[WickedWitch]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

True! I'm not adverse to eating pie of any sort! LOL!

The person under me caught space herpes after beaming down with a landing party to Borax C50EAN and believing the hot purple chick when she said that she's been tested.

Quite false. See, Kirk, not all of us are intergalactic whores. Perhaps if you kept it in your two-sizes-too-small pants, you wouldn't catch such nasty STD's.

The person under me is astounded that Jim Kirk hasn't been stripped of his rank due to his gross misconduct with alien females. (And is even more astounded that the alien females find him attractive in the first place.)

[Captain James T. Kirk]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

The person under me is astounded that Jim Kirk hasn't been stripped of his rank due to his gross misconduct with alien females. (And is even more astounded that the alien females find him attractive in the first place.)

False! The USS in USS Enterprise? Unbelievably Sexy Ship! LOL!

The person under me finds it incredibly obvious that Wicked Witch wants Ol' Kirky here to slip her my space wand, thrusters at full!

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

False! The USS in USS Enterprise? Unbelievably Sexy Ship! LOL!

The person under me finds it incredibly obvious that Wicked Witch wants Ol' Kirky here to slip her my space wand, thrusters at full!

TRUE and painfully obviously so Captain. Do be cautioned you will NOT be boldly going were no man has a gone before.

The person below me knows Wicked Witch has her Star Fleet uniform picked out for her Trekkie marriage to Captain Kirck.

[JennyD]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

TRUE and painfully obviously so Captain. Do be cautioned you will NOT be boldly going were no man has a gone before.

The person below me knows Wicked Witch has her Star Fleet uniform picked out for her Trekkie marriage to Captain Kirck.

True! She used to have a picture of the indecent frock on her profile!





The person below me thinks that if Captain Kirk gets together with Wicked Witch, he'll end up with a Wicked ITCH!

[Larry Lee]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

True! She used to have a picture of the indecent frock on her profile!



The person below me thinks that if Captain Kirk gets together with Wicked Witch, he'll end up with a Wicked ITCH!

With a Wicked RESISTANCE to all known antibiotics!

The person below me thinks Captain Kirk will experience a death more prolonged and memorable than Paul Gauguin's.

[Captain James T. Kirk]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

True! She used to have a picture of the indecent frock on her profile!





The person below me thinks that if Captain Kirk gets together with Wicked Witch, he'll end up with a Wicked ITCH!

Yeoman Rand! I'd recognize her anywhere! LOL!

With a Wicked RESISTANCE to all known antibiotics!

The person below me thinks Captain Kirk will experience a death more prolonged and memorable than Paul Gauguin's.

False! I will die a valiant and heroic death, better than that lie from Generations! Or I will be phasered in bed by a jealous space husband!

The person below me eats Cheerios.

[WickedWitch]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

True, but only if I'm out of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.


The person under me knows that all the rumours flying around about me (the ones involving a certain Star Fleet captain) are completely untrue and is shocked that anyone would spread such slander.

[Larry Lee]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

True, but only if I'm out of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.


The person under me knows that all the rumours flying around about me (the ones involving a certain Star Fleet captain) are completely untrue and is shocked that anyone would spread such slander.

True

The person under me knows the Captain is more fluff than buff -- which is why True Christians(tm) rule the universe, Amen.

[WickedWitch]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

True Yay! Someone on my side!

The person under me knows the Captain is more fluff than buff -- which is why True Christians™ rule the universe, Amen.

Yes to the first, no to the second (although you guys are certainly trying to rule the Universe).

The person under me is named after the sexiest X-Men character there ever was.

[JennyD]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

Yes to the first, no to the second (although you guys are certainly trying to rule the Universe).

The person under me is named after the sexiest X-Men character there ever was.

Um, false. I was named after the Curtiss JN-4, a WWI-era biplane. And please, PLEASE tell me you don't mean "Professor X"!

The person below me thinks that "biplane" has something to do with interdimensional free love.

[WickedWitch]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

Um, false. I was named after the Curtiss JN-4, a WWI-era biplane. And please, PLEASE tell me you don't mean "Professor X"!

No, actually, I meant the oh-so gorgeous Gambit. He's always been my favourite. This new look of his (from the Origins movie) is certainly interesting, but he's still beautiful; which is probably why his surname means "the handsome".

The person below me thinks that "biplane" has something to do with interdimensional free love.

False. Biplanes are aircraft.

The person under me is a comic book/graphic novel fan.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

No, actually, I meant the oh-so gorgeous Gambit. He's always been my favourite. This new look of his (from the Origins movie) is certainly interesting, but he's still beautiful; which is probably why his surname means "the handsome".


False. Biplanes are aircraft.

The person under me is a comic book/graphic novel fan.

True. I am an avid collector of Mr. Jack T. Chick's artistic masterpieces formatted as Gospel tracts.

The person under me misses the days when drunk driving would just get you a warning to go home.

[Jenni111]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

True. I am an avid collector of Mr. Jack T. Chick's artistic masterpieces formatted as Gospel tracts.

The person under me misses the days when drunk driving would just get you a warning to go home.

false, why drink and drive in the first place?

the person below me drives a brand new car

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

the person below me drives a brand new car

False. Ranjit drives it on my behalf. http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showp...18&postcount=8

The person under me knows how to make a wine spritzer out a bottle of pinot noir and a bottle of alka seltzer.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

False. Ranjit drives it on my behalf. http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showp...18&postcount=8

The person under me knows how to make a wine spritzer out a bottle of pinot noir and a bottle of alka seltzer.

False! That's a drink for either women or flaming homosexuals....uh, or for a few select 100% heterosexual True Christian™ men like your husband Joe.

The person under me has gained 10 lbs (or more) ever since college football season started.