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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78555
    #1606
    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

    Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
    The person below me wants the DOF to track down snot-nosed atheists and give them the spankings they sorely deserve.
    True as true can be.


    The person under me has stood on the beach at Waikiki and preached the Word of God at the top of his voice for 12 hours at a time.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • Levi Jones
        Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
        Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
        Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
         
        • Jul 2009
        • 13930
        #1607
        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
        True as true can be.


        The person under me has stood on the beach at Waikiki and preached the Word of God at the top of his voice for 12 hours at a time.
        False. I never get invited to these things.

        The person under me is freaking out over H.R. 1388 that gives million of dollars to Hamas!
        Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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          • James Dewitt
            #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
            • Jan 2010
            • 6267
            #1608
            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

            The person under me is freaking out over H.R. 1388 that gives million of dollars to Hamas!
            True why the heck should we give Mooslims money! They have oil they can sell!



            The person under me thinks the currant Pope should resign

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              • Pastor Ezekiel
                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 78555
                #1609
                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
                The person under me is freaking out over H.R. 1388 that gives million of dollars to Hamas!
                You mean that bill Obama signed that wastes $20 million dollars of America's tax dollars to allow the known terrorist group Hamas to set up shop in America, giving them all foodstamps and free government housing?

                TRUE!



                The person under me is keeping his powder dry.
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • Sister Kitty
                    True Christian™
                    True Christian™
                    • Mar 2010
                    • 857
                    #1610
                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                    The person under me is keeping his her powder dry.
                    True. I am well prepared for my next yeast infection.

                    The person under me once mugged a cabby.
                    Exodus 22:20 He that sacrificeth unto any god, save unto the LORD only, he shall be utterly destroyed.

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                      • Dr.ArmyGirl
                        Unsaved trash
                        • Apr 2010
                        • 31
                        #1611
                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                        Originally posted by Sister Kitty View Post
                        True. I am well prepared for my next yeast infection.

                        The person under me once mugged a cabby.
                        False, I don't take cabs

                        The person under me is an excellent pianist
                        Psalm 4:8
                        I will both lay me down in peace, and sleep: for thou, LORD, only makest me dwell in safety.

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                          • Purge the Unfaithful
                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                            • Apr 2010
                            • 176
                            #1612
                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                            Originally posted by Dr.ArmyGirl View Post
                            False, I don't take cabs

                            The person under me is an excellent pianist
                            False, I don't play piano but play a glorious Trumpet!

                            The person under me is a secret papist and dreams of wearing the pope's dress!

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                              • GodIsAlmighty
                                True Christian™
                                True Christian™
                                • Jan 2010
                                • 184
                                #1613
                                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                Originally posted by Purge the Unfaithful View Post
                                False, I don't play piano but play a glorious Trumpet!

                                The person under me is a secret papist and dreams of wearing the pope's dress!
                                FALSE!
                                I am a TC Baptist and I leave skirt-wearing to women. Also papists and scots and child molestors, but those kinda all go hand in hand.

                                The person below me believes that masturbation is worse than rape.
                                Follow me on Thefacebook! http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?...00000884272376

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                                  • Bigdaddy
                                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                                    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                    • Apr 2010
                                    • 47
                                    #1614
                                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                    Originally posted by GodIsAlmighty View Post
                                    FALSE!
                                    I am a TC Baptist and I leave skirt-wearing to women. Also papists and scots and child molestors, but those kinda all go hand in hand.

                                    The person below me believes that masturbation is worse than rape.
                                    False

                                    the persot below hates people that are not him but it doesn't matter because NO living MAN is God.

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                                      • BelieverInGod
                                        Fourm Member
                                        Forum Member
                                        • Feb 2010
                                        • 9269
                                        #1615
                                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                        Originally posted by Bigdaddy View Post
                                        False

                                        the persot below hates people that are not him but it doesn't matter because NO living MAN is God.
                                        False, I'm a her. Not that I really understood the question.

                                        The Person below me has read other Bibles besides the KJV 1611
                                        Drama queen

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                                          • Rev. M. Rodimer
                                            Honorary True Christian™
                                            Forum Member
                                            • May 2008
                                            • 13996
                                            #1616
                                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                            Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
                                            False, I'm a her. Not that I really understood the question.

                                            The Person below me has read other Bibles besides the KJV 1611
                                            True! But only to learn how false they are, and to teach others why they are the works of Satan.

                                            The person below me is stalking me.
                                            Bible boring? Nonsense!
                                            Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                                            You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                                              • Levi Jones
                                                Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                                                Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                                                Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                                                 
                                                • Jul 2009
                                                • 13930
                                                #1617
                                                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                                                True! But only to learn how false they are, and to teach others why they are the works of Satan.

                                                The person below me is stalking me.
                                                False. I haven't stalked you in six months. Darn restraining order.

                                                The person below me is going to order a cute teddy bear for their children.
                                                Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                                                  • Robert Jones
                                                    True Christian™
                                                    True Christian™
                                                    • Mar 2010
                                                    • 333
                                                    #1618
                                                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                    Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
                                                    False. I haven't stalked you in six months. Darn restraining order.

                                                    The person below me is going to order a cute teddy bear for their children.
                                                    Definitely true. Those bears a great for cuddle time with children.

                                                    The person below me has killed at least one animal for being a pervert.
                                                    Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell. Proverbs 23:13



                                                    Run to the KJV1611!

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                                                      • Larry Lee
                                                        Predestinated Servant of Jesus Christ by the Will of God
                                                        True Christian™ Theologian
                                                        True Christian™
                                                        • Sep 2006
                                                        • 4464
                                                        #1619
                                                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                        Originally posted by Robert Jones View Post
                                                        Definitely true. Those bears a great for cuddle time with children.

                                                        The person below me has killed at least one animal for being a pervert.
                                                        Very true, but what choice did I have when Ol'Luke refused to keep his pants on. It's a problem Brother Hatchet has written about for our edification.

                                                        The person below me has requested the contact information for Brother Hatchet's tailor.
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                                                        I loved Newt before Newt was invincible

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                                                          • Mrs. Mary Whitford
                                                            Ladies of Landover Senior VP
                                                            One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
                                                            Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                                                            True Christian™
                                                            • Dec 2006
                                                            • 12414
                                                            #1620
                                                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                            Originally posted by Larry Lee View Post
                                                            The person below me has requested the contact information for Brother Hatchet's tailor.
                                                            False. While Mr. Whitford admires Brother Hatchet's taste in clothing for his level of tither, my husband's tailor is much more exclusive.

                                                            The person below me has prayed for B. Hussein Obama to come forth with definitive proof of his place of birth.
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                                                            1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
                                                            Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

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