[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: If we came from monkeys, why don't we have tails?

Evolutionist facts blahblahblah....

Stop right there, Godmocker.

There are no such thing as evolutionist facts.

[god is a lie]

Re: If we came from monkeys, why don't we have tails?

And the Earth is only 6000 years old! HA! You've argued yourself into a corner there!

No evilution.
Case closed!

the case is far from closed pal, if you can come up with one single tangible thread of evidence that the earth is 6000 years old then i may reconsider, please note that anything contained within the bible does not count in the least part as any kind of evidence.
Guess what, i think you may struggle to prove your point here because there is no proof outside your book that that disproves or even suggests that the earth is as old as you say it is.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: If we came from monkeys, why don't we have tails?

Request granted:

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: If we came from monkeys, why don't we have tails?

the case is far from closed pal, if you can come up with one single tangible thread of evidence that the earth is 6000 years old then i may reconsider, please note that anything contained within the bible does not count in the least part as any kind of evidence.
Guess what, i think you may struggle to prove your point here because there is no proof outside your book that that disproves or even suggests that the earth is as old as you say it is.

TYPICAL Darwinist! You keep moving those goalposts because you don't really want an answer! "Give me proof, but you're not allowed to use any evidence! Nyah nyah, I can't hear you! My fingers are in my ears!"
Pathetic.

[Las Vegas Larry]

Re: If we came from monkeys, why don't we have tails?

I was thinking about this today. According to the Darwinists, we came from monkeys. Monkeys have tails. So if why came from monkeys, why don't we have tails? WHERE IS MY TAIL, EVILUTIONISTS?!? I don't have one! 100% PROOF that EVILUTION IS A LIE!!!

With all due respect to your apologetics efforts, it's not even a valid question for a number of reasons. "God" help you all if this is what you are teaching in sunday school...

1.) There is no such thing as a Darwinist any more than there is a "Newtonist" or an "Einsteinist". Darwin simply put in print what many intelligent people already suspected; that all life shares a degree of common ancestry and evolves as conditions on earth demand. No evolutionary biologist identifies himself as a "Darwinist" and probably doesn't even give old Chuck much thought at all.

2.) No one proposes that we "came from monkeys". If this were the case, the monkey couldn't be around today if we evolved from it. This is just common sense. Rather, evolutionary theory proposes that ALL primates we see today (including the human) evolved from a common ancestor that, as the theory would demand, is now extinct.

3.) Um, are you aware that many other primates alive today don't have tails either? Just go to a zoo and see the "proof" for yourself.

In summary, the argument is severely biased, flawed, pejorative and nonsensical.

Sheesh...

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: If we came from monkeys, why don't we have tails?

I have every reason to believe you are demented:

1.) There is no such thing as a Darwinist any more than there is a "Newtonist" or an "Einsteinist". Darwin simply put in print what many intelligent people already suspected;

(a) those “intelligent” people were all latte sipping libertines and the progenitor to liberal champagne Demoncrats, espousing “arty-farty” ideas in their $Million apartments.

that all life shares a degree of common ancestry

God

2.) […] ALL primates we see today (including the human) evolved from a common ancestor that, as the theory would demand, is now extinct.

…??? Why would it have to be extinct?

3.) Um, are you aware that many other primates alive today don't have tails either? Just go to a zoo and see the "proof" for yourself.

Manx cats don’t have tails either – are you suggesting they are human?


You’re just stabbing in the dark here aren’t you?

[god is a lie]

Re: If we came from monkeys, why don't we have tails?

Manx cats don’t have tails either – are you suggesting they are human?


You’re just stabbing in the dark here aren’t you?

where on earth did you pull a link between mynx cats and humans?
humans evolved to the point where out tail all but dissapeared, that has absolutely no relation whatsoever to the completly seperate evolution of another species...
give up and admit you have no idea what is goin on in the world, try reading a book or two (not the bible and one without religious context involved). Who knows you might just learn a thing or two.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: If we came from monkeys, why don't we have tails?

where on earth did you pull a link between mynx cats and humans?
humans evolved to the point where out tail all but dissapeared, that has absolutely no relation whatsoever to the completly seperate evolution of another species...
give up and admit you have no idea what is goin on in the world, try reading a book or two (not the bible and one without religious context involved). Who knows you might just learn a thing or two.

Let me ask you a question, monkey worshiper. What is more important: knowing stuff, or going to Heaven?

Even if evolution was true, believing it would contradict the Word of God(c), and that would mean aeternal damnation in the lake of fire and brimstone which burneth forever. Why would I believe something that will only land me in Hell? And don't say 'cause of some "evidence", as that will not keep you out of Hell.

[Lisa H]

Re: If we came from monkeys, why don't we have tails?

where on earth did you pull a link between mynx cats and humans?
humans evolved to the point where out tail all but dissapeared, that has absolutely no relation whatsoever to the completly seperate evolution of another species...
give up and admit you have no idea what is goin on in the world, try reading a book or two (not the bible and one without religious context involved). Who knows you might just learn a thing or two.

You may be a monkey man and swing in trees with a tail does not mean everyone else is. You father was most likely into bestiality.


