[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Thank you all for praying for my wife... She finally died.

As you all know it has been a tough last couple of years for my family.

Indeed, the constant whining of your wife was legendary. And don't get me started on her cooking. We could have wiped out all unbelievers in the Middle East with her cooking. She was also the living proof women should never be allowed to drive cars. Or leave the house for that matter. I still haven't figured out what was worse, her smell or her looks. I think Satan will put her close to the Obama voters in Hell to make their suffering extra horrible. You are a true hero for obeying 1 Corinthians 7:10-11 by staying married to that horrible horrible woman.

BBQ next weekend? I probably have some unmarried granddaughters left.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Thank you all for praying for my wife... She finally died.

BBQ next weekend? I probably have some unmarried granddaughters left.

I thought he was looking for some more experienced, in matters of housekeeping and cooking? Today I'm having one of these.



I've just returned from a bbq, the last one of the winter (it ran over a bit). We were trying out some new clothes I've made. My friend's husband seem particularly pleased with the new designs. Sorry, am I babbling..?

[Scott Scenter]

Re: Thank you all for praying for my wife... She finally died.

If we praise the Christ enough she will become undead and that is good enough, so believe, or as I should command to a true friend: Believe!

[Godfly]

Re: Thank you all for praying for my wife... She finally died.

You're sick. Simply because she would ask the cat if it thought it would rain today, you pray for God to kill her? And because she didn't have proof of her virginity. The way I see it, all you people on this site are a bunch of rude and offensive hypocrites. If she was studying or practicing witchcraft and divination, you should have tried to make her see that God and Satan are real and that there's a Heaven and a Hell, not pray for God to kill her. I've seen many ridiculous posts on this site, but yours was by far the most disgusting and offensive. Don't twist the word of God so it can benefit you.

She knows that God and Satan are real now!

Sir I am a True Christian, it would therefore be impossible for me to "twist the word of God." Often the word of God does benefit True Christian men. Why wouldn't it? But not because we "twist" it, but because we understand and obey it. If the word of God did not benefit us we would still obey it which is probably why God loves True Christian men over all others.

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Thank you all for praying for my wife... She finally died.

You're sick. Simply because she would ask the cat if it thought it would rain today, you pray for God to kill her? And because she didn't have proof of her virginity.

Can there be any thing more important before God for a woman to achieve than the chastity of a bride? God spells it out really well.

You people are warped. Totally sick in the head with your fake morals you just dream up out of nowhere that you think make sense. Well God knows better! And you dare to call us sick, you vile heathen piece of trash.

[markjosol]

Re: Thank you all for praying for my wife... She finally died.

tried to make her see that God and Satan are real and that there's a Heaven and a Hell, not pray for God to kill her. I've seen many ridiculous posts on this site, but yours was by far the most disgusting and offensive. Don't twist the word of God so it can benefit you.
*pornographic child rape link removed*

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Thank you all for praying for my wife... She finally died.

tried to make her see that God and Satan are real and that there's a Heaven and a Hell, not pray for God to kill her. I've seen many ridiculous posts on this site, but yours was by far the most disgusting and offensive. Don't twist the word of God so it can benefit you.

Please prove using scripture that any True Christian(tm) has misrepresented the word of God.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Thank you all for praying for my wife... She finally died.

tried to make her see that God and Satan are real and that there's a Heaven and a Hell, not pray for God to kill her. I've seen many ridiculous posts on this site, but yours was by far the most disgusting and offensive. Don't twist the word of God so it can benefit you.
*pornographic child rape link removed*

It's advice like that that gets souls sent to hell, markjosol. It is obvious that you are making it up as you go along, rather than cracking open that KJV1611 of yours and seeing what wants you to do.

Look at it this way: It is a Christian's duty to oppose all those who commune with Satan. Brother Godfly did his part and the Lord did His.

I will pray for you that you see the light.

[Jedediah]

Re: Thank you all for praying for my wife... She finally died.

Simply because she would ask the cat if it thought it would rain today, you pray for God to kill her?

So you support witchcraft?

And because she didn't have proof of her virginity.

If you would have read the Holy Bible (KJV 1611) before sharing your ignorant, unsaved opinions, you would know that a woman's parents are to keep custody of proof of their daughter's virginity at the time of her marriage.

Deuteronomy 22:13-22
13 If any man take a wife, and go in unto her, and hate her,
14 And give occasions of speech against her, and bring up an evil name upon her, and say, I took this woman, and when I came to her, I found her not a maid:
15 Then shall the father of the damsel, and her mother, take and bring forth the tokens of the damsel's virginity unto the elders of the city in the gate:
16 And the damsel's father shall say unto the elders, I gave my daughter unto this man to wife, and he hateth her;
17 And, lo, he hath given occasions of speech against her, saying, I found not thy daughter a maid; and yet these are the tokens of my daughter's virginity. And they shall spread the cloth before the elders of the city.
18 And the elders of that city shall take that man and chastise him;
19 And they shall amerce him in an hundred shekels of silver, and give them unto the father of the damsel, because he hath brought up an evil name upon a virgin of Israel: and she shall be his wife; he may not put her away all his days.
20 But if this thing be true, and the tokens of virginity be not found for the damsel:
21 Then they shall bring out the damsel to the door of her father's house, and the men of her city shall stone her with stones that she die: because she hath wrought folly in Israel, to play the whore in her father's house: so shalt thou put evil away from among you.

