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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78551
    #1216
    Re: The "make it worse" game

    Originally posted by JennyD View Post

    Next: The American flag replaced by reproduction Shrouds of Turin:
    American flags turned into underwears!

    Next: A wormy apple.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • James Hutchins
        True Christian™
        Just a Regular Nice Guy
         
        • Jun 2009
        • 29433
        #1217
        Re: The "make it worse" game

        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
        American flags turned into underwears!

        Next: A wormy apple.
        Finish eating the apple and only finding half the worm

        Next: Witch poo on your lawn
        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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          • Pastor Ezekiel
            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 78551
            #1218
            Re: The "make it worse" game

            Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
            Next: Witch poo on your lawn
            Witch poo in your hot tub.


            Next: John Wayne's corpse.
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • Miss Maisie
                True Christian™
                True Christian™
                • Jul 2007
                • 1189
                #1219
                Re: The "make it worse" game

                Being in the same airless room as John Wayne's corpse if it ain't properly buried!

                Next: Sissy men who cry who ain't real men and yet claim to be real men when real men sure don't cry no weak tears and who actually expect sympathy!
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                  • Bobby-Joe
                    Landover Security Superviser
                    Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                    NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 18405
                    #1220
                    Re: The "make it worse" game

                    Originally posted by Miss Maisie View Post
                    Being in the same airless room as John Wayne's corpse if it ain't properly buried!

                    Next: Sissy men who cry who ain't real men and yet claim to be real men when real men sure don't cry no weak tears and who actually expect sympathy!
                    Sissy men who cry and claim to be real men staring in a remake of Rio Bravo just to destroy the original for the rest of us.

                    Generals who are such girly men they get prostate cancer.

                    Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

                    Hot Must ReadThreads!


                    Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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                      • WickedWitch
                        Unsaved Canuck Who Longs to be Saved©
                        CAUTION: Poster is Bi-Lingually curious
                        • Jan 2007
                        • 1366
                        #1221
                        Re: The "make it worse" game

                        Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                        A jacuzzi owned by sodomites who have comitted unspeakable horrors therein.

                        Next: witches using our forum as a lesbian dating service.
                        I like the way you think, hon!
                        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                        And then the witches send me pornographic photos of themselves committing whoredoms and perversions!
                        I don't know whether to say "You wish!" or "Stop asking for them, then!"
                        Originally posted by JennyD View Post
                        Once in a while I get a canker sore, too. I keep some licorice root capsules (regular, not DGL) on hand for just such an occasion. I break one open and put the powder on the canker sore, and keep it there as long as I can. (Usually get 'em on my inner cheek next to the gum, so easy to put it in there like a Wad O Chew or something before bed.) Then I pray with all my heart and soul to my Lord Jesus that He will remove the vile canker demon from my mouth.

                        By morning, the pain is gone, and my mouth tastes licoricey-fresh! Praise the Lord!

                        (Apparently Colgate makes a patch with licorice root extract, but I'd never heard of it until this very moment.)
                        That's so cool, thank you Jenny!
                        Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                        Sissy men who cry and claim to be real men staring in a remake of Rio Bravo just to destroy the original for the rest of us.

                        Generals who are such girly men they get prostate cancer.
                        People who have to make fun of others to boost their own ego.


                        Pastors being big meanie-faces!
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                          • satan's False Word
                            Unsaved trash, feminazi loudmouth
                            • Sep 2009
                            • 54
                            #1222
                            Re: The "make it worse" game

                            Originally posted by WickedWitch View Post

                            Pastors being big meanie-faces!
                            Pastors being meanies with asses for faces!

                            Next : Witches being a better example of love than pastors.

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                              • WickedWitch
                                Unsaved Canuck Who Longs to be Saved©
                                CAUTION: Poster is Bi-Lingually curious
                                • Jan 2007
                                • 1366
                                #1223
                                Re: The "make it worse" game

                                Originally posted by satan's False Word View Post
                                Pastors being meanies with asses for faces! LMAO!

