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  • Sister Charli
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Jun 2010
    • 1590
    #1666
    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

    Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
    The person under me is the victim of baptist brainwashing.
    I am going to have to answer FALSE to that.

    Given that garments washed in the lamb of God's blood are white I am 100% sure that my brain is grey matter rather than white matter so is yet to be brain washed.

    Revelation 7:14 (King James Version)
    14 And I said unto him, Sir, thou knowest. And he said to me, These are they which came out of great tribulation, and have washed their robes, and made them white in the blood of the Lamb.

    The person under me looks forward to stoning day at Landover.
    2 Chronicles 7:14
    14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land Australia.

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      • True Disciple
        True Christian™ Creation Scientist
        Landover Baptist University Associate Professor
        Smashing atheist science one fact at a time
        True Christian™
        • Nov 2009
        • 2445
        #1667
        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

        Originally posted by Charli Harley View Post
        The person under me looks forward to stoning day at Landover.
        True. I'm practicing daily in my backyard using surplus lab animals.

        The person below me has never watched or read any Disney product.
        Sweet Lord Jesus,
        I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
        Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
        Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
        Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
        Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
        Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
        Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

        Amen.

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          • Sister Charli
            True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • Jun 2010
            • 1590
            #1668
            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

            Originally posted by True Disciple View Post
            The person below me has never watched or read any Disney product.
            True. Daddy says Disney is evil.

            The person under me thanks God for curing them of their homosexuality.
            2 Chronicles 7:14
            14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land Australia.

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              • Jo Freddie
                Unsaved trash
                Hateful God mocking pirate
                • Apr 2009
                • 6339
                #1669
                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                Originally posted by Charli Harley View Post
                The person under me thanks God for curing them of their homosexuality.
                God does not care about a persons sexuality.

                The Eight "I'd Really Rather You Didn't's"

                4. I'd really rather you didn't indulge in conduct that offends yourself, or your willing, consenting partner of legal age AND mental maturity. As for anyone who might object, I think the expression is "go f*** yourself," unless they find that offensive in which case they can turn off the TV for once and go for a walk for a change.
                The Book of Piraticus
                Chapter 3
                1 And he shall make the analogy that just as two completely different alcoholic beverages are equal, all people are equal.
                2 Yes, I know it's kind of a leap, but trust me, I'm the FSM.
                3 I love all people equally, so no holy wars or gay bashing or anything like that.
                4 There's no reason for any of that.
                The person below me overcooks their pasta
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                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 78555
                    #1670
                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                    Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                    God does not care about a persons sexuality.
                    The real God does. Your false one may not, but who cares?


                    Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                    The person below me overcooks their pasta
                    False. I avoid all ethnic foods as they are known to hotten up the blood.



                    The person under me prances around in pirate regalia and lets a parrot poop on his shoulder.
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      • Dirk
                        True Christian™
                        • Apr 2010
                        • 1425
                        #1671
                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                        Not really, but the person under me likes to hit homers!

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                          • Jo Freddie
                            Unsaved trash
                            Hateful God mocking pirate
                            • Apr 2009
                            • 6339
                            #1672
                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                            Originally posted by Dirk View Post
                            Not really, but the person under me likes to hit homers!
                            False I do not suffer from violent psychotic episodes brought on by reading the KJV1611 collection of fairy tales.
                            I know that God does not care about a persons sexuality, as I keep pointing out, but the brainwashing is very strong in you lot, I just hope you discover the truth before you find yourself cleaning round the bowl in Heaven and only getting flat tepid beer.

                            The person under me does not understand anything about the true nature of the One True God, Blessed are His Noodly Appendages.
                            Posted via Pasta

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                              • Malaysia_Christian
                                Forum Member
                                Forum Member
                                • Apr 2010
                                • 100
                                #1673
                                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                False. You're dead wrong, unfortunately.

