[Bobby-Joe]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

Obviously, who hasn't?

The person under me has been falsely accused of indecent behavior in a public bathroom.

Partially true, it was part of an assault, lewd conduct, arson and possession of explosives charge. PRAISE Jesus we have good lawyers.

The person under me suffered short term memory loss after viewing a Micheal Moor movie.

[Meek and Humble]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

False. I never watched any of his movies.

The person under me thought Ann Coulter was quite becoming in "Fahren-HYPE 9/11"

[Loquacious Jefferson]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

False. I never watched any of his movies.

The person under me thought Ann Coulter was quite becoming in "Fahren-HYPE 9/11"

Shonuff, I'd tap dat. But she be skinny and I be skinny so it would sound like somebody be playin the xylophone if I hit it.

Da person under me bought some of dem Mormon magic draws, but returned dem when dey got skidmarks like regular undies.

[Jenni111]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

Shonuff, I'd tap dat. But she be skinny and I be skinny so it would sound like somebody be playin the xylophone if I hit it.

Da person under me bought some of dem Mormon magic draws, but returned dem when dey got skidmarks like regular undies.

False, no idea what that is.

The person below me, drives a sports car.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

False, no idea what that is.

The person below me, drives a sports car.

True! I drive a 2008 Mercedes-Benz SL65 AMG. Convertible. 0-60 in just under 4.0 seconds. Just Jesus's way of saying "Thank You" to me for bringing millions to Christ.

The person below me drives it like they stole it!

[Levi Jones]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

False false false.. That you know of.

The person below me believes God has a sublime sense of humor.

[Andrew Scott]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

False false false.. That you know of.

The person below me believes God has a sublime sense of humor.

False.

The person below me was a Christian since birth.

[Jenni111]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

False.

The person below me was a Christian since birth.

True.

The person below me is married.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

The person below me is married.

False, but nearly true. I have been happily engaged to Bible Thumping Blond (Miss Daisy Mae Johnson) for nearly 6 years now. No sense in rushing things.


The person below me is a Tri-Calvinist.

[Nobar King]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

The person below me is a Tri-Calvinist.

I didn't know that there were Calvin triplets.

The person below me has stepped on a nail by accident.

[JennyD]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

I didn't know that there were Calvin triplets.

The person below me has stepped on a nail by accident.

True, during the renovation of the Monthly Visitor.

Which is now gone. Burned to the ground in a hellish inferno, thanks to raging liberals dressed up to look exactly like Landover's security staff.

And now instead of typing from my office on the beautiful estate I lovingly restored, with leaded glass windows overlooking the formal gardens, I am sitting in a Howard Johnson's Motor Lodge . . . without a congregation and without a home . . .

And the person below me doesn't care!

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

True, during the renovation of the Monthly Visitor.

Which is now gone. Burned to the ground in a hellish inferno, thanks to raging liberals dressed up to look exactly like Landover's security staff.

And now instead of typing from my office on the beautiful estate I lovingly restored, with leaded glass windows overlooking the formal gardens, I am sitting in a Howard Johnson's Motor Lodge . . . without a congregation and without a home . . .

And the person below me doesn't care!

Absolutely false! It is a terrible shame that your bed-and-breakfast for menstruating women burned down. When you were running it, you were always able to give generous tithes to the church. Now you're a bit cash-strapped and Landover is no longer getting that steady stream of funds from you.

The person below me has stood outside of a so-called "Natural History" museum and passed out creationist tracts to would-be visitors.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

The person below me has stood outside of a so-called "Natural History" museum and passed out creationist tracts to would-be visitors.

With a bullhorn, Brother!


The person below me gets a haircut every two weeks, whether they need one or not.

[Nobar King]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

I'm lucky if I get my hair cut once a year.

The next person is willing to work for free to get some experience.

[Levi Jones]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

I'm lucky if I get my hair cut once a year.

The next person is willing to work for free to get some experience.

True. I once did a stint with the Minute Men. Untold cases of Natural Light were gone through in those 48 hours, all on the GOP's dime.


The person below me knows who or what Casey Serin is.