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  • Re: Only Sluts Get Raped! (1st Timothy 2:9)

    Originally posted by DemonThinker96 View Post
    ????? Why would you ask for forgiveness for being raped?
    God does not allow misfortune to befall those who believe in the Savior Jesus Christ and pray for His Blessing. If you are raped, this is evidence that you have failed Jesus. The Bible lays quite plain that Christian prayers are answered. Does it not? Consider Matthew 7:7-8

    7 Ask, and it shall be given you; seek, and ye
    shall find; knock, and it shall be opened unto you:
    8 For every one that asketh receiveth; and he that seeketh
    findeth; and to him that knocketh it shall be opened.
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    • Re: Only Sluts Get Raped! (1st Timothy 2:9)

      Originally posted by DemonThinker96 View Post
      ????? Why would you ask for forgiveness for being raped?
      Back in Biblical times, a shepherd would be responsible for the safety of the flock. Most sheep stay close to the shepherd, and will come when he calls for they know his voice to be one of security and provision. Sometimes a sheep would wander and not come back even when called. The shepherd would go and find the lost sheep and bring it back. If one sheep continued to defy the shepherd and refuse to come when called, the shepherd would break the leg of the sheep to prevent it from getting lost again and getting hurt, or worse, eaten by wolves. There's a reason Jesus is called the Great Shepherd. A sinner who refuses to heed the voice of her shepherd puts herself and the entire community in danger, and defies the rightful authority of the shepherd. For this reason she should ask forgiveness. The shepherd always knows better than the sheep.

      I hope this helps.

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      • Re: Only Sluts Get Raped! (1st Timothy 2:9)

        Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
        Back in Biblical times, a shepherd would be responsible for the safety of the flock. Most sheep stay close to the shepherd, and will come when he calls for they know his voice to be one of security and provision. Sometimes a sheep would wander and not come back even when called. The shepherd would go and find the lost sheep and bring it back. If one sheep continued to defy the shepherd and refuse to come when called, the shepherd would break the leg of the sheep to prevent it from getting lost again and getting hurt, or worse, eaten by wolves. There's a reason Jesus is called the Great Shepherd. A sinner who refuses to heed the voice of her shepherd puts herself and the entire community in danger, and defies the rightful authority of the shepherd. For this reason she should ask forgiveness. The shepherd always knows better than the sheep.

        I hope this helps.

        Your quote "Sometimes a sheep would wander and not come back even when called. The shepherd would go and find the lost sheep and bring it back."

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        and all the rest are left in the fold for wolves to eat? If they were safe in the fold, they'd not need a man to care for them would they? But the 1 sheep was saved. Let's run with that Eth.

        So who cares for the wolf? If its food is "kept safe" from wolves, do all the wolves starve?
        Proverbs 20:23 Divers weights are an abomination unto the LORD; and a false balance is not good.

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        • Re: Only Sluts Get Raped! (1st Timothy 2:9)

          Originally posted by Adam Fag View Post
          Your quote "Sometimes a sheep would wander and not come back even when called. The shepherd would go and find the lost sheep and bring it back."

          Like this?



          and all the rest are left in the fold for wolves to eat? If they were safe in the fold, they'd not need a man to care for them would they? But the 1 sheep was saved. Let's run with that Eth.

          So who cares for the wolf? If its food is "kept safe" from wolves, do all the wolves starve?
          "The shephard always knows better than sheep"

          Matt. 18:12–14

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          • Re: Only Sluts Get Raped! (1st Timothy 2:9)

            As we saw in my last post, the wolf gets left out of God's plan. Let's say I'm a wolf. I only eat meat. A fish, a bird, a sheep. And I spot one. Lunch. I drool.

            Psalm 50:10-12 For every beast of the forest is mine is mine and the cattle upon a thousand hills. I know all the fowls of the mountains and the wild beasts of the field are mine. If I were hungry I would not tell thee for the world is mine and the fulness thereof.

            I crouch down, I creep up to eat it. "Yum," I think. "Lunch" but then just as I pounce it gets snatched from me.

            What can I eat? The sheep gets fed, the birds get fed - but I don't. What sort of plan is that?

            Matt 6:25-26 Therefore I say unto you, Take no thought for your life, what ye shall eat, or what ye shall drink; nor yet for your body, what ye shall put on. Is not the life more than meat, and the body than raiment? Behold the fowls of the air: for they sow not, neither do they reap, nor gather into barns; yet your heavenly Father feedeth them. Are ye not much better than they?

