK to leave Europe and do a Brexit

              I feel that we are moving away from the subject here. The EU is run by the Catholic Church, and the Anti-Christ, the pope, is determined to destroy Christianity in the World (See his ill-informed views on Soon-to-be-President Trump’s Mexican wall (for which the Mexicans will pay.))

              So incenced was the Mother of Whoredoms (The Vatican) that it used its propaganda sheet “The Catholic Herald” http://www.exacteditions.com/read/ca...2005-2334/1/3/ to attempt to silence a Christian Member of the British Parliament who pointed out that
              Such an amendment [An EU treaty] would eventually create an exclusively Catholic royal dynasty. Whose primary’ allegiance would be to the higher spiritual and temporal authority the Papacy.
              And
              ‘A Catholic European Union will inevitably result in the subjugation of Britain’s Protestant ethos to Roman Catholic social, political and religious teaching’
              The Island of England provides a strategic defense for the US against the infiltration of Satanic ideas from Europistan. The US has bought the Island of England for this purpose – it must not be undermined by Catlix!




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              “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

              Author of such illuminating essays as,
              Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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              • #8
                Re: Pray for the UK to leave Europe and do a Brexit

                I met a charming gentleman while on a recent trip to a filthy Asian country. I could tell you some disgusting things I did saw there, oh my... Anyway, this fine English gentleman explained to me the problem with all the wogs, krauts, spics and frogs in Europe and why this Brexit thing is so important. Apparently all the foreigners are poor and can't actually buy anything,

                “The E.U. is stagnating,” he said. “It’s got unbelievable, devastating levels of unemployment. There’s no growth there.”

                which rather defeats the purpose of having anything to do with them really. I mean, having a Constitution of inalienable rights and preventing another global war is alright in theory but ultimately if you can't score a buck then I completely don't see the point.

                Pray with me that Britain decides to separate from the EU and negotiate deals with those foreign jokes-for-countries neighbors that no longer need to be respected and whose poor, unemployed losers-for-citizens will fall over themselves to buy products from Britain that they were previously unable to afford, because of The Power of Negotiation ™. It's a win-win-win. Win. Just to make it clear, we win.
                If I have seen further, it is by standing on the heads of others.

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                • #9
                  Re: Pray for the UK to leave Europe and do a Brexit

                  Originally posted by Dr. Anthony J. Toole View Post
                  ...Pray with me that Britain decides to separate from the EU...
                  The way I see it, the English Channel served pretty well to keep the Foreign Scum out of England until the Foreign Scum learned how to make boats.

                  So I figure you'll need a wall there. A huge wall. In the middle of the Channel. That'll keep them out (at least until they manage to combine a boat and a ladder at the same time).

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                  • #10
                    Re: Pray for the UK to leave Europe and do a Brexit

                    Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                    The way I see it, the English Channel served pretty well to keep the Foreign Scum out of England until the Foreign Scum learned how to make boats.
                    I know you're trying to trick me there Diddy, but you're wrong. All foreigners have been successfully kept out of Britain for more than 2000 years in a continuous line from Jesus. The English are pure-bred blue-eyed Caucasian conservatives, just like their American descendents.
                    If I have seen further, it is by standing on the heads of others.

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                      Re: Pray for the UK to leave Europe and do a Brexit

                      Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
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