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  • Gift ideas for the liberals in your life

    Idea number one: A Nelson Mandella Necklace.



    Why this is appropriate:
    Necklacing is the practice of summary execution and torture carried out by forcing a rubber tyre, filled with petrol, around a victim's chest and arms, and setting it on fire. The victim may take up to 20 minutes to die, suffering severe burns in the process....
    The practice became a common method of lethal lynching during disturbances in South Africa in the 1980s and 1990s. The first recorded instance took place in Uitenhage on 23 March 1985 when African National Congress (ANC) supporters killed a councillor who was accused of being a collaborator.[1]
    Necklacing "sentences" were sometimes handed down against alleged criminals by "people's courts" established in black townships as a means of enforcing their own judicial system. Necklacing was also used to punish members of the black community who were perceived as collaborators with the government. These included black policemen, town councillors and others, as well as their relatives and associates. The practice was often carried out in the name of the ANC, and Winnie Mandela, then-wife of the imprisoned Nelson Mandela and a senior member of the ANC, even made statements that blatantly endorsed its use...

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    Re: Gift ideas for the liberals in your life

    Mail him a big, long box in plain wrapping. From a very non-descriptive address. Make it big enough and long enough and they'll faint right there, so you won't need to put anything in it.
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      Re: Gift ideas for the liberals in your life

      Liberals need to be reminded that Jesus loves them. A large pine cross for their yard when help them feel the warmth of the Good Lord's unconditional love. Since Liberals are notoriously lazy I recommended you putting the cross up yourself.

      Do it at night to surprise them!

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        Re: Gift ideas for the liberals in your life

        Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
        Liberals need to be reminded that Jesus loves them. A large pine cross for their yard when help them feel the warmth of the Good Lord's unconditional love. Since Liberals are notoriously lazy I recommended you putting the cross up yourself.

        Do it at night to surprise them!
        Don't forget to add lights for that festive holiday touch.

        No convenient outlets? A little gasoline or kerosene will light that cross up for hours.

        Your neighbors will bask in the glow of their front-yard cross all night, and the Word of the Lord will be shared on local newspaper front pages for days!
        Bible boring? Nonsense!
        Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
        You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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          Re: Gift ideas for the liberals in your life

          You have Liberals in your life?

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            Re: Gift ideas for the liberals in your life

            Originally posted by jeremy.boyd View Post
            You have Liberals in your life?
            I do! Not living in Freehold, I don't have the luxury of a Christian-only town.
            Bible boring? Nonsense!
            Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
            You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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            • #7
              Re: Gift ideas for the liberals in your life

              Originally posted by jeremy.boyd View Post
              You have Liberals in your life?
              I've seen them on TV.
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                Re: Gift ideas for the liberals in your life

                I don't know many libs, but I always keep a few boxes of different Chick Tracts in the Buick in case I cross paths with any.


                II Thessalonians 1:7-9
                And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
                In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
                Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power



                The man who is being progressively sanctified will inescapably sanctify his home, school, politics, economics, science, and all things else by understanding and interpreting all things in terms of the Word of God and by bringing all things under the Dominion of Christ the King. -R.J. Rushdoony

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                  Re: Gift ideas for the liberals in your life

                  Ann Coulter books always make touching and thoughtful gifts.
                  Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
                  brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
                  ...and get off my lawn
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                    Re: Gift ideas for the liberals in your life

                    Not a lot of people know that you can freeze yellow-jacket nests whole including occupants. The little beasts go into torpor but wake when warmed.



                    Collect a few nests in summer and freeze them down. Around now you should be packing them quickly and sending them off as surprise gifts for liberals. (No need to say who its from, this is a general Bible Lesson.)

                    Liberals will place the parcel under their heathen Christmas tree in the warmth. Come Christmas Day, opening it gives them the idea of Hell and points them to the Path of Righteousness.
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                      Re: Gift ideas for the liberals in your life

                      Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                      Not a lot of people know that you can freeze yellow-jacket nests whole including occupants. The little beasts go into torpor but wake when warmed.



                      Collect a few nests in summer and freeze them down. Around now you should be packing them quickly and sending them off as surprise gifts for liberals. (No need to say who its from, this is a general Bible Lesson.)

                      Liberals will place the parcel under their heathen Christmas tree in the warmth. Come Christmas Day, opening it gives them the idea of Hell and points them to the Path of Righteousness.
                      Thoughtful and non-lethal. True charity of the afterlife-ensuring kind. Make sure there's a message explaining what it is for though or they'll never appreciate the love!
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                      Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                      John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

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                      The truth about volcanos
                      Sex and debauchery in public schools
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                      • #12
                        Re: Gift ideas for the liberals in your life

                        I've never seen one of these, but would like to find one for an atheist Mayor or two I know.