            But the wolf, one of God's beasts, does need to take thought. Are not the sheep in the fold more at risk than the one who had strayed?
            Proverbs 20:23 Divers weights are an abomination unto the LORD; and a false balance is not good.

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            • Re: Only Sluts Get Raped! (1st Timothy 2:9)

              Ok no one, I repeat NO ONE deserves to be raped. NO ONE. Regardless of what they we’re wearing, if they we’re drunk, THERE IS NO REASON TO RAPE. If you want to have sex so badly that you’re gonna rape someone go to a strip club or some shit or fuck your wife. Rape emotionally and physically scars people for life, and it ruins them, making them never want to have kids and never want to be touched by a man ever again. IT IS NOT OKAY TO RAPE

              As for abortion, we literally need abortion. Sometimes its absolutely necessary. Condoms can break, or it can be a complete accident even if someone takes birth control pills. Most of the time abortions make life easier for the parent, and the unborn child. The child won’t have to suffer true the horrible life they would’ve had, while probably in poverty and not having clean clothes or food. ALSO, abortion is a good thing because for some reason, PEOPLE THINK ITS OK TO RAPE. Not everyone wants a child and sometimes they don’t have a choice and are forcefully impregnated.

              Honestly this whole website is a joke.

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              • Re: Only Sluts Get Raped! (1st Timothy 2:9)

                Originally posted by imarock View Post
                Ok no one, I repeat NO ONE deserves to be raped. NO ONE. Regardless of what they we’re wearing, if they we’re drunk, THERE IS NO REASON TO RAPE. If you want to have sex so badly that you’re gonna rape someone go to a strip club or some shit or piffle your wife. Rape emotionally and physically scars people for life, and it ruins them, making them never want to have kids and never want to be touched by a man ever again. IT IS NOT OKAY TO RAPE

                As for abortion, we literally need abortion. Sometimes its absolutely necessary. Condoms can break, or it can be a complete accident even if someone takes birth control pills. Most of the time abortions make life easier for the parent, and the unborn child. The child won’t have to suffer true the horrible life they would’ve had, while probably in poverty and not having clean clothes or food. ALSO, abortion is a good thing because for some reason, PEOPLE THINK ITS OK TO RAPE. Not everyone wants a child and sometimes they don’t have a choice and are forcefully impregnated.

                Honestly this whole website is a joke.
                So if a woman wants to be raped, we should ignore her wishes? Have you no compassion?

                God gave us the ability to create a life for Him. To end that life or even prevent it from happening the Miracle Moment(tm) when a mans Seed(c) enters into a woman and life begins. But people like you, want to murder innocent babies.
                Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                • Re: Only Sluts Get Raped! (1st Timothy 2:9)

                  That's right. For some women, rape is the only way they can find a Husband. Leave it to the lie-berals to stick their noses where they don't belong and take away rights from people who aren't causing them any harm at all.
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                  • Re: Only Sluts Get Raped! (1st Timothy 2:9)

                    Originally posted by imarock View Post
                    Ok no one, I repeat NO ONE deserves to be raped. NO ONE. Regardless of what they we’re wearing, if they we’re drunk, THERE IS NO REASON TO RAPE. If you want to have sex so badly that you’re gonna rape someone go to a strip club or some shit or piffle your wife. Rape emotionally and physically scars people for life, and it ruins them, making them never want to have kids and never want to be touched by a man ever again. IT IS NOT OKAY TO RAPE
                    Well, sometimes it's the quickest way for a man to land a wife:

                    Deuteronomy 22:28-29
                    28 If a man find a damsel that is a virgin, which is not betrothed, and lay hold on her, and lie with her, and they be found;
                    29 Then the man that lay with her shall give unto the damsel's father fifty shekels of silver, and she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her, he may not put her away all his days.

                    As for abortion, we literally need abortion. Sometimes its absolutely necessary. Condoms can break, or it can be a complete accident even if someone takes birth control pills.
                    My Bible doesn't say anything about pills or condoms, dear.

                    Also, the only abortions that God approves of are the kind that the woman doesn't survive:

                    Hosea 13:16 Samaria shall become desolate; for she hath rebelled against her God: they shall fall by the sword: their infants shall be dashed in pieces, and their women with child shall be ripped up.


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                    • Re: Only Sluts Get Raped! (1st Timothy 2:9)

                      Originally posted by imarock View Post
                      Condoms can break, or it can be a complete accident even if someone takes birth control pills.
                      Have you tried... not having sex?

                      Maybe you haven't heard the whole story about the birds and the bees, but the point of sex is to make babies. If you're not making babies, you're not having sex right.

