[Jo Freddie]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

after all, he believes in a flying monster of some sort,...... am asking God to send mighty winged angels to earth

Mmmmmm

The person under me wishes that the media would stop treating Mel Gibson so poorly -- he may be a hellbound Catholic, but he did give the world The Passion of the Christ, which very cleverly cast a woman in the role of Satan.

Remember years ago when they were making Braveheart?
Everyone was saying, "Oh, its ridiculous; Mel Gibson playing a Scottish guy? That"s not going to be very convincing!"
But take a look at him now: a violent alcoholic Racist!

The person below me has more then seven stuffed animals...
A Pasta's Creed as passed to Solipsy

25 His Holy Flying Spaghetti Monster shall not tolerate the owning of more than seven stuffed animals by a heterosexual man over the age of 25.
26 If such a man is found to be in possession of said offensive beasts, the beasts will be taken by the True Believers, and they shall be ritually sacrificed upon the garbage heap after much dismemberment.
27 The man shall then be taunted for a time not to exceed two minutes.
28 Then shall he hop on one foot for a full minute and be considered forgiven.
29 This sayeth our Lord and Noodle.
30 Should his girlfriend be the presenter of the beasts, she should be sternly told to grow up, and instructed by the elder males among the True Believers about appropriate gifts for boyfriends, for yea and verily, she is freakin' clueless.
31 If the gifter be his Mother, it shall be explained to her that she is now the parent of a grown man, and ought consider gifts of cash instead.
32 Thus instructs The Wise and Meatbally.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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The person below me has more then seven stuffed animals...

False. Stuffed animals are often vehicles for demons to enter your home.


The person under me thinks that bubble gum is made out of spider eggs.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

False. Stuffed animals are often vehicles for demons to enter your home.


The person under me thinks that bubble gum is made out of spider eggs.

False - It was Bubble Yum that had to issue the statement "Somebody is telling very bad lies about a very good product,"
"Why is it so chewy?" was the question on everyone's lips. Why did it (unlike traditional bubble gum) feel a bit slippery in the mouth? It didn't take long for kids to invent a plausible answer. There had to be something slippery in there. What could be more slippery than, say, spider eggs?

The person below scratches their most private parts in public.

33 The scratching of the most private parts or retrieval of the undergarments from the depths of the nether-regions shall be reserved for times when the True Believer has excused him/herself from the company of others, or such time as the True Believer wears the uniform of the team of a professional baseball player, and is on national television.
34 For the breaking of this sacred law, the penalty shall be that all those True Believers present and in observance shall loudly proclaim "Dude, quit scratching your (insert chosen offensive slang word here)" while pointing at the unholy offender.
35 Equally shall this be done to all scratchers, disregarding genders.
36 In penance, the Disgraced True Believer must cover his face with both hands and excuse him/herself to the nearest restroom to wash up like a civilized person.
37 Then and only then shall the loving Noodles of the Holy One embrace him/her again.

[James Dewitt]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

The person below scratches their most private parts in public.

False, unlike pasta pirates, True Christians shower daily.
Hint hint, a little soap and water will not hurt you on bit.

The person below me hopes to be in my wedding to Mrs Phebe.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

False, unlike pasta pirates, True Christians shower daily.
Hint hint, a little soap and water will not hurt you on bit.

This is covered in the Scriptures

ProvHerbs
How to Live Well:

50 Ahoy there ye dogs; Swab the decks daily or ye house will sink.

55 Cleanliness is next to Noodliness.

The person below me hopes to be in my wedding to Mrs Phebe.

False - I doubt you will be serving Holy Pasta.

The person below me thinks Ms Phebe should inspect Mr Dewitt's property for any signs of shallow graves BEFORE the wedding.

[Wide-Open]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

The person below me thinks Ms Phebe should inspect Mr Dewitt's property for any signs of shallow graves BEFORE the wedding.

FALSE!

This is the kind of accusation that really gets me worked up. As the answers implied can only be:

1) Mr. Dewitt has graves on his property

and/or

2) Mr. Dewitt is too lazy to dig a proper grave.

The person below me will try to refute my logic in a pathetic way.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

FALSE!

This is the kind of accusation that really gets me worked up. As the answers implied can only be:

1) Mr. Dewitt has graves on his property

and/or

2) Mr. Dewitt is too lazy to dig a proper grave.

The person below me will try to refute my logic in a pathetic way.

Flase - not going to argue the point at all, just ask the question when did you last see the dead missing Mrs Dewitt?

The person below knows where the dead missing Mrs Dewitt is buried hiding.

[James Dewitt]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

The person below knows where the dead missing Mrs Dewitt is buried hiding.

False, the last time I saw the slut was at Brother Hutchins place. All we know is that two of his nigra field hands and the slut are missing. They went over the wire, Messico we think, I really don't care.


The person below me thinks that we evolved from monkeys

[Jo Freddie]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

False, the last time I saw the slut was at Brother Hutchins place. All we know is that two of his nigra field hands and the slut are missing. They went over the wire, Messico we think, I really don't care.


The person below me thinks that we evolved from monkeys

False - Scientists tell us that we share 95 percent of our DNA with chimpanzees, and yet we share 99.9 percent of our DNA with pirates I ask you, who is the more likely common ancestor? And are the Pirates not the Chosen People of the FSM? Why do we spend so much time talking about something that didn’t happen, while the FSM is dangling His Noodly Appendage right in front of our faces?

The person below me desires Redheads from the Stripper Factory.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

The person below me desires Redheads from the Stripper Factory.

False. Those redheads and their stripper factory will be in Hell, burning with a colon full of satan's sizzling six-hundred degree spunk forever. I will be as far away from them as possible, in the far corner of Heaven.

The person below realizes that atheists masturbate so much that pieces of their genitals break off in their hands.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

The person below realizes that atheists masturbate so much that pieces of their genitals break off in their hands.

True. In fact I have witnessed this event more than once in our Landover Baptist University Creation Science Experiment Station (Atheist Division). It's pretty gross to watch.



The person under me likes to play tricks on the help.

[Didymus Much]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

The person under me likes to play tricks on the help.

True, but she hates it when I call her that.

The person below wishes we'd keep quiet for a while so they can go back to the Stoning Festival.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

True, but she hates it when I call her that.

The person below wishes we'd keep quiet for a while so they can go back to the Stoning Festival.

True but not for that reason
ProvHerbs

30 Let he who is without arms, cast the first stone.

I just wish you would all shut up and stop talking about your false god and accept the One True God The Flying Spaghetti Monster.

The person below me know where the bodies are hidden.

[Didymus Much]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

The person below me know where the bodies are hidden.

False. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

The person below me is fortunate enough to have a local restaurant that knows what "al dente" means.

[Jo Freddie]

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The person below me is fortunate enough to have a local restaurant that knows what "al dente" means.

Oh most defiantly TRUE if that was not the case I would have to move.

The person below me knows the true value of Sauce.