                        It would be a Jesus Jack-in-the-Box. You would turn a crank and play, "What a Friend we Have in Jesus". Right in the middle, BOOM, Jesus springs out.

                        Can one buy such a thing? Maybe I should start a little business.
                        Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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                          Re: Gift ideas for the liberals in your life

                          Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                          Liberals need to be reminded that Jesus loves them. A large pine cross for their yard when help them feel the warmth of the Good Lord's unconditional love. Since Liberals are notoriously lazy I recommended you putting the cross up yourself.

                          Do it at night to surprise them!
                          I did a search to see if Ikea sells crosses but this is all I found:




                          Needless to say, we REALLY need to nuke Sweden.
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                          Current Project: Bedmates For Billionaires: Biblical eldercare straight from King David
                          Goal:
                          $500,000 Currently raised: $0.11 DONATE NOW! Yes, we accept Biblecoins!

                          True Christians™ believe they they exist to serve the Bible-revealed will of God.
                          False Christians believe the Bible exists to serve their will. GOD IS NOT YOUR YES-MAN!

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                            Re: Gift ideas for the liberals in your life

                            Originally posted by Jedediah View Post
                            I don't know many libs, but I always keep a few boxes of different Chick Tracts in the Buick in case I cross paths with any.

                            Brother Jedediah, it's true that nobody puts it better than Jack Chick.

                            "Forty years ago, a ranting homeless man told you that I came to Earth for your salvation, and you didn't take him seriously. But that was Me, talking directly to you! I was using that man to send you a personalied invitation to Salvation!

                            "Sure, I (being all-knowing) could have provided customized 'evidence' certain to convince you, but do you really think I have time to do that for everybody? And where'd be the faith in that? 'Knowing' obviates the need for 'faith'! So off to Hell with you, for not believing the man with torn clothes, a bottle of MD 20/20, and vomit on his pants!"



                            As for gifts for liberals, I'd suggest a copy of Rick Perry's latest, Fed Up!

                            I've added some comments in red to clarify Governor Perry's thoughts:
                            Now, do not misunderstand me, America is great. That's why I recommended Texas secede in 2009.

                            But we are fed up with being over-taxed and over-regulated. We are tired of being told how much salt to put on our food (or requiring companies to tell us how much is in store-bought food), what kind of cars we can drive (with ridiculous requirements about 'safety' and 'efficiency'), what kinds of guns we can own (why can't I have a grenade launcher?), what kind of prayers we are allowed to say and where we can say them (like Christian prayers as an official part of the school day), what we are allowed to do to elect political candidates (Christians should be allowed multiple votes: One for the citizen, and one each for Father, Son, and Holy Spirit . . . and why not just have only one polling booth in those liberal districts? They all vote the same anyway), what kind of energy we can use (Give me lots of coal, black, beautiful coal . . . and that fresh Beijing air!), what doctor we can see (Dangit, I want my homeopathy, and I want my insurance to pay for it!). What kind of nation are we becoming? I fear it's the very kind the Colonists fought against.
                            Inspiring!
                            Bible boring? Nonsense!
                            Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                            You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                              Re: Gift ideas for the liberals in your life

                              For the liberal "teacher" in the family, this ice-breaker would make an ideal gift. Since all ages need to be instructed in how condoms "protect us from sin" and how "normal" it is to feel comfortable with one's "gender identity" rather than being taught how to "read" or "add up" (we just pick these things up as we go along, the liberal prates), and since society has been repressed by superstitious criminals [the Church], they declare - what better way to encourage questions in the classroom than some coloutful liberal millinery? Indeed only yesterday I heard a teacher announcing that being comfortable with gender identity is not enough: the now issue is gender expression. Imagine the sense of worthlessness (she said) experienced by a child who expressed his femininity through gender identifying clothing (a mini-skirt & stilettos, say) and yet was laughed at by his classmates? Or the young girl who wanted to be a sportsman yet knew that she would only ever be permitted to play in a girls' team?
                              but Writing? NOT ON YOUR NELLY!!
                              History? GET SERIOUS - HISTORY IS MURDER!!!
                              or a Trade?

                              Yes we've all seen the film, now here's the hat:

                              NEW FOR 2012: SELF INFLATING POP-OUT YELLOW CONDOMS AROUND
                              THE SIDES OF THE HAT (YOU CAN SEE SOME THAT HAVE INFLATED ON
                              THE OTHER SIDE AND SOME UNINFLATED ONES ON THIS SIDE

                              IT DOESN'T GET MORE LIBERAL THAN THAT

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