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  • Mary Etheldreda
    Gushing for Jesus
     
    • Sep 2011
    • 23775

    #766
    Re: The PRESIDENT Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

    According to Vox News (I know, right!), President Trump is inundated twice every day with reams and reams of feedback from the citizens of this Great Nation, and all of it is positive! There's simply no negative feedback to report!

    Glory!

    Twice a day since the beginning of the Trump administration, a special folder is prepared for the president. The first document is prepared around 9:30 a.m. and the follow-up, around 4:30 p.m. Former Chief of Staff Reince Priebus and former Press Secretary Sean Spicer both wanted the privilege of delivering the 20-to-25-page packet to President Trump personally, White House sources say.

    These sensitive papers, described to VICE News by three current and former White House officials, don’t contain top-secret intelligence or updates on legislative initiatives. Instead, the folders are filled with screenshots of positive cable news chyrons (those lower-third headlines and crawls), admiring tweets, transcripts of fawning TV interviews, praise-filled news stories, and sometimes just pictures of Trump on TV looking powerful.
    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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    • Johny Joe Hold
      Mayor of Freehold
       
      • Feb 2010
      • 12400

      #767
      Re: The PRESIDENT Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

      Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
      According to Vox News (I know, right!), President Trump is inundated twice every day with reams and reams of feedback from the citizens of this Great Nation, and all of it is positive! There's simply no negative feedback to report!
      Glory!
      Praise Jesus there are millions of voters who love President Trump and tell him so. It was great to learn a ream of paper praising him is delivered twice a day. Would it be possible to deliver good news to him more often than that?

      I've been asking around about the possibility tow airplane that circles the White House with a message of praise. I think he would enjoy seeing, "YOU'RE A GREAT PRESIDENT SIR" every time he looks out the White House window.
      Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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      • Titus Templeton
        Director of the German "Holy-caust" Evangelical Crusade
        Jesus macht frei
        True Christian™
        • Aug 2010
        • 5912

        #768
        Re: The PRESIDENT Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

        I just had a vision about President Trump writing a book about his Presidency. I can't wait!!
        -The Parable of the white laundry and the black man
        -Scientific proof that GAY SEX IS UNHYGIENIC!
        -Holocaust Jokes
        -Diarrhea: The Va​ginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals
        -Anne Frank vs. Adolf Hitler: Who was the worse person?
        -10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE!
        -5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!
        -Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!

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        • Brother Gonzalez
          Another brick in Donald´s wall - A.K.A "The Gonz"
          True Christian™
           
          • Sep 2016
          • 2087

          #769
          Re: The PRESIDENT Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

          Originally posted by Titus Templeton View Post
          I just had a vision about President Trump writing a book about his Presidency. I can't wait!!
          I will wait for the movie. It will break all the records, and Hellywood will suffer.
          1 Thessalonians 4:16 For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the TRUMP of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first.

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          • Mary Etheldreda
            Gushing for Jesus
             
            • Sep 2011
            • 23775

            #770
            Re: The PRESIDENT Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

            Only President Trump can operate a "working vacation" with such style!

            Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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            • Prayer Warrior
              True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2011
              • 839

              #771
              Re: The PRESIDENT Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

              Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post
              Praise Jesus there are millions of voters who love President Trump and tell him so. It was great to learn a ream of paper praising him is delivered twice a day. Would it be possible to deliver good news to him more often than that?

              I've been asking around about the possibility tow airplane that circles the White House with a message of praise. I think he would enjoy seeing, "YOU'RE A GREAT PRESIDENT SIR" every time he looks out the White House window.


              I think the problem is many White House staffers are still using up too much of Trump's time with national security briefings, policy updates, and other information that could be explained in less detail.
              And while Mr. Obama liked policy option papers that were three to six single-spaced pages, council staff members are now being told to keep papers to a single page, with lots of graphics and maps.


              “The president likes maps,” one official said.
              https://www.nytimes.com/2017/02/12/u...l-turmoil.html


              Trump is already improving efficiency by getting them to express the information in one page rather than six, but it'd be better still if they could condense these policy briefings down into tweet sized information. Maybe half a page at the most. If they did that, maybe Trump would have time to receive a third or even a fourth packet of positive news daily.
              Close minded people are just right people who don't want to spend time arguing.

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              • Brother Gonzalez
                Another brick in Donald´s wall - A.K.A "The Gonz"
                True Christian™
                 
                • Sep 2016
                • 2087

                #772
                Re: The PRESIDENT Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

                Originally posted by Prayer Warrior View Post
                I think the problem is many White House staffers are still using up too much of Trump's time with national security briefings, policy updates, and other information that could be explained in less detail.

                https://www.nytimes.com/2017/02/12/u...l-turmoil.html


                Trump is already improving efficiency by getting them to express the information in one page rather than six, but it'd be better still if they could condense these policy briefings down into tweet sized information. Maybe half a page at the most. If they did that, maybe Trump would have time to receive a third or even a fourth packet of positive news daily.
                Anything that cannot be explained during a par-3 hole is not worthy of Donald's attention.
                1 Thessalonians 4:16 For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the TRUMP of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first.

