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  • Rev. Jim Osborne
    True Christian™ Televangelist
    Director of Fundraising and Tithing
    On the Look Out for Wife #6!
    True Christian™
    • Jun 2009
    • 8622
    #586
    Re: The "make it worse" game

    Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
    THE MESSAGE! *barf*

    Next: Serenity-Millennium
    Professor Tyeisha X!!!

    Next: Flying in a 747 with a depressed pilot drinking Jack Daniels.

    Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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      • Meek and Humble
        Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
        Biblical Black Belt
        Jr. Pastor
        True Christian™
        • Dec 2008
        • 6197
        #587
        Re: The "make it worse" game

        And he's not a Christian!

        Next: Desperate Housewives

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          • Larry Lee
            Predestinated Servant of Jesus Christ by the Will of God
            True Christian™ Theologian
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 4464
            #588
            Re: The "make it worse" game

            Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
            And he's not a Christian!

            Next: Desperate Housewives
            Desperate housewives with a scotch and soda at 2:30 in the afternoon.

            Next: Obamacare
            sigpic

            I loved Newt before Newt was invincible

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              • Pastor Ezekiel
                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 78551
                #589
                Re: The "make it worse" game

                Originally posted by Larry Lee View Post

                Next: Obamacare
                Obamacare given by Pakistani "doctors."


                Next: joo lawyers
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • Meek and Humble
                    Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                    Biblical Black Belt
                    Jr. Pastor
                    True Christian™
                    • Dec 2008
                    • 6197
                    #590
                    Re: The "make it worse" game

                    Joo doctors practicing Obamacare

                    Next: Doctors

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                      • Plan B
                        Unsaved trash
                        Under Investigation
                        • Aug 2009
                        • 8
                        #591
                        Re: The "make it worse" game

                        Witch-doctors


                        Next: Special Olympics

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                          • Bobby-Joe
                            Landover Security Superviser
                            Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                            NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 18405
                            #592
                            Re: The "make it worse" game

                            Originally posted by Plan B View Post
                            Witch-doctors


                            Next: Special Olympics
                            Special Olympics soccer tournament.

                            Next: an SUV with over 10,000 miles on it.

                            Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                            Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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                              • Meek and Humble
                                Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                                Biblical Black Belt
                                Jr. Pastor
                                True Christian™
                                • Dec 2008
                                • 6197
                                #593
                                Re: The "make it worse" game

                                An electric car

                                Next: Chelsea Clinton

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                                  • Plan B
                                    Unsaved trash
                                    Under Investigation
                                    • Aug 2009
                                    • 8
                                    #594
                                    Re: The "make it worse" game

                                    A Lada.

                                    0.5 Horsepower



                                    Next: Islam

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                                      • Johnnyboy
                                        True Christian™ fisherman
                                        • Jun 2009
                                        • 801
                                        #595
                                        Re: The "make it worse" game

                                        Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                                        An electric car

                                        Next: Chelsea Clinton
                                        We'll try this again.

                                        Chelsea Clinton and he commie mother doing a mother daughter spread in Playboy.

                                        Next: David Bowie performing Ziggy Stardust.

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                                          • Rev. Jim Osborne
                                            True Christian™ Televangelist
                                            Director of Fundraising and Tithing
                                            On the Look Out for Wife #6!
                                            True Christian™
                                            • Jun 2009
                                            • 8622
                                            #596
                                            Re: The "make it worse" game

                                            Originally posted by Johnnyboy View Post
                                            We'll try this again.

                                            Chelsea Clinton and he commie mother doing a mother daughter spread in Playboy.

                                            Next: David Bowie performing Ziggy Stardust.
                                            David Bowie "performing" on Mick Jagger (Angela Bowie said this story is true!)

                                            Next: Insane Clown Posse

                                            Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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                                              • Meek and Humble
                                                Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                                                Biblical Black Belt
                                                Jr. Pastor
                                                True Christian™
                                                • Dec 2008
                                                • 6197
                                                #597
                                                Re: The "make it worse" game

                                                Insane Clown Nation

                                                Next: Spider-Man

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                                                  • James Hutchins
                                                    True Christian™
                                                    Just a Regular Nice Guy
                                                     
                                                    • Jun 2009
                                                    • 29433
                                                    #598
                                                    Re: The "make it worse" game

                                                    Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                                                    Insane Clown Nation

                                                    Next: Spider-Man
                                                    Richard Dawkins

                                                    Discovering you are ethnic
                                                    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                                                    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                                                    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                                                    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                                                    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                                                    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                                                      • Meek and Humble
                                                        Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                                                        Biblical Black Belt
                                                        Jr. Pastor
                                                        True Christian™
                                                        • Dec 2008
                                                        • 6197
                                                        #599
                                                        Re: The "make it worse" game

                                                        Discovering you are multi-ethnic.

                                                        Next: The multi-ethnic.

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                                                          • Bobby-Joe
                                                            Landover Security Superviser
                                                            Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                                                            NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                                                            True Christian™
                                                            • Sep 2006
                                                            • 18405
                                                            #600
                                                            Re: The "make it worse" game

                                                            Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                                                            Insane Clown Nation

                                                            Next: Spider-Man
                                                            Stage full of emmos in spider-man tights doing interpretive dance.

                                                            NEXT: Barbra Streisand film festival

                                                            Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

                                                            Hot Must ReadThreads!


                                                            Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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