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  • Pure_Angel
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • Apr 2011
    • 294
    #2671
    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

    Originally posted by MisterM View Post
    The person below me can make delicious pie.
    Well I like to think that my pie is delicious!

    The person below me owns a gun!
    Proverbs 14:1

    Every wise woman buildeth her house:
    but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands.

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      • Brother Shawn
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
        • Oct 2011
        • 43
        #2672
        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

        Originally posted by Pure_Angel View Post
        The person below me owns a gun!
        Yes. Many.

        The person below me is a God-hating fool.

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          • Pastor Ezekiel
            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 78551
            #2673
            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

            Originally posted by Brother Shawn View Post

            The person below me is a God-hating fool.
            No, he is not!

            The person above me is Seth.
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • Virginia Day Templeton
                Christ's Battle Axe
                 
                • Dec 2006
                • 2827
                #2674
                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                The person under me has black friends.
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                  • Brother Enoch
                    The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
                    True Christian™
                    • Jun 2008
                    • 4392
                    #2675
                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                    Originally posted by Virginia D. Templeton View Post
                    The person under me has black friends.
                    True. I'm open-minded so I try to ignore the smell.

                    The person under me works for a Jew.

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                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                         
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 78551
                        #2676
                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                        Originally posted by Brother Enoch View Post

                        The person under me works for a Jew.
                        False. Contrary to popular opinion, Jesus (my boss) is NOT a damned joo!



                        The person under me wants to wash my feet with her hair.
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                          • Redeemed Papist
                            Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
                            True Christian™
                            • Jul 2011
                            • 10409
                            #2677
                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                            False. Contrary to popular opinion, Jesus (my boss) is NOT a damned joo!



                            The person under me wants to wash my feet with her hair.
                            Not really, no! Insufficient hair and too many penises.

                            The person below me hates The Wizard of Oz
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                            Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                            John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                            Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                            The truth about volcanos
                            Sex and debauchery in public schools
                            Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                            God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                            Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                              • Daisy Mae Johnson
                                The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                                Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                                aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                                True Christian™
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 15708
                                #2678
                                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                False. Contrary to popular opinion, Jesus (my boss) is NOT a damned joo!



                                The person under me wants to wash my feet with her hair.

                                I sure do. There are only 2 people I would do that for you and JESUS!

                                The person under me is not a man hating lezbean.
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                                  • Bobby-Joe
                                    Landover Security Superviser
                                    Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                                    NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                                    True Christian™
                                    • Sep 2006
                                    • 18405
                                    #2679
                                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                    Originally posted by Daisy Mae Johnson View Post
                                    I sure do. There are only 2 people I would do that for you and JESUS!

                                    The person under me is not a man hating lezbean.
                                    TRUE I have never had lezbean sex with a woman.

                                    The person under me is concerned about being a victim of the notorious Midwest "Bender" gang. An all transvestite biker gang that kidnaps men and forces their victims into women's clothing.

                                    Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                                      • Brother Shawn
                                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                                        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                        • Oct 2011
                                        • 43
                                        #2680
                                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                        Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                                        The person under me is concerned about being a victim of the notorious Midwest "Bender" gang. An all transvestite biker gang that kidnaps men and forces their victims into women's clothing.
                                        False. I have a gun right by me.
                                        The person under me is a hippie.

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                                          • Pastor Ezekiel
                                            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                             
                                            • Sep 2006
                                            • 78551
                                            #2681
                                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                            Originally posted by Brother Shawn View Post
                                            The person under me is a hippie.
                                            False, but I have a couple of them in my basement.


                                            The person under me loves to make satan angry!
                                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                              • Billy Bob Jenkins
                                                Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                                                About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                                                Hates anal sex. And trees.
                                                True Christian™
                                                • May 2010
                                                • 8337
                                                #2682
                                                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                                False, but I have a couple of them in my basement.


                                                The person under me loves to make satan angry!
                                                Absolutely true. I particularly like to make Satan angry by not noticing other men's bodies.

                                                The person under me is Rapture Ready!
                                                The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                                                  • Jack O'fagan
                                                    With faith as immovable as the Earth
                                                    True Christian™
                                                    • Feb 2011
                                                    • 4836
                                                    #2683
                                                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                    Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
                                                    Absolutely true. I particularly like to make Satan angry by not noticing other men's bodies.

                                                    The person under me is Rapture Ready!
                                                    Yes, all my windows are open just in case. The children keep complaining about cold bedrooms but it's nothing a belt won't sort out.

                                                    The person under me doesn't cook a kid in its mothers milk.
                                                    Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

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                                                    I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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                                                      • Redeemed Papist
                                                        Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
                                                        True Christian™
                                                        • Jul 2011
                                                        • 10409
                                                        #2684
                                                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                        Originally posted by Jack O'fagan View Post
                                                        Yes, all my windows are open just in case. The children keep complaining about cold bedrooms but it's nothing a belt won't sort out.

                                                        The person under me doesn't cook a kid in its mothers milk.
                                                        True. Even toddlers don't fit in any of my pans and she's too busy at the sink to be interrupted with the milking.

                                                        The person under me has climbed an exceeding high mountain.
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                                                        Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                                                        John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                                                        Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                                                        The truth about volcanos
                                                        Sex and debauchery in public schools
                                                        Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                                                        God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                                                        Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

                                                          Comment

                                                          • Bobby-Joe
                                                            Landover Security Superviser
                                                            Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                                                            NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                                                            True Christian™
                                                            • Sep 2006
                                                            • 18405
                                                            #2685
                                                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                            Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
                                                            True. Even toddlers don't fit in any of my pans and she's too busy at the sink to be interrupted with the milking.

                                                            The person under me has climbed an exceeding high mountain.
                                                            Yes. It was a hard road from my working class, Union Democratic family roots to being a Godly Christian (as in white, male, Republican, Baptist)

                                                            The person below me has been sexually harassed by his female employees and can feel Herman Cain's pain.

                                                            Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

                                                            Hot Must ReadThreads!


                                                            Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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