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Wink Kaption Kontest Kraziness - 12-10-2019, 10:20 PM

#forevertrump: Supporter of The Donald as president-for-life! #MAGAlomaniac!
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Default Re: Kaption Kontest Kraziness - 12-10-2019, 11:30 PM
Free handouts to keep the people fat and lazy. No surprise in a country where they speak French!
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Default Re: Kaption Kontest Kraziness - 12-10-2019, 11:56 PM
Typical atheists: wasting money to throw it at swine, rather than giving it to God's Favorite Church!

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Default Re: Kaption Kontest Kraziness - 12-11-2019, 04:40 AM
What US President Trump really meant by golden shower.

No spoose should be more attractive than the other - that way, no one is satisfied, and the marriage can be happy.
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Default Re: Kaption Kontest Kraziness - 12-12-2019, 09:55 AM
" FOOLS GOLD "

Proverbs 20:23 Divers weights are an abomination unto the LORD; and a false balance is not good.
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Default Re: Kaption Kontest Kraziness - 12-12-2019, 04:15 PM
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Default Re: Kaption Kontest Kraziness - 12-12-2019, 05:07 PM
I Timothy 6
6 But godliness with contentment is great gain.
7 For we brought nothing into this world, and it is certain we can carry nothing out.
8 And having food and raiment let us be therewith content.
9 But they that will be rich fall into temptation and a snare, and into many foolish and hurtful lusts, which drown men in destruction and perdition.
10 For the love of money is the root of all evil: which while some coveted after, they have erred from the faith, and pierced themselves through with many sorrows.




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