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  • Felicity
    As pure and virginal as the driven snow.
    True Christian™
    • Apr 2010
    • 4834

    #1651
    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

    @Sister Mary Maria False, my father paid on time.

    The person below me loves Jesus more than life!
    I Jesus!

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    • C. Reconstruction
      True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Oct 2008
      • 145

      #1652
      Re: The person under me: (True or false)

      Originally posted by Felicity View Post
      @Sister Mary Maria False, my father paid on time.

      The person below me loves Jesus more than life!
      That goes without saying dear child.

      The person below me will be the one who finally brings a God Centered Government® to America.
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      Ted Cruz in 2016 is the only hope for America. He is an anoited member of the Seven Mountains Movement. God and Jesus demand no less from real Christians and Americans.

      Ephesians 6:11-13
      11 Put on the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to stand against the wiles of the devil.

      12 For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places.

      13 Wherefore take unto you the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to withstand in the evil day, and having done all, to stand.

      The state is a bankrupt institution. The only alternative to this bankrupt 'humanistic' system is a God-centered government. R.J. Rushdoony, Reconstructionist Theologian.

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      • Alfred King
        Unsaved trash, race-mixing nigra
        • Feb 2010
        • 398

        #1653
        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

        Originally posted by C. Reconstruction View Post
        The person below me will be the one who finally brings a God Centered Government® to America.
        False, try all you want but you can not avoid 1st Peter 2:13-17 and Romans 13:1-7 .

        The person below me has sinned against God by not paying all his taxes.
        The 100% SURE winner of the Freehold 2024 election. Let's make Freehold GREAT again!
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        • C. Reconstruction
          True Christian™
          True Christian™
          • Oct 2008
          • 145

          #1654
          Re: The person under me: (True or false)

          Originally posted by Alfred King View Post
          False, try all you want but you can not avoid 1st Peter 2:13-17 and Romans 13:1-7 .

          The person below me has sinned against God by not paying all his taxes.
          I certainly try to not judge the nigra race nor homosexuals but your signature is disturbing, what do you mean by an "open door" ?
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          Ted Cruz in 2016 is the only hope for America. He is an anoited member of the Seven Mountains Movement. God and Jesus demand no less from real Christians and Americans.

          Ephesians 6:11-13
          11 Put on the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to stand against the wiles of the devil.

          12 For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places.

          13 Wherefore take unto you the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to withstand in the evil day, and having done all, to stand.

          The state is a bankrupt institution. The only alternative to this bankrupt 'humanistic' system is a God-centered government. R.J. Rushdoony, Reconstructionist Theologian.

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          • Cranky Old Man
            Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
            You kids get off his lawn!
             
            • Jan 2010
            • 22373

            #1655
            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

            Originally posted by Alfred King View Post
            The person below me has sinned against God by not paying all his taxes.
            False, I am not paying taxes but that is only because they stopped taxing me after I shot an IRS agent for trespassing. Thank The LORD for Landover's Joo lawyer team.

            The person below me could care less that we lost from Ghana.
            5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
            To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
            James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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            • Nobar King
              Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
              Christ's Guardian
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2007
              • 23748

              #1656
              Re: The person under me: (True or false)

              True. There's always next year.

              The next person hopes that Latin America goes to war over one of the next World Cup games.
              May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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              • Jo Freddie
                Unsaved trash
                Hateful God mocking pirate
                • Apr 2009
                • 6339

                #1657
                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post

                The person below me could care less that we lost from Ghana.



                Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                True. There's always next year.

                The next person hopes that Latin America goes to war over one of the next World Cup games.
                False: I couldn't care less
                The person below me knows deep in their heart that our Lord and Creator IS The Flying Spaghetti Monster, even if they claim they don't
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                • Sam Diamond
                  True Christian™
                  • Apr 2010
                  • 182

                  #1658
                  Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                  Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post

                  The person below me knows deep in their heart that our Lord and Creator IS The Flying Spaghetti Monster, even if they claim they don't
                  False, the last person that said that to me underwent several hours of intense interrogation. After 8 hours he repented and admited that the Pasta Freak God was a lie. Rubber hoses have a way of clearing a cloudy mind.

