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  • Levi Jones
    Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
    Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
    Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
     
    • Jul 2009
    • 13930

    #1816
    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

    Originally posted by Sister Charli View Post

    The person below me loves the book of Revelations.
    So true. How could you not love Jesus when the option is getting eaten by birds?!

    Revelation 19 17And I saw an angel standing in the sun; and he cried with a loud voice, saying to all the fowls that fly in the midst of heaven, Come and gather yourselves together unto the supper of the great God;
    18That ye may eat the flesh of kings, and the flesh of captains, and the flesh of mighty men, and the flesh of horses, and of them that sit on them, and the flesh of all men, both free and bond, both small and great.



    The person below me supports attacking the entire Middle East, except Israel.
    Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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    • proteastantguy
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      • Aug 2010
      • 488

      #1817
      Re: The person under me: (True or false)

      Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
      So true. How could you not love Jesus when the option is getting eaten by birds?!

      Revelation 19 17And I saw an angel standing in the sun; and he cried with a loud voice, saying to all the fowls that fly in the midst of heaven, Come and gather yourselves together unto the supper of the great God;
      18That ye may eat the flesh of kings, and the flesh of captains, and the flesh of mighty men, and the flesh of horses, and of them that sit on them, and the flesh of all men, both free and bond, both small and great.



      The person below me supports attacking the entire Middle East, except Israel.
      True.

      The person under me has readed the bible more than a hundred times this week.

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      • Sister Charli
        True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Jun 2010
        • 1590

        #1818
        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

        Originally posted by proteastantguy View Post
        The person under me has readed the bible more than a hundred times this week.
        False. No one can speed read that fast.

        The person under me remained a virgin until their wedding night.
        2 Chronicles 7:14
        14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land Australia.

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        • Rev. M. Rodimer
          Honorary True Christian™
          Forum Member
          • May 2008
          • 13996

          #1819
          Re: The person under me: (True or false)

          Originally posted by Sister Charli View Post
          False. No one can speed read that fast.

          The person under me remained a virgin until their wedding night.
          True. And I'm still a bachelor.

          The person under me is seeking a True Christian(tm) man who has saved his chastity for the purely reproductive purposes commanded by God, and not yet sullied his manhood with . . . um . . . "icky women stuff".
          Bible boring? Nonsense!
          Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
          You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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          • Disciple Luke
            True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • Aug 2010
            • 165

            #1820
            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

            Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
            The person under me is seeking a True Christian™ man who has saved his chastity for the purely reproductive purposes commanded by God, and not yet sullied his manhood with . . . um . . . "icky women stuff".
            What a weird statement. As a bloke I can say that I now understand that God only wants us to have sex when there is a genuine chance that it will result in a little boy child. It took me a lot of years and many many times of wasting my seed on barren ground before I met my lovely Sarah and knew that all that sex stuff for recreation rather than reproduction was so wrong. As for that icky woman stuff, well she used to just go to her menstra hut and that was that. But with three pregnancies and three little boys it did mean that there was less icky stuff.

            NEXT: The person under me prays that Freehold will gain independence and that True Christians(tm) can reside there and live by God's laws as per KJV1611 and not by secular law.

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            • Bobby-Joe
              Landover Security Superviser
              Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
              NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 18405

              #1821
              Re: The person under me: (True or false)

              Originally posted by Disciple Luke View Post
              What a weird statement. As a bloke I can say that I now understand that God only wants us to have sex when there is a genuine chance that it will result in a little boy child. It took me a lot of years and many many times of wasting my seed on barren ground before I met my lovely Sarah and knew that all that sex stuff for recreation rather than reproduction was so wrong. As for that icky woman stuff, well she used to just go to her menstra hut and that was that. But with three pregnancies and three little boys it did mean that there was less icky stuff.

              NEXT: The person under me prays that Freehold will gain independence and that True Christians™ can reside there and live by God's laws as per KJV1611 and not by secular law.
              FALSE: as a REAL American I only want the government to follow it's proper roll and protect my property rights when it comes to my secured human assists.

              The person under me is counting the day to the presidency of John Boenher.

              Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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              Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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              • Rev. M. Rodimer
                Honorary True Christian™
                Forum Member
                • May 2008
                • 13996

                #1822
                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                FALSE: as a REAL American I only want the government to follow it's proper roll and protect my property rights when it comes to my secured human assists.

                The person under me is counting the day to the presidency of John Boenher.
                Brother, how I long for the day American has a Godly Boehner in the White House! TRUE!

                The person under me has a Psalm 109:8 Obama T-shirt or teddy bear.


                8 Let his days be few; and let another take his office.
                9 Let his children be fatherless, and his wife a widow.
                Bible boring? Nonsense!
                Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                • Annie1
                  Forum Member
                  Forum Member
                  • Aug 2010
                  • 132

                  #1823
                  Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                  False but now I want one!

                  The person under me likes to go hunting.
                  Girls for God

                  Ephesians 5:22

                  Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord.

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                  • Sister Charli
                    True Christian™
                    True Christian™
                    • Jun 2010
                    • 1590

                    #1824
                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                    Originally posted by Annie1 View Post
                    The person under me likes to go hunting.
                    Oh yes. Most definitely. That is why God made kangaroos.

                    The person under me KNOWS that they will go to Heaven when they die.
                    2 Chronicles 7:14
                    14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land Australia.

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                    • Cranky Old Man
                      Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                      You kids get off his lawn!
                       
                      • Jan 2010
                      • 22348

                      #1825
                      Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                      Originally posted by Sister Charli View Post
                      The person under me KNOWS that they will go to Heaven when they die.
                      True! I am eternally grateful for my father beating the fear of God into me and assuring my access to Heaven that way.

                      The person under me also thinks all those exploding oil rig stories are made up by Obama to draw attention away from the damage he did to our economy.
                      5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                      To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                      James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                      • Sister Charli
                        True Christian™
                        True Christian™
                        • Jun 2010
                        • 1590

                        #1826
                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                        Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                        The person under me also thinks all those exploding oil rig stories are made up by Obama to draw attention away from the damage he did to our economy.
                        Most definitely TRUE. Obama needs a diversion so that he does not have to answer the really tricky questions.

                        NEXT: The person below me wants to see Obama's birth certificates. His initial birth certificate that shows he was not born in Kenya and his "born again" birth certificate to show he is not a muslim.
                        2 Chronicles 7:14
                        14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land Australia.

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                        • Didymus Much
                          Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                          • Jun 2010
                          • 14076

                          #1827
                          Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                          Originally posted by Sister Charli View Post
                          The person below me wants to see Obama's birth certificates. His initial birth certificate that shows he was not born in Kenya and his "born again" birth certificate to show he is not a muslim.
                          False. I think it's a non-issue which is diverting attention away from some questionable economic policies.

                          The person below me also didn't get to go away for Labour Day weekend

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                          • Disciple Luke
                            True Christian™
                            True Christian™
                            • Aug 2010
                            • 165

                            #1828
                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                            Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                            The person below me also didn't get to go away for Labour Day weekend
                            False. The boys and I had a fabulous time away soaking up the sun and .... oooops, I gather you don't want to hear about all that.

                            True or false. The person below me is appalled that Australia has elected a lesbian, atheist, female Prime Minister today.

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                            • Jo Freddie
                              Unsaved trash
                              Hateful God mocking pirate
                              • Apr 2009
                              • 6339

                              #1829
                              Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                              Originally posted by Disciple Luke View Post
                              True or false. The person below me is appalled that Australia has elected a lesbian, atheist, female Prime Minister today.
                              False, just as long as I don't have to listen to her voice.

                              The person below me is getting ready for International Talk Like a Pirate Day (as it falls on a Sunday it will be International Talk Like a Pirate weekend)
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                              North American? Speak English? Thank a Pirate.
                              I have been to The Volcano!

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                              • Sister Charli
                                True Christian™
                                True Christian™
                                • Jun 2010
                                • 1590

                                #1830
                                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                                The person below me is getting ready for International Talk Like a Pirate Day (as it falls on a Sunday it will be International Talk Like a Pirate weekend)
                                False. Why would anyone want to run around going "Ahoy there you land lubbers"

                                True or False. The person below me thinks pasta is only good for eating and not for worshipping.
                                2 Chronicles 7:14
                                14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land Australia.

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