                                The person below me agreed with what Alex Jones and Senator Ron Paul is doing. ( I personally support what Senator Ron Paul is doing even tohugh I'm not American)
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                                  • Church1000
                                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                                    • Jul 2010
                                    • 17
                                    #1674
                                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                    Originally posted by Malaysia_Christian View Post
                                    False. You're dead wrong, unfortunately.

                                    The person below me agreed with what Alex Jones and Senator Ron Paul is doing. ( I personally support what Senator Ron Paul is doing even tohugh I'm not American)
                                    False.

                                    The person below me realizes that god is not real and that is they say "false" then they are the true cancer of mankind.

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                                      • Jo Freddie
                                        Unsaved trash
                                        Hateful God mocking pirate
                                        • Apr 2009
                                        • 6339
                                        #1675
                                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                        Originally posted by Church1000 View Post
                                        False.

                                        The person below me realizes that god is not real and that is they say "false" then they are the true cancer of mankind.
                                        False
                                        But strange that you have so much in common with the people of this forum for they too seem to think I am a cancer because I speak the truth. The gave me a nice pink ribbon to say as much.

                                        The person below me gives burnt offerings and no one can receive any goodness the ashes.
                                        Posted via Pasta

                                        True Pastafarian™

                                        May my Sauce be with you!
                                        Read the TRUE Gospel The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (ISBN 978-0-00-723160-7)
                                        Get one and get with The Flying Spaghetti Monster
                                        The Loose Canon - HTML version
                                        Loose Canon Fan Page
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                                        I have been to The Volcano!

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                                          • Benedict A. Davis
                                            Winning Souls in his Winnebago
                                            True Christian™
                                            • May 2010
                                            • 3900
                                            #1676
                                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                            Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                                            False
                                            But strange that you have so much in common with the people of this forum for they too seem to think I am a cancer because I speak the truth. The gave me a nice pink ribbon to say as much.

                                            The person below me gives burnt offerings and no one can receive any goodness the ashes.
                                            Unable to answer because the above is not speaking in full or coherent sentences.

                                            The person below will agree that the 2 posters above will have matching love seats in hell and Satan will take special notice of the said couple.
                                            sigpic 1 Chronicles 16:15
                                            Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
                                            Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
                                            Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.

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                                              • Jo Freddie
                                                Unsaved trash
                                                Hateful God mocking pirate
                                                • Apr 2009
                                                • 6339
                                                #1677
                                                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                Originally posted by aim for heaven View Post
                                                Unable to answer because the above is not speaking in full or coherent sentences.

                                                The person below will agree that the 2 posters above will have matching love seats in hell and Satan will take special notice of the said couple.
                                                False, Hell as you understand it. and Satan are both constructs used to frighten and control people and do not exist.

                                                The Person below me needs to find a better way to cook their Pasta.
                                                Posted via Pasta

                                                True Pastafarian™

                                                May my Sauce be with you!
                                                Read the TRUE Gospel The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (ISBN 978-0-00-723160-7)
                                                Get one and get with The Flying Spaghetti Monster
                                                The Loose Canon - HTML version
                                                Loose Canon Fan Page
                                                North American? Speak English? Thank a Pirate.
                                                I have been to The Volcano!

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                                                  • Malaysia_Christian
                                                    Forum Member
                                                    Forum Member
                                                    • Apr 2010
                                                    • 100
                                                    #1678
                                                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                    True. I love spicy pasta.

                                                    The person below me enjoys instant noodles.
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                                                      • The Doer of Does
                                                        Unsaved trash
                                                        Under Investigation
                                                        • Jul 2010
                                                        • 7
                                                        #1679
                                                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                        False.

                                                        The person under me...wait a second? Why is there a person under me? What are you DOING down there?

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                                                          • Nobar King
                                                            Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                                                            Christ's Guardian
                                                            True Christian™
                                                            • Sep 2007
                                                            • 23748
                                                            #1680
                                                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                            Oh, your mother must think you're so smart.
                                                            May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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