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  • Faith_Machine
    Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Mar 2011
    • 10049
    #91
    Re: Eating Corn on the Cob is Training for Oral Sex!

    Originally posted by Jayson.J View Post
    Under investigation or not, I will not stand idly by while places dedicated toward the worship of Jesus are contaminated with floozies.

    And, in all seriousness, being "under investigation" is really just a way to say I'm new. New to this site, that is; not new to the following of this religion. If I moved to a new city, joined a new church and saw the priest molesting a young child in God's palace, would I simply allow it due to the fact that I am new?

    NAY, I say.
    So you're telling us you're a Papist.

    The investigation would have soon ferreted out this information anyway, so I guess it's wise that you didn't try to hide it from us.
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      • Jayson.J
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        • Jan 2012
        • 26
        #92
        Re: Eating Corn on the Cob is Training for Oral Sex!

        Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
        So you're telling us you're a Papist.

        The investigation would have soon ferreted out this information anyway, so I guess it's wise that you didn't try to hide it from us.
        You put words in my mouth, friend.

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          • Redeemed Papist
            Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
            True Christian™
            • Jul 2011
            • 10409
            #93
            Re: Eating Corn on the Cob is Training for Oral Sex!

            Originally posted by ditzygurl83 View Post
            That being said, if it is determined by one who is not under investigation and who is a True Christian as I can only hope to be, that my photo is indeed inappropriate I will be more the happy to change it and eager to meet the needs of this forum and those that oversee and moderate it!
            Be assured that if we disapproved of your picture it would not be there.

            You are right to ignore the opinions of unsaved trash unless they are showing you scripture that unambiguously shows God disapproves of something.
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            Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

            John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

            Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
            The truth about volcanos
            Sex and debauchery in public schools
            Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
            God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
            Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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              • PrayerWarrior
                Unsaved trash, teenaged jap lover
                • Jan 2012
                • 43
                #94
                Re: Eating Corn on the Cob is Training for Oral Sex!

                Is eating corn on the cobb inappropriate for men as well?
                Romans 13:8 Owe no one anything, except to love each other, for the one who loves another has fulfilled the law.

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                  • Jayson.J
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    • Jan 2012
                    • 26
                    #95
                    Re: Eating Corn on the Cob is Training for Oral Sex!

                    Also, one time my dog ran out of the house and had its way with the corn on the cob that was sitting outside. Is my dog a spawn of the devil?

                    I have already told my wife that this is a possibility and we are preparing mentally to take him out back and shoot him.

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                      • Faith_Machine
                        Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                        True Christian™
                        • Mar 2011
                        • 10049
                        #96
                        Re: Eating Corn on the Cob is Training for Oral Sex!

                        Originally posted by PrayerWarrior View Post
                        Is eating corn on the cobb inappropriate for men as well?
                        Well let me ask you this: Is it inappropriate for men to put penises in their mouths, or do you think that's an activity that only women should refrain from?
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                          • Faith_Machine
                            Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                            True Christian™
                            • Mar 2011
                            • 10049
                            #97
                            Re: Eating Corn on the Cob is Training for Oral Sex!

                            Originally posted by Jayson.J View Post
                            You put words in my mouth, friend.
                            Perhaps you will forgive my confusion, but your exact words were, "If I moved to a new city, joined a new church and saw the priest molesting a young child in God's palace..."

                            What kind of church would you be attending that has a priest, but isn't a Catholic church?
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                              • ditzygurl83
                                Unsaved trash
                                 
                                • Jan 2012
                                • 160
                                #98
                                Re: Eating Corn on the Cob is Training for Oral Sex!

                                I wish to thank you Redeemed and Faith for being my Godly protector from people such as Jayson. I of course wish no ill will, I am merely here to serve. You both have my eternal gratitude and servitude as both men of God and as protectors of myself. I find comfort that my picture is allowed. Praise and GLORY!

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                                  • Faith_Machine
                                    Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                                    True Christian™
                                    • Mar 2011
                                    • 10049
                                    #99
                                    Re: Eating Corn on the Cob is Training for Oral Sex!

                                    Think nothing of it, Ditzygurl! I've always felt that women and livestock are precious, and ought to be protected!
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                                      • ditzygurl83
                                        Unsaved trash
                                         
                                        • Jan 2012
                                        • 160
                                        #100
                                        Re: Eating Corn on the Cob is Training for Oral Sex!

                                        Appreciate it Faith Machine. As a woman I welcome the comparison to a cow or pig, livestock in the farm of the Lord. Only here to obey the will of the farmer or the shepperd.
                                        "The ox knoweth his owner, and the ass his master's crib; [but] Israel doth not know, my people doth not consider."
                                        -                                        Isaiah 1:3

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                                          • PrayerWarrior
                                            Unsaved trash, teenaged jap lover
                                            • Jan 2012
                                            • 43
                                            #101
                                            Re: Eating Corn on the Cob is Training for Oral Sex!

                                            Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                                            Well let me ask you this: Is it inappropriate for men to put penises in their mouths, or do you think that's an activity that only women should refrain from?
                                            Of course not. It is inappropriate both ways.
                                            Romans 13:8 Owe no one anything, except to love each other, for the one who loves another has fulfilled the law.

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                                              • ditzygurl83
                                                Unsaved trash
                                                 
                                                • Jan 2012
                                                • 160
                                                #102
                                                Re: Eating Corn on the Cob is Training for Oral Sex!

                                                I can not even imagine why a woman would want to put a penis in her mouth. The most disgusting thing I could think of. God would never want such a thing and neither would any True Christian man!

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                                                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                                                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                                     
                                                    • Sep 2006
                                                    • 78552
                                                    #103
                                                    Re: Eating Corn on the Cob is Training for Oral Sex!

                                                    Originally posted by ditzygurl83 View Post
                                                    I can not even imagine why a woman would want to put a penis in her mouth. The most disgusting thing I could think of. God would never want such a thing and neither would any True Christian man!
                                                    Ew! I've never heard of such a thing!
                                                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                                      • ditzygurl83
                                                        Unsaved trash
                                                         
                                                        • Jan 2012
                                                        • 160
                                                        #104
                                                        Re: Eating Corn on the Cob is Training for Oral Sex!

                                                        It turns my stomach. I only heard about it because of a camp that I went to one summer. After I heard that this had happened there, I took every effort to make sure that the counsellor who had it happen and anyone who knew about it or thought about it was kicked out of the camp. Made me sick to my stomach. Perverts are out there, too many of them.

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                                                          • ange_sa
                                                            Unsaved trash, suspected spearchucker
                                                            • Jan 2012
                                                            • 28
                                                            #105
                                                            Re: Eating Corn on the Cob is Training for Oral Sex!

                                                            Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                                                            Dear Heavens, that is most disturbing!
                                                            Seriously? I guess it is not okay then to eat an ice cream or even a mango either.

                                                            Surely it can only be someone with a dirty mind who imagines oral sex when someone is eating corn on the cob.

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