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Players offend me. Don't play with someone who knows the game better than you do.
Players offend me. Don't play with someone who knows the game better than you do.
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Re: What are you offended by right now?
The Des Moines Denny's Restaurant offends me AND Jesus.
I stopped in there for an omelet this morning after escorting Reverend Obsborn to do some lobbying at the GOP prayer brunch. I had to ask the waitress twice for my orange juice and my hash browns were burnt on side. This is not how Christ likes to be served for breakfast so this is not how I like to be served.
I will pray that the Denny's on 2221 E Euclid Ave repents of it's sinful ways.
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That doesn't even make sense.Originally posted by shy Rita View PostPlayers offend me. Don't play with someone who knows the game better than you do.sigpic
Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.
John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?
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I agree, but we have to remember she is part colored. While the words didn't make sense, they were still spelled correctly and had proper punctuation and capitalization. Pretty good for a half breed.Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View PostLet Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
in 2016
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The imperialistic french attempting to force canada into a metric system. What's wrong with cubits? Genesis doesn't mention any froggy "meter" dimensions, just nice, simple and deadly accurate cubits.
"And this is the fashion which thou shalt make it of: The length of the ark shall be three hundred cubits, the breadth of it fifty cubits, and the height of it thirty cubits." - Genesis 6:15
God says build, Noah says how high! God says "30 cubits" not "la 10 meters". It's all there in black and white in my KJV which is 1x0.75 Herbert forearm cubits.
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Obamacare being defended in court at taxpayer expense!
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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My Wife's whore aunt! Why in hell did she decide to do a "pop-over" and attempt to give me hell. That whole family is full of trailerTrashTards, each one more vile than the next. Oh well, my Family and I will finally have silence once her family goes directly to hell! (Please dear God, don't send my wife to hell, she's not like them, she just a tad slower than the average person).
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Snails.
Every time it rains my drive is covered in them and so when I take the car out I end up running over loads of them. It sounds like popcorn after heavy rain.Comment
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A saucer of Guinness gets 'em every time.Originally posted by Catherine Moore View PostCome climb my mountains.Comment
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Sadly, every time I try that horses emerge from the sea and steal it.
Come to think of it, I'm offended by that as well. Snails and stealing sea horses. And the song GuaglioneComment
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The Pope of Rome whoring it up in satan's favorite resort deeply offends me.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Have you considered:Originally posted by Catherine Moore View Post
http://hungeree.com/skincare/the-snail-facial/
Come climb my mountains.Comment
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The thought of putting snails on my face? I'm not sure I'm ever going to stop vomiting.Comment
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Whore periodicals in the checkout line at the supermarket. Vogue, Bazaar (at least spell it correctly, DUH!), Redbook, Elle, etc.
Look, if I wanted to see a bunch of prostitutes I'd go down to the corner of 10th and Lexington, BUT I DON'T WANT TO!
Yours in Christ,
Z. Smyth
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Re: What are you offended by right now?
Redbook? Sounds like this homo's influences:Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
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