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  • Jo Freddie
    Unsaved trash
    Hateful God mocking pirate
    • Apr 2009
    • 6339
    #2431
    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

    Originally posted by Brother Scott View Post
    True, along with two pigs. And I'm inviting some Muslims and Jews in order to help them find Christ™ and eat pork.


    The person under me struggles with the fact that they inevitably will burn in hell for being a Godless harlot.
    False for so many reasons, I know I will be in Heaven with full access to The Beer Volcano and Stripper Factory.

    The person below me knows that the penne is mightier than the sword, and any pasta shape is better than an object designed to maim and kill.
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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78556
        #2432
        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

        Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
        The person below me knows that the penne is mightier than the sword, and any pasta shape is better than an object designed to maim and kill.
        False. What I know is that Jesus is the mightiest of them all, and He can defeat any enemy!


        The person under me is betting on President Mubarak.
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • Mrs. Mary Whitford
            Ladies of Landover Senior VP
            One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
            Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
            True Christian™
            • Dec 2006
            • 12414
            #2433
            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
            The person under me is betting on President Mubarak.
            True! He's a good friend to America, which is why the secret muslim in the White House (B. Hussein Obama) has turned on him!


            The person under me feels "peak oil" is likely a lie started by communists.
            Posted via Prayer

            1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
            Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

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              • ~Cutter~
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                • Feb 2011
                • 27
                #2434
                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                Originally posted by WickedWitch View Post
                False. I'm much too busy loving other people right now.

                The person below me is a fan of Voltaire. *Drools* Gods, he's so frickin' sexxxy!
                OMG, finally, someone who agrees!!!!!!!

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                  • Bobby-Joe
                    Landover Security Superviser
                    Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                    NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 18405
                    #2435
                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                    Originally posted by ~Cutter~ View Post
                    OMG, finally, someone who agrees!!!!!!!
                    What to get back on topic you Emo catamite?
                    Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
                    True! He's a good friend to America, which is why the secret muslim in the White House (B. Hussein Obama) has turned on him!


                    The person under me feels "peak oil" is likely a lie started by communists.
                    NO!I KNOW peak oil is a started by Communist so China and India could steal OUR oil.

                    The person under me has questions about the protests in Egypt and wants to know what we are supposed to know.

                    Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                    Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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                      • Brother Enoch
                        The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
                        True Christian™
                        • Jun 2008
                        • 4392
                        #2436
                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                        True! I'm watching FoxNews, and only FoxNews so I'll know exactly what I'm supposed to know, minus libral falsehoods.

                        TPUM thinks America should annex Alberta for all that delicious oil!

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                          • Mrs. Mary Whitford
                            Ladies of Landover Senior VP
                            One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
                            Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                            True Christian™
                            • Dec 2006
                            • 12414
                            #2437
                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                            Originally posted by Brother Enoch View Post
                            TPUM thinks America should annex Alberta for all that delicious oil!
                            TRUE! Then we can also take that blasphemous "Royal" Tyrell "Museum" that promotes the world being "millions" of years old and teaches EVILution to CHILDREN and convert it into a PROPER CREATION MUSEUM!

                            The person under me thinks Ken Ham should be in charge of the museum takeover.
                            Posted via Prayer

                            1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
                            Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

                            Blogging for CHRIST!
                            Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
                            All a-Twitter for Salvation!
                            Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
                            On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
                            My Ladies of Landover profile!

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                              • Brother Harold Porter
                                Landover Senior Outreach
                                Touching Men, Women and Children with the Good News!
                                True Christian™
                                • Jun 2010
                                • 8236
                                #2438
                                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
                                TRUE! Then we can also take that blasphemous "Royal" Tyrell "Museum" that promotes the world being "millions" of years old and teaches EVILution to CHILDREN and convert it into a PROPER CREATION MUSEUM!

                                The person under me thinks Ken Ham should be in charge of the museum takeover.
                                False. Dr. Kent Hovind PHD is vastly more qualified to open another Dinosaur Adventure Land.