From what I understand, Brother Godfly's in-laws were not able to produce the tokens of their daughter's virginity, thus it follows that she is a whore and should die. It's in the Bible.

As for my own wife, as soon as I finished consummating our marriage, her father was knocking on the door asking for the tokens. He has them in a safe deposit box at his bank, and I have photographs for my own records. It's the only way any of us can be sure that my wife did not play the whore, necessitating her death according to 's Word.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Thank you all for praying for my wife... She finally died.

As you all know it has been a tough last couple of years for my family. My dear wife after being unable to prove she was a virgin at the time we married (I didn't think to ask back then but she should have kept some proof) and after I caught her numerous times talking to the cat in an attempt to divine the future (do you think it will rain today snowball?) She nevertheless had the audacity to continue to live for several years even though biblical law said she should die. After years of taking her on walks in rocky places and praying for an avalanche to kill her The Lord finally answered my prayers. She died of pneumonia last night.

My son J.R. Has been working on the grave all day and we plan to put her to rest sometime after church tomorrow. We ask the community not to send flowers but we will accept cash gifts that we will donate to charity sometime soon.
I will be free next weekend and plan to start dating as soon as possible but please do not send me anyone younger than 17.

A most hearty congratulations! I have been praying for God to snatch the life from that worthless whore for some time. It was never my place to say anything while you were married to her but my wife, Mrs. Hutchins has told me your wife sometimes went out without undergarments, to 'air out' as I heard it. It certainly explains 'that smell'.
Anyhow, if you find yourself out Hutchins Plantation, LLC, feel free to browse the Hutchins girls, no doubt one of them might be satisfactory.

[krunsch]

Re: Thank you all for praying for my wife... She finally died.

Praise the lord. He finally took a wife away from a guy who wanted to have her killed because she couldn't prove she was a virgin when they married. Like that's even possible after some years of marriage.

I don't know wether to call the cops because you likely murdered your wife and now brag about it on some forum or thinking that wherever your wife would be now, even if death meant the end of her existence, that would still be better than living with you.

[Basilissa]

Re: Thank you all for praying for my wife... She finally died.

Praise the lord. He finally took a wife away from a guy who wanted to have her killed because she couldn't prove she was a virgin when they married. Like that's even possible after some years of marriage.

It's in parents' best interest to collect the proof after the wedding night.

Deuteronomy 22:13-21
13 If any man take a wife, and go in unto her, and hate her,
14 And give occasions of speech against her, and bring up an evil name upon her, and say, I took this woman, and when I came to her, I found her not a maid:
15 Then shall the father of the damsel, and her mother, take and bring forth the tokens of the damsel's virginity unto the elders of the city in the gate:
16 And the damsel's father shall say unto the elders, I gave my daughter unto this man to wife, and he hateth her;
17 And, lo, he hath given occasions of speech against her, saying, I found not thy daughter a maid; and yet these are the tokens of my daughter's virginity. And they shall spread the cloth before the elders of the city.
18 And the elders of that city shall take that man and chastise him;
19 And they shall amerce him in an hundred shekels of silver, and give them unto the father of the damsel, because he hath brought up an evil name upon a virgin of Israel: and she shall be his wife; he may not put her away all his days.
20 But if this thing be true, and the tokens of virginity be not found for the damsel:
21 Then they shall bring out the damsel to the door of her father's house, and the men of her city shall stone her with stones that she die: because she hath wrought folly in Israel, to play the whore in her father's house: so shalt thou put evil away from among you.

I don't know wether to call the cops

You are the second German I know who misspells this word in the same way. Is this some weird German thing?

because you likely murdered your wife and now brag about it on some forum or thinking that wherever your wife would be now, even if death meant the end of her existence, that would still be better than living with you.

No, because she is in Hell for her sins. Say hello to her when you join her there.

[Jon Bradley]

Re: Thank you all for praying for my wife... She finally died.

Godfly, I have prayed fervently for a Proverbs 31 wife to make her way into your hands. When you come across a fugly God-fearful woman you know it is of The LORD (and another one of my answered prayers): Favour is deceitful, and beauty is vain: but a woman that feareth the LORD, she shall be praised.

[Sickened by Humanity]

Re: Thank you all for praying for my wife... She finally died.

You prayed your wife would die? What sort of sick evil bastard are you? It is said you are the product of rapes and by your mentality I can believe that. You are a sick fuck and I hope you NEVER find another wife. If you do I know she will be raped in order for you to marry her. You need a jail sentence not praise.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Thank you all for praying for my wife... She finally died.

You prayed your wife would die? What sort of sick evil bastard are you? It is said you are the product of rapes and by your mentality I can believe that. You are a sick piffle and I hope you NEVER find another wife. If you do I know she will be raped in order for you to marry her. You need a jail sentence not praise.

Nice.

I take it you'd rather see her suffer for as long as possible. What kind of a sicko ae you?