[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: GOD PARADOX!!!!!!

Proof that God is not all-powerful!

If God was truly all-powerful, he would be able to create a taco so spicy that nobody could eat it. But if God was truly all-powerful, then he would be able to eat it.

PROBLEM??

Yes.

First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

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If you want to debate people, THIS is the place to go.

You're supposed to make a thread of your own here in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.

[Isaac Fisher]

Re: GOD PARADOX!!!!!!

Both are wrong. Derp.

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: GOD PARADOX!!!!!!

Do you really think that a kind-hearted God would believe in sending your daughters to be raped.... and you have bent the Bible out of proportion.

You're assuming we think God is kind-hearted. Any child capable of reading the Bible is smarter than you.

The Bible cannot possibly be bent out of all proportion by reading it and quoting it verbatim. The Bible can be bent out of all proportion, however, by cherry picking all the bits that fit what feels good in your heart and ignoring all the inconvenient bits.

[Dan U. Holier]

Re: GOD PARADOX!!!!!!

...If God was truly all-powerful, he would be able to create a taco so spicy that nobody could eat it. But if God was truly all-powerful, then he would be able to eat it...

God is not some village magician performing miracles to amuse you. Nevertheless, nothing is impossible for Him, including bypassing your silly little paradox - if He’d wish to.

He could create a taco so spicy that nobody in this Universe could eat it – and then eat it in some parallel Universe. I’m afraid you can’t even grasp yours “scientific” hypothesis – namely the Everett’s MWI interpretation of quantum mechanics – what else God’s powers.

YiC

Dan

[Bible Student]

Re: GOD PARADOX!!!!!!

You can spend all day trying to figure out what a paradox really is, but when it comes down to it, I have given proof that God is not all-powerful and you have said nothing to defend yourselves. Now stop it with the "red flag is blue" nonsense and come up with an actual dignified defence.

As Billy Bob and others have tried to explain to you, there is no paradox. I think your failure to see this lies in your definitions. By all-powerful, do you mean the same thing as omnipotent? If not, please tell us the difference.

If you want them to mean the same thing then give us your definition of omnipotent. I guarantee you it will be wrong and therein lies your problem and why you think a paradox exists. What do you think omnipotent means?

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: GOD PARADOX!!!!!!

Simply calling me an idiot will not do anything. If you have something valuable to say, then say it. If not, then read this thread and laugh at the admin's pitiful excuses.

You're still pushing this idiot argument of yours

Here is the serious answer clueless; God clearly sets limits on His own power or we would have no free will. So yes, God create a taco He couldn't eat, He's already did it with you, you hell bound faggot.

[Bible Student]

Re: GOD PARADOX!!!!!!

Originally Posted by Billy Bob Jenkins
I don't prefer it one way or another. It's just that I've solved the problem. It's no longer a paradox to me, because I understand the issue. It is a paradox to you because you still don't grasp the issue.

How can you possibly understand a paradox? It is a question or a statement that has no possible answer, because the statement contradicts itself. Perhaps you should stop visiting this site for a while and spend some time considering what it is to worship God. Do you really think that a kind-hearted God would believe in sending your daughters to be raped, or would try to find sexual connotations in every single earthly object? Perhaps the Earth is the way that God intended it to be, and you have bent the Bible out of proportion.

You are picking out the warm and fuzzy stuff. That makes you a Cafeteria Christian of the Fluffy Bunny genera. What makes you think God is kind-hearted? True Christians(tm) never bend the Bible out of proportion. We accept the whole Bible in its entirety and do not leave out the parts that upset our sensibilities. That is left to the Cafeteria Christian of the Fluffy Bunny genera who choose the parts that make them feel warm and fuzzy all over. If that is what you want, go buy a vibrator.

[Bible Student]

Re: GOD PARADOX!!!!!!

Originally Posted by Microbrain
There are lies. And then there are paradoxes. "If a crocodile steals a child and promises its return if the father can correctly guess what the crocodile will do, how should the crocodile respond in the case that the father guesses that the child will not be returned?" is a paradox. In no way is it a lie. Sure, it contradicts itself, but in no way is it false. A circle is a square is not a self-contradictory sentence. It's like saying "This vehicle is a truck". Did it contradict itself? Nope. It just stated that it was something different.

There are no talking crocodiles in the Bible.

Talking serpents? Of course. (Genesis 3:1)

Talking asses? Naturally. (Numbers 22:30)

But talking crocodiles? CROCODILES?



That's crazy!

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth
Posted via Mobile Device

I understand MicroBrain's confusion. There is a talking crocodile called Yurrd the Unknown/Sobek the Talking Crocodile in DC comic's Superman series. He is genetically altered and becomes one of the Four Horsemen (mentioned in the Apocalypse). Since The Apocalypse, aka The Book of Revelation of St. John, is to be found in the Bible, Micro confused himself.

But he is still crazy mixing fiction (Superman) with real history (Bible).

[Faith_Machine]

Re: To all you grammar-insulting fags

To all you grammar insulting fags...

It sounds to me like you're prejudiced against homosexuals, friend.

I hope you understand that this is a Christian forum, and as such, we minister to a lot of homosexuals who are seeking to better themselves and get all that sodomy out of their lives.

I'm glad you've come here to learn about Jesus, but please understand that you will NOT be allowed to create an atmosphere of hatred in these forums. If your hate speech causes us to lose even one homo to the devil, I am going to hold you personally responsible!

[Peter Roy]

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How about this as a paradox:

Can God make a stone that he cannot lift?

Either way, this proves He is not all-powerfull.

[Brother Enoch]

Re: GOD PARADOX!!!!!!

How about this as a paradox:

Can God make a stone that he cannot lift?

Either way, this proves He is not all-powerfull.

It also proves you are a retarded.

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: GOD PARADOX!!!!!!

How about this as a paradox:

Can God make a stone that he cannot lift?

Either way, this proves He is not all-powerfull.

No, it proves you are capable of creating a sentence that makes no sense.

Here's an example of an instruction it is impossible to follow: "Do not read this sentence!"

It proves nothing other than you can play clever tricks with language to make a trap for fools.

[Petal]

Re: GOD PARADOX!!!!!!

man my brains just explodeds all over this innerlecktual thread. is it a parradox that lord Jesus were his own fathers? i bets lord Jesus were real boreds when he had conversashuns cuz he knew everythang before he were borned an what folk were gonna says before they saids it, he prolly just noddeds his head an smileds an pretends that what folk saids were real inneresting, even tho it not.

[James Hutchins]

Re: GOD PARADOX!!!!!!

How about this as a paradox:

Can God make a stone that he cannot lift?

Either way, this proves He is not all-powerfull.

Let me put this in terms you can understand:
Why does God make retards like you?

Answer:
To show His almighty power and understanding.

Of course God does not need to make you people. He chooses to as a lesson for everyone else. He can just as easily, smote you in a blink of an eye.

So the next time you act retarded, think about why God allows you to be that way.

[Bible Student]

Re: GOD PARADOX!!!!!!

How about this as a paradox:

Can God make a stone that he cannot lift?

Either way, this proves He is not all-powerfull.

To you I would put the same question as I asked plant_eater a few posts earlier. Do you mind answering the question? Both of you have the same misunderstanding. Awaiting your answer. Or are you going to run away from answering just like he did, because you know your scenario is false like Brother Billy Bob and others have stated here in this thread several times?