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  • Sungstra
    Unsaved trash
    • Sep 2009
    • 76
    #1156
    Re: The "make it worse" game

    Originally posted by Johnnyboy View Post
    UHHHHH....Commies! Yeah. Reds, or something!!!! Reds taking our jobs and giving their taxes to fat asses,

    Soviet toilets designed to flush backwards and send American tax dollars up the sh*tter.
    I don't get that.

    Next- Energy hogging electric driers.

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      • JennyD
        Honorary True Christian™
        Sweet Placid Sister
        Forum Member
        • Dec 2007
        • 9567
        #1157
        Re: The "make it worse" game

        Originally posted by Sungstra View Post
        I don't get that.

        Next- Energy hogging electric driers.
        Hippies hanging their disgusting tie-dyed t-shirts and jumbo-sized panties on a line to dry in the sun . . . in full view of decent folk!

        Next: Hybrid cars.
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          • FoundGirlJNB
            Found Sheep
            Forum Member
            • Sep 2009
            • 351
            #1158
            Re: The "make it worse" game

            Originally posted by JennyD View Post
            Hippies hanging their disgusting tie-dyed t-shirts and jumbo-sized panties on a line to dry in the sun . . . in full view of decent folk!

            Next: Hybrid cars.
            Hybrid trucks!!

            Next : Noobs who play the game and post when they don't even know what we are talking about...
            Psalm 1:5 Therefore the wicked will not stand in the judgement, nor sinners in the assembly of the righteous.

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              • Sungstra
                Unsaved trash
                • Sep 2009
                • 76
                #1159
                Re: The "make it worse" game

                People who refuse to enlighten others.

                Next: Snobby New Yorkers.

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                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 78551
                    #1160
                    Re: The "make it worse" game

                    Originally posted by Sungstra View Post
                    People who refuse to enlighten others.

                    Next: Snobby New Yorkers.
                    Lazy bums who expect knowledge to be pre-chewed and vomited down their throats because they are too lazy to chew (study)!



                    Next: Unsaved scum who waste God's precious bandwidth with their endless twaddle.
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      • FoundGirlJNB
                        Found Sheep
                        Forum Member
                        • Sep 2009
                        • 351
                        #1161
                        Re: The "make it worse" game

                        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                        Lazy bums who expect knowledge to be pre-chewed and vomited down their throats because they are too lazy to chew (study)!
                        Yeah, take that Ausie-scum...

                        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                        Next: Unsaved scum who waste God's precious bandwidth with their endless twaddle.
                        Unsaved AUSIE-scum who waste God's precious bandwidth with their endless twaddle and attacks on innocent, sweet girls from New York.

                        Next : Tibetan Monks reincarnated as US citizens.
                        Psalm 1:5 Therefore the wicked will not stand in the judgement, nor sinners in the assembly of the righteous.

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                          • Sungstra
                            Unsaved trash
                            • Sep 2009
                            • 76
                            #1162
                            Re: The "make it worse" game

                            Originally posted by LostGirlNY View Post
                            Yeah, take that Ausie-scum...



                            Unsaved AUSIE-scum who waste God's precious bandwidth with their endless twaddle and attacks on innocent, sweet girls from New York.

                            Next : Tibetan Monks reincarnated as US citizens.
                            Foolish, deluded, unsaved people who believe in reincarnation because they have a slim chance of making it to heaven.

                            Next: People with no sense of belonging

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                              • Pastor Ezekiel
                                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                 
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 78551
                                #1163
                                Re: The "make it worse" game

                                Originally posted by Sungstra View Post

                                Next: People with no sense of belonging
                                In other words, unsaved trash? Nothing is worse than that.


                                Next: Vegemite.
                                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                  • Sungstra
                                    Unsaved trash
                                    • Sep 2009
                                    • 76
                                    #1164
                                    Re: The "make it worse" game

                                    Cherry Pie

                                    Next: White Picket Fences.

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                                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                         
                                        • Sep 2006
                                        • 78551
                                        #1165
                                        Re: The "make it worse" game

                                        Originally posted by Sungstra View Post
                                        Cherry Pie

                                        Next: White Picket Fences.
                                        Are you seriously going to maintain that vegemite is better than cherry pie?! Vegemite isn't even FOOD!

                                        You should be studying the Bible, boyo. Take a hike.


                                        Next: Taking your Christian Youth Group out for a bowling party only to discover that it's retard night at the bowling alley.
                                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                          • Rev. Jim Osborne
                                            True Christian™ Televangelist
                                            Director of Fundraising and Tithing
                                            On the Look Out for Wife #6!
                                            True Christian™
                                            • Jun 2009
                                            • 8622
                                            #1166
                                            Re: The "make it worse" game

                                            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                            Are you seriously going to maintain that vegemite is better than cherry pie?! Vegemite isn't even FOOD!

                                            You should be studying the Bible, boyo. Take a hike.


                                            Next: Taking your Christian Youth Group out for a bowling party only to discover that it's retard night at the bowling alley.
                                            And then getting thrown out by the staff after convincing one of the tards to take a flying leap down the lane as a human bowling ball.

                                            Next: Government Motors decides to axe Cadillac (bye bye Escalades )

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                                              • Sungstra
                                                Unsaved trash
                                                • Sep 2009
                                                • 76
                                                #1167
                                                Re: The "make it worse" game

                                                Putting Tariffs on the automotive industry.

                                                Next: Rap.

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                                                  • FoundGirlJNB
                                                    Found Sheep
                                                    Forum Member
                                                    • Sep 2009
                                                    • 351
                                                    #1168
                                                    Re: The "make it worse" game

                                                    Originally posted by Sungstra View Post
                                                    Putting Tariffs on the automotive industry.

                                                    Next: Rap.
                                                    Rappers!!! Shizzle my nizzle!!!

                                                    Next : Having your nizzle shizzled...
                                                    Psalm 1:5 Therefore the wicked will not stand in the judgement, nor sinners in the assembly of the righteous.

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                                                      • Justina Thyme
                                                        Exposing DEMONS for Jesus
                                                        True Christian™
                                                        • Dec 2007
                                                        • 1718
                                                        #1169
                                                        Re: The "make it worse" game

                                                        Having a "nizzle" to begin with!

                                                        Next: BooBoo Bear
                                                        Mark 16:17 And these attesting signs will accompany those who believe: in My Name they will drive out demons.

                                                        1 Kings 21:14 Then they sent to Jezebel, saying, Naboth is stoned . . .

                                                        A SPIRITUAL WARFARE PRAYER:
                                                         Father, In Jesus' Name, I take the Blood of Jesus and break the power of all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, sorcerers, wiccans, pagans, and any other source, and all of their rituals off of us. With the Blood of Jesus, I erase all evil lines drawn on our liver. . .
                                                        LANDOVER BAPTIST DEMON HUNTING PERMIT #00666-27

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                                                          • Levi Jones
                                                            Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                                                            Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                                                            Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                                                             
                                                            • Jul 2009
                                                            • 13930
                                                            #1170
                                                            Re: The "make it worse" game

                                                            Originally posted by Justina Thyme View Post
                                                            Having a "nizzle" to begin with!

                                                            Next: BooBoo Bear
                                                            Leather bears

                                                            Scantily clad women askin' for it.
                                                            Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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