                                Next : Witches being a better example of love than pastors.
                                I don't know if I can make that worse. That's pretty much as bad as it gets, isn't it?


                                Next: a music library that is seriously lacking in the ACDC department!
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                                  • Meek and Humble
                                    Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                                    Biblical Black Belt
                                    Jr. Pastor
                                    True Christian™
                                    • Dec 2008
                                    • 6197
                                    #1224
                                    Re: The "make it worse" game

                                    A music library with "Rock or Roll" music in it!

                                    Next: Calling noise music.

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                                      • FoundGirlJNB
                                        Found Sheep
                                        Forum Member
                                        • Sep 2009
                                        • 351
                                        #1225
                                        Re: The "make it worse" game

                                        Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                                        A music library with "Rock or Roll" music in it!

                                        Next: Calling noise music.
                                        Calling music noise!!

                                        Next : Games without any players!
                                        Psalm 1:5 Therefore the wicked will not stand in the judgement, nor sinners in the assembly of the righteous.

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                                          • satan's False Word
                                            Unsaved trash, feminazi loudmouth
                                            • Sep 2009
                                            • 54
                                            #1226
                                            Re: The "make it worse" game

                                            Originally posted by LostGirlNY View Post
                                            Calling music noise!!

                                            Next : Games without any players!
                                            Players without any games!

                                            Next : Judgment based on names and looks!

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                                              • WickedWitch
                                                Unsaved Canuck Who Longs to be Saved©
                                                CAUTION: Poster is Bi-Lingually curious
                                                • Jan 2007
                                                • 1366
                                                #1227
                                                Re: The "make it worse" game

                                                Originally posted by satan's False Word View Post
                                                Players without any games!

                                                Next : Judgment based on names and looks!
                                                Names and looks based on judgements? Sorry, I was just trying to go along with the theme we've got going on here, didn't really work lol.


                                                Next: your memory getting so bad that you forget what you're doing - while you're doing it - for a full five minutes!
                                                This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMIN

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                                                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                                                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                                     
                                                    • Sep 2006
                                                    • 78551
                                                    #1228
                                                    Re: The "make it worse" game

                                                    Originally posted by WickedWitch View Post
                                                    Next: your memory getting so bad that you forget what you're doing - while you're doing it - for a full five minutes!
                                                    My memory is legendary, so I don't know what you're talking about. I will admit that it can be a curse as well as a Blessing. There are some things that I've seen in my missionary work that I wish I could forget.


                                                    Next: Obnoxious witches forcing innocent True Christians™ to look at eye-jarring purple fonts when she has been ORDERED TO STOP by more than one True Christian™ Pastor repeatedly on pain of PERMANENT BANISHMENT!
                                                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                                      • Rev. Jim Osborne
                                                        True Christian™ Televangelist
                                                        Director of Fundraising and Tithing
                                                        On the Look Out for Wife #6!
                                                        True Christian™
                                                        • Jun 2009
                                                        • 8622
                                                        #1229
                                                        Re: The "make it worse" game

                                                        Obnoxious new posters who have never read a Bible in their lives having the nerve to claim that "we don't follow the Bible".

                                                        Next: The woman who had 15 abortions on purpose in service of Satan.

                                                        Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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                                                          • Hank
                                                            Forum Member
                                                            Forum Member
                                                            • Oct 2009
                                                            • 405
                                                            #1230
                                                            Re: The "make it worse" game

                                                            Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
                                                            The woman who had 15 abortions on purpose in service of Satan.
                                                            The woman who had 15 abortions on purpose in service of Satan who claimed an imaginary mental illness called "addiction" made her do it.


                                                            Obama living to be 120 years old.
                                                            Upon the wicked he shall rain snares, fire and brimstone, and an horrible tempest: this shall be the portion of their cup. (Psalm 11:6)

                                                            GOD HATES FAGS
                                                            Romans 1:18-32, 1 Corinthians 6:9-11, 1 Timothy 1:8-11, Jude 7, etc
                                                            DEATH PENALTY FOR FAGS

                                                             WHITE AND PROUD

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