Leviticus 20:15 And if a man lie with a beast, he shall surely be put to death: and ye shall slay the beast.

[Titus Templeton]

Re: If we came from monkeys, why don't we have tails?

I dont like bananas, if we came from monkeys im sure i would like that.

[True Satanist Fool]

Re: If we came from monkeys, why don't we have tails?

I was thinking about this today. According to the Darwinists, we came from monkeys. Monkeys have tails. So if why came from monkeys, why don't we have tails? WHERE IS MY TAIL, EVILUTIONISTS?!? I don't have one! 100% PROOF that EVILUTION IS A LIE!!!

It's funny how little people know about what they fear.
Humans didn't evolve from monkeys, they evolved from apes which also doesn't have tails.
As a matter of fact, the fact that you don't have a tail almost proves that humans have evolved from apes but being a man of reason I wouldn't believe this or present it to anyone before I would have a mountain of fact to back me up, which I have.
To explain it all would take to much space and time and since most people wouldn't listen anyway I won't even bother but for the few that will go to local library and pick up a book about evolution or even google evolution.
You can still believe in evolution and still believe in god you know.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: If we came from monkeys, why don't we have tails?

It's funny how little people know about what they fear.
Humans didn't evolve from monkeys, they evolved from apes which also doesn't have tails.
As a matter of fact, the fact that you don't have a tail almost proves that humans have evolved from apes but being a man of reason I wouldn't believe this or present it to anyone before I would have a mountain of fact to back me up, which I have.
To explain it all would take to much space and time and since most people wouldn't listen anyway I won't even bother but for the few that will go to local library and pick up a book about evolution or even google evolution.
You can still believe in evolution and still believe in god you know.

Apes evolved from fish.

Do you know what other animals have tales?

Fish.

[Sister Christina]

Re: If we came from monkeys, why don't we have tails?

Humans didn't evolve from monkeys, they evolved from apes which also doesn't have tails.

That is a lie. If we came from the apes then why are there still apes around? You do now what happen to liars, right?

But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.
Revelation 21:8

As a matter of fact, the fact that you don't have a tail almost proves that humans have evolved from apes

We do not have tails because God didn't give us tails. DUH!

And the LORD shall make thee the head, and not the tail; and thou shalt be above only, and thou shalt not be beneath; if that thou hearken unto the commandments of the LORD thy God, which I command thee this day, to observe and to do them:
Deuteronomy 28:13

but being a man of reason

Nothing rational at all about what you just said.

Talk no more so exceeding proudly; let not arrogancy come out of your mouth: for the LORD is a God of knowledge, and by him actions are weighed.
1 Samuel 2:3

I wouldn't believe this or present it to anyone before I would have a mountain of fact to back me up, which I have.

Biblical scripture, please?

To explain it all would take to much space and time and since most people wouldn't listen anyway I won't even bother but for the few that will go to local library and pick up a book about evolution or even google evolution.

All written by evil scientists and peasents of the Devil.

He that committeth sin is of the devil; for the devil sinneth from the beginning. For this purpose the Son of God was manifested, that he might destroy the works of the devil.
1 John 3:8

You can still believe in evolution and still believe in god you know.

Find me a scripture about evipolution and then we might agree.

[John Scopes]

Re: If we came from monkeys, why don't we have tails?

It's funny how little people know about what they fear.
Humans didn't evolve from monkeys, they evolved from apes which also doesn't have tails.
As a matter of fact, the fact that you don't have a tail almost proves that humans have evolved from apes but being a man of reason I wouldn't believe this or present it to anyone before I would have a mountain of fact to back me up, which I have.
To explain it all would take to much space and time and since most people wouldn't listen anyway I won't even bother but for the few that will go to local library and pick up a book about evolution or even google evolution.
You can still believe in evolution and still believe in god you know.

Welcome to this place fellow believer in science. As an obviously educated individual I am sure you have heard the colloquial term "pissing into the wind"

[True Satanist Fool]

Re: If we came from monkeys, why don't we have tails?

Apes evolved from fish.

Do you know what other animals have tales?

Fish.

Wrong again.
Apes evolved from monkeys, monkeys evolved from an other smaller mammal most likely a kind of mouse-like creature that survived the great extinction.
The mouse-like creature evolved from dinosaurs over the course of millions of years. The dinosaurs evolved from other dinosaurs and they evolved from other dinosaurs over the course of many million years but the first dinosaurs evolved from lungfish who took to dry land because the sea was full of predators whilst dry land only had trees on it. Lungfish evolved from other fish who lived in the sea 24/7 and those fish evolved from microorganism. These microorganism was much like bacteria at first but when they began to eat each other, then they would band together to become multi-organism to fend off hostile microorganism, so the hostile microorganism had to band together so they could eat the other multi-organism and this process would happen over and over again becoming slightly different every time and that is evolution. In the end everyone is a huge colony of microorganism or cells such as red blood cells, white blood cells and brain cells whilst other microorganism like bacteria tries to feed of you which is what makes you sick.
And that evolution in a nut shell but I can't stop feeling that I've written all of this in vain because I know none of you will listen, so just give me my heathen badge and evilutionist badge and well'll call it even.