[Rev Jeffrey Lebowski]

Re: what's wrong with you people?

Bye Bye andrellis
Iffin' you are going thru Vancouver, stay away from the girlie boy hockey clubs. http://www.thecuttingedges.com/
Even San Francisco doesn't have enough butch fags to form a gay hockey team!

Rev Jeffrey Lebowski
Sister Vera Too {she's laughin' cause vancouverites rhymes with transvestites)

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: what's wrong with you people?

Anyone could have wrote the Bible!

I doubt you could.

were you there when it was written?

Obviously not but Jesus was there in Spirit. And anyway, I wasn't there when Moby Dick was written but I know there are whales

It may be some cute little fairytale someone made up!

Quite impossible, God covered that one: Ti:1:14: Not giving heed to Jewish fables, and commandments of men, that turn from the truth.

And you guide your lives with that

How else would we know God's Word?

...you people are BLIND,

Ac:9:18: And immediately there fell from his eyes as it had been scales: and he received sight forthwith, and arose, and was baptized. Jesus cures the blind.

[Lyssie]

Re: what's wrong with you people?

I cannot believe some of what you people say.
I can't believe that a human could possibly believe they are even right for thinking these things.
You approve of rape, how can ANYONE think that rape is ever okay?
You think it could even be a girl's fault that she was raped?
You are all hateful, disgusting people who are twisting an otherwise beautiful religion into something that makes me sick.

God won't forgive you for being Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), Malicious (Romans 1:29), and Unforgiving (Mark 11:26).
Or so you say.
I hope for your sake, you're wrong.

[Gabriel Reproba]

Re: what's wrong with you people?

I cannot believe some of what you people say.
I can't believe that a human could possibly believe they are even right for thinking these things.
You approve of rape, how can ANYONE think that rape is ever okay?

Who said rape is OK? Cite their post and we will kick them out of our church!

You think it could even be a girl's fault that she was raped?

Have you even READ the Bible? God syas this exact thing in Deut. 22.

24Then ye shall bring them both out unto the gate of that city, and ye shall stone them with stones that they die; the damsel, because she cried not, being in the city; and the man, because he hath humbled his neighbour's wife: so thou shalt put away evil from among you.

You are all hateful, disgusting people who are twisting an otherwise beautiful religion into something that makes me sick.

How have we twisted the following:

28If a man find a damsel that is a virgin, which is not betrothed, and lay hold on her, and lie with her, and they be found; 29Then the man that lay with her shall give unto the damsel's father fifty shekels of silver, and she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her, he may not put her away all his days.



Deut. 22

I am all ears.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: what's wrong with you people?

I think you posted that in the wrong place. This is about what is wrong with Heathens, Catlix, Muslin, and the general assorted garbage that washes up at Landover wailing their hatred.

You were thinking of the "What happens if my daughter won't marry her rapist" thread.

I hope this helps.

[Aristotle]

Re: what's wrong with you people?

I said "for real", which is an expression for "serious". Don't you people know your own language?

I don't know about you, but here we take the Bible (KJV 1611) REAL serious. If you come here to mock us, please leave now.

[panzel]

Re: what's wrong with you people?

You're mocking yourselves, no need for me to work on that.

But I gotta admit, founding a fictional church in a fictional town is quite clever though. Pissing off a lot of people

[GOD=life]

Re: what's wrong with you people?

But I gotta admit, founding a real church in a real town is quite clever though.

Yeah, because us people who believe in an "imaginary" God must surely go to an imaginary church in an imaginary town

[Rev. Edward Clement]

Re: what's wrong with you people?

Well praise God for he has already stepped in against those who would be pisseth, and want to hinder his mighty hand(Landover Baptist). Woeth unto them...WOETH!


1 Kings 21:21
Behold, I will bring evil upon thee, and will take away thy posterity, and will cut off from Ahab him that pisseth against the wall, and him that is shut up and left in Israel,
1 Kings 14:10
Therefore, behold, I will bring evil upon the house of Jeroboam, and will cut off from Jeroboam him that pisseth against the wall, and him that is shut up and left in Israel, and will take away the remnant of the house of Jeroboam, as a man taketh away dung, till it be all gone.

Praise God his WOOOORD is a powerful weapon!

Isaiah 55:11
So shall my word be that goeth forth out of my mouth: it shall not return unto me void, but it shall accomplish that which I please, and it shall prosper in the thing whereto I sent it.

[Aristotle]

Bible quote

Proverbs 15:2 The tongue of the wise useth knowledge aright: but the mouth of fools poureth out foolishness.

Why do you choose to make yourself a fool?

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: what's wrong with you people?

... useless demonstration of someone who just learned how to cut and paste ...

...

[Sincthechosenone]

Re: what's wrong with you people?

It says so in the Bible, duh

I see what he is saying, and LIttleMissV, you aren't really helping your arguement. At the same time, Jewish/Muslim people say that their beliefs are correct due to it being in the Torrah/Qur'an.

they are just as sure as you that their religion is the true one, just as Ptolemy was sure that the Earth was flat, and that the Sun revolved around the Earth.

I'm sure that if somebody was raised on Lord of the rings shoved in their face weekly, they would believe in the ring, and would hold their book to your face just as you hold your book to Panzel's

let's say Tolkien wrote his famous series in more detail, similar to your bible... there would be no way to scientifically prove that this book is true, or that the ring exists, similar to how the truth of the bible and the existence of god cannot be proven.

why dont you believe in greek or roman gods? why don't you believe in Allah? Fairies? ghosts? Dragons? werewolves??? they have just as much evidence as you do of their existence! and while you might call anybody who does believe in them insane, they could probably say the exact same thing right back...

just something to think about...

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: what's wrong with you people?

You believe in Fairies? Have fun with those. We believe in God.

[Sincthechosenone]

Re: what's wrong with you people?

it was a rhetorical question, posed simply to make a point...

but anybody who believes in fairies, has just as much tangible proof as you do that god exists... (again, i repeat, i do not believe in fairies)

[Mrs. Rogers]

Re: what's wrong with you people?

but anybody who believes in fairies, has just as much tangible proof as you do that god exists...

Our tangible proof of God's existence is the Bible, because it says so within the Bible.

All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness (2 Timothy 3:16, emphasis mine)