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                • Johny Joe Hold
                  Mayor of Freehold
                   
                  • Feb 2010
                  • 12400

                  #773
                  Re: The PRESIDENT Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

                  Originally posted by Brother Gonzalez View Post
                  Anything that cannot be explained during a par-3 hole is not worthy of Donald's attention.
                  I've advised people who seem to have a link to the President, so many claim to be best friends I'm often doubtful, staff should count the words in his tweets and limit briefing to exactly that length. For example he often sizes up women who interview him and tweets comments like, "She's fat and kind of stupid." Briefings on world affairs should be no longer than that.
                  Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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                  • handmaiden
                    Is a good, decent True Christian™ lady
                    True Christian™
                    • May 2010
                    • 11251

                    #774
                    Re: The PRESIDENT Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

                    Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post
                    I've advised people who seem to have a link to the President, so many claim to be best friends I'm often doubtful, staff should count the words in his tweets and limit briefing to exactly that length. For example he often sizes up women who interview him and tweets comments like, "She's fat and kind of stupid." Briefings on world affairs should be no longer than that.
                    You mean like explaining Kim Jong Un as,"He's fat and kind of stupid"?

                    Are you sure that is enough information? Someone did explain to Trump that Kim has missiles to actually put the nuclear explosives on now, didn't they?
                    His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

                    Guns For God and the Economy

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                    • WilliamJenningsBryan
                      True Christian™
                       
                      • Jan 2007
                      • 9384

                      #775
                      Re: The PRESIDENT Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

                      Originally posted by handmaiden View Post
                      You mean like explaining Kim Jong Un as,"He's fat and kind of stupid"?

                      Are you sure that is enough information? Someone did explain to Trump that Kim has missiles to actually put the nuclear explosives on now, didn't they?
                      I've been led to believe that the old "Cold War" nuclear policy that kept the peace for over a half-century was based on MAD (Mutually Assured Destruction). It was predicated on the principle that our enemy (the old commie Soviet Union) was not stupid and that they could figure out that trying anything would result in their destruction.

                      If it is indeed true that Kim Jong Un is "stupid" then maybe he does need to be destroyed.

                      Meanwhile, it seems that the overfed fat little dictator Kim Jong Un's country of North Korea is on the brink of famine. It looks like Donald Trump can take in a few more rounds of golf on his vacation - Jesus has his back.

                      North Korea on the brink of a ‘catastrophic famine’, says the UN
                      Charles White for Metro.co.ukTuesday 25 Jul 2017 3:32 pm

                      North Korea is said to be on the brink of a catastrophic famine after suffering the worst drought in 16 years.

                      Poor rainfall and ruined crops mean the isolated country could soon require emergency food aid from overseas, according to the UN.

                      Rain between April and June this year was lower than in 2001, according to the UN’s Food and Agriculture Organization.

                      ‘More rains are urgently needed to avoid significant decreases in the main 2017 cereal production season,’ they wrote.

                      ‘Should drought conditions persist, the food security situation is likely to further deteriorate.’

                      The hermit nation has long endured food shortages caused by the isolationist policy of the Kim dynasty.

                      During the 1990s, a humanitarian crisis engulfed the nation and hundreds of thousands died.

                      The country was so malnourished that the army even reduced statuary height requirements for new recruits.

                      While the international community has recently focused on the Communist state’s weapons programme, including threats from President Donald Trump, it’s has been reported that old allies Russia continue to deliver more than 5,000 tons of flour to the impoverished nation.

                      Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
                      brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
                      ...and get off my lawn
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                      • handmaiden
                        Is a good, decent True Christian™ lady
                        True Christian™
                        • May 2010
                        • 11251

                        #776
                        Re: The PRESIDENT Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

                        I am so upset! I read some person comment somewhere that President Trump doesn't have a soul.

                        Actually they didn't precisely call him "President Trump"-- and they're really wrong!


                        PRESIDENT Donald Trump has a soul for gold--I mean a soul of gold--no, a heart of gold. You know what I mean.


                        The point is that White Christian America put him in the White House. They would never had done so if Trump were lacking a soul. After all, that is what our fine, God-fearing nation cares about: everyone's soul.


                        All other earthly concerns-- including concern for the earth-- are essentially meaningless. What happens here is meant to prepare us for the eternity that awaits after death. It's really the only reason to be alive.
                        His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

                        Guns For God and the Economy

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                        • Ezekiel Bathfire
                          Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                          Christ's Rottweiler
                           
                          • Jan 2008
                          • 22844

                          #777
                          Re: The PRESIDENT Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

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                          “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

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                          • Didymus Much
                            Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                            • Jun 2010
                            • 14076

                            #778
                            Re: The PRESIDENT Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

                            Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau, Aug. 27, 2017




                            Teach the controversy!

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                            • handmaiden
                              Is a good, decent True Christian™ lady
                              True Christian™
                              • May 2010
                              • 11251

                              #779
                              Re: The PRESIDENT Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

                              Is that cartoonist related to the Canadian president?
                              His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

                              Guns For God and the Economy

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                              • Didymus Much
                                Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                                • Jun 2010
                                • 14076

                                #780
                                Re: The PRESIDENT Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

                                Oh, I see Dorito Mussolini has now pledged one meeeeelllion of his own money to help victims of Harvey.

                                This is a guy who claims to be worth over $4 billion.


                                So, say I have $1000, and I give you a quarter because your now-homeless family hasn't eaten a warm meal in a couple of weeks. No, not a quarter of $1000 (being $250), but 25 actual cents (same ratio of 4 billion to 1 million).


                                Would you be fawning over me, declaring you my hero, my savior, my BFF? Probably not.


                                But then, I'd have Faux News there to point out how ungrateful you scum are.

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