                  The person under me wears Mormon magic underwear!

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                  • BelieverInGod
                    Fourm Member
                    Forum Member
                    • Feb 2010
                    • 9269

                    #1659
                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                    Originally posted by Sam Diamond View Post
                    False, the last person that said that to me underwent several hours of intense interrogation. After 8 hours he repented and admited that the Pasta Freak God was a lie. Rubber hoses have a way of clearing a cloudy mind.

                    The person under me wears Mormon magic underwear!
                    False, although modest, according to my nieces it is uncomfortable and itchy.

                    The person below me is expecting a troll invasion now that public school is out for summer.
                    Drama queen

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                    • Brother Enoch
                      The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
                      True Christian™
                      • Jun 2008
                      • 4392

                      #1660
                      Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                      Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
                      False, although modest, according to my nieces it is uncomfortable and itchy.

                      The person below me is expecting a troll invasion now that public school is out for summer.
                      False. What's public school? Is that like a public washroom? Why would I send my kids there?

                      The person below me thinks it's high time we nuked the oil leak. Preferably with a few whales and environmentalists nearby.

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                      • James Dewitt
                        #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
                        • Jan 2010
                        • 6267

                        #1661
                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                        Originally posted by Brother Enoch View Post
                        False. What's public school? Is that like a public washroom? Why would I send my kids there?

                        The person below me thinks it's high time we nuked the oil leak. Preferably with a few whales and environmentalists nearby.
                        True, not a real big nuke, one big enough to plug the hole. Send the bill to the Messicans, its their Gulf.Its their fault for having unsound soil to drill into. If a Greenpeace boat is in the area all the better.

                        The person below me thinks that Baraak Osamba is the greatest President ever!

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                        • Sister Charli
                          True Christian™
                          True Christian™
                          • Jun 2010
                          • 1590

                          #1662
                          Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                          Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
                          The person below me thinks that Baraak Osamba is the greatest President ever!
                          Who? OK. I say false.

                          The person below me loves their neighbour as much as they love themself.

                          Luke 10:27 (King James Version)
                          27 And he answering said, Thou shalt love the Lord thy God with all thy heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy strength, and with all thy mind; and thy neighbour as thyself.
                          2 Chronicles 7:14
                          14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land Australia.

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                          • Billy Bob Jenkins
                            Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                            About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                            Hates anal sex. And trees.
                            True Christian™
                            • May 2010
                            • 8337

                            #1663
                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                            Originally posted by Charli Harley View Post
                            The person below me loves their neighbour as much as they love themself.

                            Luke 10:27 (King James Version)
                            27 And he answering said, Thou shalt love the Lord thy God with all thy heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy strength, and with all thy mind; and thy neighbour as thyself.
                            True. I do everything the Bible says.

                            The person below me despises homersexurals and atheists, and would never pretend that there is no God, just to convince members of the same sex to have sex with them.
                            The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                            • Dirk
                              True Christian™
                              • Apr 2010
                              • 1425

                              #1664
                              Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                              Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
                              True. I do everything the Bible says.

                              The person below me despises homersexurals and atheists, and would never pretend that there is no God, just to convince members of the same sex to have sex with them.
                              Here I am!

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                              • Jo Freddie
                                Unsaved trash
                                Hateful God mocking pirate
                                • Apr 2009
                                • 6339

                                #1665
                                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                Seeing as Dirk was so keen to show how much his as been brainwashed when it comes to the sexuality of others which The One True God, Blessed be His Noodly Appendages, says is none of his business I shall deal with this one.
                                Originally posted by Sam Diamond View Post
                                False, the last person that said that to me underwent several hours of intense interrogation. After 8 hours he repented and admited that the Pasta Freak God was a lie. Rubber hoses have a way of clearing a cloudy mind.
                                Mr Diamond, we both know what happened in this case, and how what you said in your report to the Pastors differed from reality and why, but we will keep our word and say no more about it.

                                The person under me wears Mormon magic underwear!
                                False: Underwear is an abomination - we are meant to be FREE

                                The person under me is the victim of baptist brainwashing.
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