[Benedict A. Davis]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

True some people can not be bribed. You cant buy your way into Heaven, well kind of I guess. A proper tithe does get you a better seat.

The person below me will come out of the prayer closet a new man.

True.
The person below me is understanding

[EverVigilant]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

True.
The person below me is understanding

False. Punish the weak.


The person below me enjoys pie, delicious pie, not cake, the cake is a lie.

[Sister Charli]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

The person below me enjoys pie, delicious pie, not cake, the cake is a lie.

Rubbish. oooops I mean False.

Scripture cake is yummy

Ingredients:
1 cup Judges 5:25 last clause (butter)
1 cup Jeremiah 6:20 (sugar)
1 tablespoon I Samuel 14:25 (honey)
3 Jeremiah 17:11 (eggs)
1 cup I Samuel 30:12 second food (raisins)
1 cup Nahum 3:12 (figs), chopped
1/4 cup Numbers 17:8 (almonds), blanched and chopped
2 cups1 Kings 4:22 (flour)
II Chronicles 9:9 (spices, such as cinnamon and nutmeg)
Pinch of Leviticus 2:13 (salt)
1 teaspoon Amos 4:5 (leavener, such as baking soda)
3 tablespoons Judges 4:19 last sentence (milk) Cream first 3 ingredients. Beat in the 3 Jeremiahs (eggs), one at a time. Add next 3 ingredients and beat again. Sift together Kings (flour), II Chronicles (spices), Leviticus (salt), and Amos (leavener, or baking soda). Add to first mixture. Lastly add Judges (milk.) Bake at 325 degrees for 1-1/2 hours, or until done.

[EverVigilant]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

Rubbish. oooops I mean False.

Scripture cake is yummy

Ingredients:
1 cup Judges 5:25 last clause (butter)
1 cup Jeremiah 6:20 (sugar)
1 tablespoon I Samuel 14:25 (honey)
3 Jeremiah 17:11 (eggs)
1 cup I Samuel 30:12 second food (raisins)
1 cup Nahum 3:12 (figs), chopped
1/4 cup Numbers 17:8 (almonds), blanched and chopped
2 cups1 Kings 4:22 (flour)
II Chronicles 9:9 (spices, such as cinnamon and nutmeg)
Pinch of Leviticus 2:13 (salt)
1 teaspoon Amos 4:5 (leavener, such as baking soda)
3 tablespoons Judges 4:19 last sentence (milk) Cream first 3 ingredients. Beat in the 3 Jeremiahs (eggs), one at a time. Add next 3 ingredients and beat again. Sift together Kings (flour), II Chronicles (spices), Leviticus (salt), and Amos (leavener, or baking soda). Add to first mixture. Lastly add Judges (milk.) Bake at 325 degrees for 1-1/2 hours, or until done.

well that's stupid, also, please follow the rules of the thread for the next person to post.

[Didymus Much]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

well that's ******,

Acts 10:28 "...God hath shewed me that I should not call any man common or unclean."

The person below me enjoys pie, delicious pie, not cake, the cake is a lie.

Dripping cherry pie yum, too bad the local cherries aren't "in season" yet
About the cake: just because everyone tells you it's a lie, and you haven't found it yet, doesn't mean it doesn't exist.

The person below me is proud of the beating he gave his wife yesterday.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

The person below me is proud of the beating he gave his wife yesterday.

I am proud that I care enough about my wife to beat her when her behavior warrants it.

The person below me knows that Barack Obama is subject to the same vices as all nigras, vices like smoking crack and stealing pies off of windowsills.

[Didymus Much]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

The person below me knows that Barack Obama is subject to the same vices as all nigras, vices like smoking crack and stealing pies off of windowsills.

I was going to say false, because smoking crack and pie-stealing are white things too. Maybe there are white-skinned nigras?

The person after me has killed something to eat with a folding knife.

[Sister Charli]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

The person after me has killed something to eat with a folding knife.

TRUE.

Whilst pie is always preferable, scripture cake is also appropriate to serve to visitors.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

TRUE.

Whilst pie is always preferable, scripture cake is also appropriate to serve to visitors.

You're supposed to say something about the person after you.

[Sister Charli]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

Humble apologies.

The person under me loves sweet cherry pie but agrees that scripture cake is a close second preference.

[Didymus Much]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

The person under me loves sweet cherry pie but agrees that scripture cake is a close second preference.

False. I don't believe in the cake.

The person below me knows what desmodromic means without using Google.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

The person below me knows what desmodromic means without using Google.

True: It is demonic code for something that True Christians(tm) avoid.


The person under me is ready to trade in his 14 year old Indonesian houseboy because I discovered that it's actually 18 now and is getting uppity.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

True: It is demonic code for something that True Christians™ avoid.

The person under me is ready to trade in his 14 year old Indonesian houseboy because I discovered that it's actually 18 now and is getting uppity.

False as I don't have a houseboy or cabin boy for that matter.

The person below me would like The Beer Volcano to provide them with Late Red

[Lisa H]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

False as I don't have a houseboy or cabin boy for that matter.

The person below me would like The Beer Volcano to provide them with Late Red

False: I don't read trash

The person under me thinks Jo Freddie is annoying with his spaghetti monster.

[Mrs. Rogers]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

False: I don't read trash

The person under me thinks Jo Freddie is annoying with his spaghetti monster.

True, to an extent ... however, I feel more pity towards Jo than annoyance. He is, I suspect, mentally ill; after all, he believes in a flying monster of some sort, and believes this monster is a god? I cannot fathom such delusion! I am praying for him, am asking God to send mighty winged angels to earth; these angels will form an invisible circle of protection around Jo, protecting him from the demons of madness that attack him on a daily basis. I am praying Jo finds Salvation soon -- before Judgement Day anyway -- lest GOD pours His monstrous yet Holy Wrath upon him.

The person under me wishes that the media would stop treating Mel Gibson so poorly -- he may be a hellbound Catholic, but he did give the world The Passion of the Christ, which very cleverly cast a woman in the role of Satan.