                      Using contraceptives during sex is like removing the tires from a car. Sure, you can pretend that you're driving, but you're not getting anyway. There is no logical point to contraceptives.

                      Originally posted by imarock View Post
                      The child won’t have to suffer true the horrible life they would’ve had, while probably in poverty and not having clean clothes or food.
                      Then by the exact same logic, we should also kill the crippled or anyone else that WE deem to have a horrible life in the upcoming years.

                      Perhaps Hillary Clinton should be aborted?
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                      • Re: Only Sluts Get Raped! (1st Timothy 2:9)

                        Originally posted by imarock View Post
                        Ok no one, I repeat NO ONE deserves to be raped. NO ONE. Regardless of what they we’re wearing, if they we’re drunk, THERE IS NO REASON TO RAPE. If you want to have sex so badly that you’re gonna rape someone go to a strip club or some shit or piffle your wife. Rape emotionally and physically scars people for life, and it ruins them, making them never want to have kids and never want to be touched by a man ever again. IT IS NOT OKAY TO RAPE

                        As for abortion, we literally need abortion. Sometimes its absolutely necessary. Condoms can break, or it can be a complete accident even if someone takes birth control pills. Most of the time abortions make life easier for the parent, and the unborn child. The child won’t have to suffer true the horrible life they would’ve had, while probably in poverty and not having clean clothes or food. ALSO, abortion is a good thing because for some reason, PEOPLE THINK ITS OK TO RAPE. Not everyone wants a child and sometimes they don’t have a choice and are forcefully impregnated.

                        Honestly this whole website is a joke.
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                        • Re: Only Sluts Get Raped! (1st Timothy 2:9)

                          Originally posted by imarock View Post
                          Ok no one, I repeat NO ONE deserves to be raped. NO ONE...
                          That's not what God tells us in the Bible.

                          We see in Judges, chapter 21, where the tribes of Israel sent twelve thousand of their valiantest to punish the tribe of Benjamin for the grievous crime of not attending their assembly (they didn't even RSVP, how rude!), by killing them all (except the ones who were hiding IN a rock [yeah, that's what it really says]), women and children included, except for the young women who had not yet lain with a man. Unfortunately, they only found 400 virgin girls, which wasn't sufficient. The fact that that's probably about 395 more than could be found in the neighbourhood these days is irrelevant.

                          So plan B (still in Judges 21) was to have all the guys with unrequited trouser tents to go and kidnap some of their cousins from the tribe of Shiloh, by hiding in their vineyards while they had their feast of the Lord, grabbing them when they came out to dance, and then bravely and honourably running away.

                          Now do you really think that any of those girls were willing participants in their marriages?

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                          • Re: Only Sluts Get Raped! (1st Timothy 2:9)

                            Originally posted by imarock View Post
                            Ok no one, I repeat NO ONE deserves to be raped. NO ONE.
                            Well, I deserved to be raped and was. I dressed like a slut in tight jeans and a tube top. I blame no one but myself.

                            ALSO, abortion is a good thing because for some reason, PEOPLE THINK ITS OK TO RAPE. Not everyone wants a child and sometimes they don’t have a choice and are forcefully impregnated.
                            Are you saying my dear little son should have been aborted, because I was raped? How dare you! Prepare yourself for Hell, sinner.
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                            • Re: Only Sluts Get Raped! (1st Timothy 2:9)

                              Originally posted by imarock View Post
                              Ok no one, I repeat NO ONE deserves to be raped. NO ONE.
                              Rape is horrible, which is why the Biblical punishment for it is forced marriage between the slut and the seduced man. (Deuteronomy 22:28-29)

                              Everyone gets what they deserve (Job 34:11, Isaiah 3:11). So clearly everyone who gets raped, deserves it!

                              or piffle your wife
                              Clearly, you never met my wife.

                              Rape emotionally and physically scars people for life
                              Nonsense! Nothing makes a woman happier than forced marriage followed by serving her husband until he goes to Heaven.

                              Most of the time abortions make life easier for the parent, and the unborn child.
                              So, according to your logic death is preferable over life? I assume you also intent to vote for Hillary?
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                              • Re: Only Sluts Get Raped! (1st Timothy 2:9)

                                Originally posted by imarock View Post
                                Honestly this whole website is a joke.
                                There's a reason I chose the Bible quote in my signature. It's because of people like you.
                                But they mocked the messengers of God, and despised his words, and misused his prophets, until the wrath of the LORD arose against his people, till there was no remedy. (2 Chronicles 36:16)

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