                                The person below me knows that T-Rex and man co-existed peacefully in a mutually symbiotic relationship before The Flood.
                                Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

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                                  • Jo Freddie
                                    Unsaved trash
                                    Hateful God mocking pirate
                                    • Apr 2009
                                    • 6339
                                    #2439
                                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                    Originally posted by Brother Harold Porter View Post
                                    The person below me knows that T-Rex and man co-existed peacefully in a mutually symbiotic relationship before The Flood.
                                    False - T-Rex existed until Gloria Jones hit the tree.

                                    The person below thinks the above was a case of Tainted Love
                                    Posted via Pasta

                                    True Pastafarian™

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                                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                         
                                        • Sep 2006
                                        • 78556
                                        #2440
                                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                        Originally posted by Brother Harold Porter View Post
                                        The person below me knows that T-Rex and man co-existed peacefully in a mutually symbiotic relationship before The Flood.
                                        True. The Bible clearly proves that the earth is 6,100 years old, so it obviosly follows that Mankind existed alongside the dinosaurs.


                                        The person under me is sick and tired of godmocking noodle worshipers trying to horn in on Christian activities.
                                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                          • Rev.shields
                                            Unsaved trash
                                            • Feb 2011
                                            • 17
                                            #2441
                                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post

                                            The person under me is sick and tired of godmocking noodle worshipers trying to horn in on Christian activities.
                                            True, i think we should stone them.


                                            The person underneath me would be skeptical if a man appeared to be the next prophet .
                                            funfact- the lord is greater than you.

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                                              • Brother Enoch
                                                The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
                                                True Christian™
                                                • Jun 2008
                                                • 4392
                                                #2442
                                                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                Originally posted by Rev.shields View Post
                                                The person underneath me would be skeptical if a man appeared to be the next prophet .
                                                Huh? What, why?

                                                TPUM thinks Ann Coulter would make a fantastic VP for President Palin!

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                                                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                                                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                                     
                                                    • Sep 2006
                                                    • 78556
                                                    #2443
                                                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                    Originally posted by Brother Enoch View Post
                                                    TPUM thinks Ann Coulter would make a fantastic VP for President Palin!
                                                    False. The Holy Bible forbids us to vote for a woman for President.


                                                    The person under me is looking forward to a week in Singapore, because his favorite massuse in the world is there...
                                                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                                      • Jo Freddie
                                                        Unsaved trash
                                                        Hateful God mocking pirate
                                                        • Apr 2009
                                                        • 6339
                                                        #2444
                                                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                                        False. The Holy Bible forbids us to vote for a woman for President.


                                                        The person under me is looking forward to a week in Singapore, because his favorite massuse in the world is there...
                                                        False - If I want that sort of heat and humidity I will have a sauna.

                                                        The person below me thinks the GOP should pick Palin for 2012 as the amusement she would provide would be comedy gold and totally priceless.
                                                        Posted via Pasta

                                                        True Pastafarian™

                                                        May my Sauce be with you!
                                                        Read the TRUE Gospel The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (ISBN 978-0-00-723160-7)
                                                        Get one and get with The Flying Spaghetti Monster
                                                        The Loose Canon - HTML version
                                                        Loose Canon Fan Page
                                                        North American? Speak English? Thank a Pirate.
                                                        I have been to The Volcano!

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                                                          • God's Flaming Sword
                                                            Forum Member
                                                            Forum Member
                                                            • Jan 2011
                                                            • 233
                                                            #2445
                                                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                            Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                                                            False - T-Rex existed until Gloria Jones hit the tree.

                                                            The person below thinks the above was a case of Tainted Love
                                                            False - The person above me should be placed in a Soft Cell.

                                                            The person below me has spent the last few hours in their prayer closet praying for Sister Palin to be swept to power and the White House soon!
                                                            If you don't believe it then go read your bible - you DON"T have a bible??? Then prepare for eternal damnation sinner.
                                                            “If ye love me, keep my commandments.” – John 14:15
                                                            "Vengeance Is Mine, I Will Repay Sayeth The Lord" - Romans 12:19

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