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  • Joshua.Wright
    Unsaved trash, teenaged pervert
    • Mar 2012
    • 41

    #16
    Re: Hitler LOVED Disney!!

    Originally posted by handmaiden View Post
    Ahem, allow me to begin by admitting that I have, from time to time, committed the conceit of composing overly written prose.

    However, with the glaring exception of the aforewritten sentence (okay, and maybe this one, too) everything that I have posted on this thread has been simplistic in the extreme. (Arrgh! I keep doing it!)

    The fact that you have misread such plain, short sentences is very, very sad.

    Please, note: I am calling you sad-- not me, not Mickey Mouse or anyone else.

    Are you reading the Bible with such casual disregard? Actually, in that you would not be alone. Roughly 95% of the posters here have not sat down with a quiet mind and good lighting and given the Bible the serious focus it deserves.

    Instead, people peruse the Bible like a menu. They pick out the parts that they like, insist on substitutions no matter how many times they encounter the "no substitutions" policy written right there throughout the menu, and they gloss over any of the difficult to accept plain statements about the nutritional content of the meals that they want to be served.

    The super sweet dessert items aren't the only thing that you have to digest, diners!


    Victually Yours,

    Handmaiden
    What did any of that have to do with that post. No bible verse was mentioned and nothing was substituted. They were just pointing out the flaw in the last persons argument.

    Argumentatively yours
    Joshua Wright
    This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. Any other gibberish will get you instabanned. --ADMIN

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    • sane_beleiver
      Unsaved trash, illiterate abo slut
      • Mar 2012
      • 14

      #17
      Re: Hitler LOVED Disney!!

      hitler also ate sugar do you eat sugar,hitler also wore shoes do you wear shoes.
      hitler also hated blacks asians hispanics lesbians gays.

      you and hitler are more similar than you think
      A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78556

        #18
        Re: Hitler LOVED Disney!!

        Originally posted by sane_beleiver View Post
        hitler also ate sugar do you eat sugar,hitler also wore shoes do you wear shoes.
        hitler also hated blacks asians hispanics lesbians gays.

        you and hitler are more similar than you think
        Hitler was a Mary-worshiping papist.

        We are True Christians(tm).

        There is a huge difference. Put down that huge can of Foster's Lager and pick up a King James Bible!
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • Titus Templeton
          Director of the German "Holy-caust" Evangelical Crusade
          Jesus macht frei
          True Christian™
          • Aug 2010
          • 5912

          #19
          Re: Hitler LOVED Disney!!

          Originally posted by sane_beleiver View Post
          you and hitler are more similar than you think
          Well the problem is we never meet Hitler. You will once you are in Hell.
          And that makes you a Nazi.
          -The Parable of the white laundry and the black man
          -Scientific proof that GAY SEX IS UNHYGIENIC!
          -Holocaust Jokes
          -Diarrhea: The Va​ginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals
          -Anne Frank vs. Adolf Hitler: Who was the worse person?
          -10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE!
          -5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!
          -Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!

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          • sane_beleiver
            Unsaved trash, illiterate abo slut
            • Mar 2012
            • 14

            #20
            Re: Hitler LOVED Disney!!

            the awkward moment im 17 and i don't drink and i read the new testament just not your bible just because i don't read your specific bible does not make me any less of a Christian than you

            btw Hitler also loved the original Mickey mouse film and was a fan of german expressionism film even though the people who created german expressionism were made to spight him.

            i thought i would share that information with you thinking you would find it interesting
            A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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            • Didymus Much
              Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
              • Jun 2010
              • 14079

              #21
              Re: Hitler LOVED Disney!!

              Originally posted by sane_beleiver View Post
              the awkward moment im 17 and i don't drink and i read the new testament just not your bible just because i don't read your specific bible does not make me any less of a Christian than you ...
              Yes, it does. What Scripture in the New Testament tells you it's ok to ignore the other 3/4 of the Bible?

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              • Redeemed Papist
                Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
                True Christian™
                • Jul 2011
                • 10409

                #22
                Re: Hitler LOVED Disney!!

                Originally posted by sane_beleiver View Post
                the awkward moment im 17 and i don't drink and i read the new testament just not your bible just because i don't read your specific bible does not make me any less of a Christian than you

                btw Hitler also loved the original Mickey mouse film and was a fan of german expressionism film even though the people who created german expressionism were made to spight him.

                i thought i would share that information with you thinking you would find it interesting
                Who could tell it was a witless teenager. Put down your Sega Gameboy and pick up a Bible, missy.

                How does it feel to be so wrong about God?
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                Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                The truth about volcanos
                Sex and debauchery in public schools
                Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                • Ezekiel Bathfire
                  Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                  Christ's Rottweiler
                   
                  • Jan 2008
                  • 22889

                  #23
                  Re: Hitler LOVED Disney!!

                  Look, son, The Bible King James Version 1611, is God speaking as He speaks – not as you speak. KJV1611 is the Original with nothing added and nothing taken away.

                  Assume you can read foreign languages; what would be better, “The Protocols of the Elders of Zion” and “Mein Kampf” in the original language, or in translation?

                  Do you really think that a Mexican reading a Catholic Bible in Spanish is going to learn anything? Do you think He might be a Christian? How is this possible?

                  If you are reading from any other Bible than KJV1611, you may as well be reading Harry Potter.
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                  “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                  Author of such illuminating essays as,
                  Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                  • TheLordSavedMe
                    A young lady servicing the Lord
                    True Christian™
                    • Jun 2009
                    • 579

                    #24
                    Re: Hitler LOVED Disney!!

                    Originally posted by sane_beleiver View Post
                    the awkward moment im 17 and i don't drink and i read the new testament just not your bible just because i don't read your specific bible does not make me any less of a Christian than you
                    Uhm, yeah it does. You have read the whole King James Bible to be a for real True Christian™ like me!

                    Otherwise, you'll just get sent to HELL by GOD.

                    If you don't believe me, just read the King James Bible and it says it right in there!









                    Tammi


                    ps: I don't know much about Hitler except the killing Jews stuff and that he yelled a lot when he did speeches and that we beat him in world war one or two or whatever, so I won't say anything about him and Disneyland.


                    Girls, do you have embarrassing "problems" with your down there parts like I used to?
                    Reverend Jim Osborne can help!



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                    He is the Rock, his work is perfect: for all his ways are judgment: a God of truth and without iniquity, just and right is he. Deuteronomy 32-4

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                    • handmaiden
                      Is a good, decent True Christian™ lady
                      True Christian™
                      • May 2010
                      • 11457

                      #25
                      Re: Hitler LOVED Disney!!

                      Originally posted by Joshua.Wright View Post
                      What did any of that have to do with that post. No bible verse was mentioned and nothing was substituted. They were just pointing out the flaw in the last persons argument.

                      Argumentatively yours
                      Joshua Wright

                      Well, let me see. . . first, I was addressing the general tendancy of many people to read quickly and without understanding. Unfortunately, the majority of people that I encounter pick out a few words in a sentence--or a post--form a hasty conclusion as to its meaning and then act on that inaccurate information. Sometimes they post on a forum and sometimes they vote in an election.

                      As to the fact that no Bible verse was mentioned, please try to understand. The entire existance of the Landover Baptist Church is based on our deeply held conviction that the Bible must be read in its entirety and accepted as a comprehensive whole.

                      We want people to become intimately acquainted with its words, and to examine their every behavior and belief against its implict authority. We are confident that when carefully read and understood, the Bible's power will be shown for what it truly is. Lives can be changed then. I know that mine was.


                      Sincerely Yours,

                      Handmaiden
                      His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

                      Guns For God and the Economy

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                      • Rev. M. Rodimer
                        Honorary True Christian™
                        Forum Member
                        • May 2008
                        • 13996

                        #26
                        Re: Hitler LOVED Disney!!

                        Should it be any shock that a homogay like Hitler loved Disney?

                        Just look at this perversion from The Lion Queen!

                        Bible boring? Nonsense!
                        Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                        You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                        • Daisy Mae Johnson
                          The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                          Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                          aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 15708

                          #27
                          Re: Hitler LOVED Disney!!

                          Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                          Should it be any shock that a homogay like Hitler loved Disney?

                          Just look at this perversion from The Lion Queen!



                          Here is some more sickening proof.

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                          • John North
                            True Christian™
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2012
                            • 414

                            #28
                            Re: Hitler LOVED Disney!!

                            The signs are actually everywhere and once you’ve become aware of it, the evidence is easily detected… Disgusting!

                            Stop whining
                            (1 Thessalonians 5:18) - In every thing give thanks: for this is the will of God in Christ Jesus concerning you.
                            (1 Corinthians 10:10) - Neither murmur ye, as some of them also murmured, and were destroyed of the destroyer
                            (Psalm 106:25) - But murmured in their tents, And hearkened not unto the voice of the LORD
                            (Ephesians 4:29) - Let no corrupt communication proceed out of your mouth, but that which is good to the use of edifying, that it may minister grace unto the hearers

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                            • Carl the wop
                              Forum Member
                              Forum Member
                              • Oct 2012
                              • 462

                              #29
                              Re: Hitler LOVED Disney!!

                              Even his company's latest works, like that abomination called "The Princess and the Frog" are anti-Christian. It promotes Voodoo and unpure things like interracial marriage.

                              He was even a homersexual perverter of young children.



                              But on the bright side, he did hate Joos..
                              Recovering Catholic.

                              Helping restore the "bully" to the "bully pulpit"

                              Aspiring to be God's Bouncer..

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                              • Jabalí
                                Confirmed Enemy of God
                                • Feb 2013
                                • 58

                                #30
                                Re: Hitler LOVED Disney!!

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