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  • Re: God Hates Iceland!

    Originally posted by Judgment View Post
    Jesus didn't die so we could live our lives, Jesus died to save us from eternal Hellfire.
    i believe it to be the same damn thing.

    but non the less i dont say im no bible expert nor would i want to be one,
    all i can say is i aint going around calling people names, saying this and that hates them since honestly non of you would know anyways since last i knew god and jesus aint on a first name bases with anyone! so there is no reason to act the way you guys are towards anyone!
    Friend, you just generated a double negative, which means a positive. So you do claim to be a Biblical scholar, terrific. Please use scripture to back up your wild and bizarre claims.

    Jesus dies for our sins. Past sins, not future ones. For them, we are on our own. Child, you are going to mislead some bedraggled unfortunate. Can you imagine the look on their face when they are tossed in the fires of Hell, pleading with the Devil as he tears at the unfortunates rectum, "But, but, but....'Judgement said....'
    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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    • Re: God Hates Iceland!

      anyways i wish you people all the best no matter what you call me

      this will be my last appearance on this site since i would rather spend my time with people i enjoy and can have fun with then spend it infront a computer on some forum..

      Judgment states

      God says in his bible he will end all war on earth (according to the mormons) (sorry if i did spell that wrong) i cant really see it but they believe it.... all i can say is i cant see that happening untill all mankind is dead and gone!

      Have a great year!

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      • Re: God Hates Iceland!

        Friend, we are with God. It saddens us and Him that you do not want to spend time with us.
        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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        • Re: God Hates Iceland!

          Hello, I just stumbled upon this funny post and I can't resist to reply.

          First of all I'm an Icelander and what I believe in are the good things in the world and that I can do better as a person every day. That is hopefully the goal for most of us and whether you can do that on your own or if you need a old book and some imaginary people to do it for you, it's all good.

          In your 2. statement you say "We know for a fact that Hell is underneath the Earth", well show me those facts, and you should probably educate yourself here: http://www.thetech.org/exhibits_even...quakes/inside/

          I especially find your 3. statement funny because the exact same thing has happened to your country (well if you leave god out of the sentence). And the most funny thing is that fundamental christians played a huge role in the USA depression, a good example is former president Bush and sociopaths like him.

          Statement 4 is just funny and I don't think I have to answer that.

          In statement 5 it's true that is forbidden in the Bible but why should we follow something that is written in a book written on times were woman had literally no rights?

          6. Well thank god we don't spend all of our money into an army and into useless wars like your own country.

          7. We don't want to destroy anything, we just don't believe in the same things as you do and why can't you respect that? Why should we respect something that you respect but you can't respect what we respect?

          9. Have some humour man!

          The final thing that I want to say is that the way to peace is to respect other people and what they do, it is as simple as that and don't make it more complicated with religions. Peace!

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          • Re: God Hates Iceland!

            Originally posted by Kingler View Post
            Hello, I just stumbled upon this funny post and I can't resist to reply.

            First of all I'm an Icelander and what I believe in are the good things in the world and that I can do better as a person every day. That is hopefully the goal for most of us and whether you can do that on your own or if you need a old book and some imaginary people to do it for you, it's all good.

            In your 2. statement you say "We know for a fact that Hell is underneath the Earth", well show me those facts, and you should probably educate yourself here: http://www.thetech.org/exhibits_even...quakes/inside/

            I especially find your 3. statement funny because the exact same thing has happened to your country (well if you leave god out of the sentence). And the most funny thing is that fundamental christians played a huge role in the USA depression, a good example is former president Bush and sociopaths like him.

            Statement 4 is just funny and I don't think I have to answer that.

            In statement 5 it's true that is forbidden in the Bible but why should we follow something that is written in a book written on times were woman had literally no rights?

            6. Well thank god we don't spend all of our money into an army and into useless wars like your own country.

            7. We don't want to destroy anything, we just don't believe in the same things as you do and why can't you respect that? Why should we respect something that you respect but you can't respect what we respect?

            9. Have some humour man!

            The final thing that I want to say is that the way to peace is to respect other people and what they do, it is as simple as that and don't make it more complicated with religions. Peace!
            Why would we want fellowship with unbelievers? You are saying things that are not taught in the Bible.
            Romans 16:17 Now I beseech you, brethren, mark them which cause divisions and offences contrary to the doctrine which ye have learned; and avoid them.

            Galatians 1:9 As we said before, so say I now again, If any man preach any other gospel unto you than that ye have received, let him be accursed.

            Jeremiah 14:14 Then the LORD said unto me, The prophets prophesy lies in my name: I sent them not, neither have I commanded them, neither spake unto them: they prophesy unto you a false vision and divination, and a thing of nought, and the deceit of their heart.
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            Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

            John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

            Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
            The truth about volcanos
            Sex and debauchery in public schools
            Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
            God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
            Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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            • Re: God Hates Iceland!

              oh dear are you people really that stupid or do you just pretend to be? or this this some kind of comedy page? I mean this post would fit perfectly in to some stand up comedians show. Really you bastards i didnt laugh that much for a long time. thank you for that.
              And than placing the flag of norway in this threat HAHA. That shows that you have absolutly no idea what you are talking about.
              Oh btw in Iceland its warmer than in your bloody hell fucking country. Oh and ever heard of Yellowstone and the geysirs there? think not wouldnt fit to the capacity of your brain cells. oh mount st helens? named after a saint and gave us one of the biggest volcanic eruptions in the last century.

              you guys are probably just sitting around all day try to think about some new stupid complaints. hating black people. hating muslims. hating gays and afterwards fucking each other in the ass.

              oh btw im not an icelander

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              • Re: God Hates Iceland!

                Originally posted by TheMirko View Post
                oh dear are you people really that stupid or do you just pretend to be? or this this some kind of comedy page? I mean this post would fit perfectly in to some stand up comedians show. Really you bastards i didnt laugh that much for a long time. thank you for that.
                And than placing the flag of norway in this threat HAHA. That shows that you have absolutly no idea what you are talking about.
                Oh btw in Iceland its warmer than in your bloody hell piffleing country. Oh and ever heard of Yellowstone and the geysirs there? think not wouldnt fit to the capacity of your brain cells. oh mount st helens? named after a saint and gave us one of the biggest volcanic eruptions in the last century.

                you guys are probably just sitting around all day try to think about some new stupid complaints. hating black people. hating muslims. hating gays and afterwards piffleing each other in the ass.

                oh btw im not an icelander
                Are you trying to introduce yourself? I don't get what is going on with your crazy superstition about volcano names meaning they won't erupt if God wants to kill some people. This sort of mad thinking leads to all sorts of mumbo jumbo.

                Someone needs a good dose of
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                Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                The truth about volcanos
                Sex and debauchery in public schools
                Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                • Re: God Hates Iceland!

                  do you gays have some life show i would realy love to see your comedy show life you are so funny. mumbo jumbo thats the right word for your nonsense and stupidity

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                  • Re: God Hates Iceland!

                    Originally posted by TheMirko View Post
                    do you gays have some life show i would realy love to see your comedy show life you are so funny. mumbo jumbo thats the right word for your nonsense and stupidity
                    I'm really not sure I get where you are going with this. I really do hope the "gays" word was a typo because you won't find any gay True Christians™.

                    Looking again at your first post I'm a little uncertain as to whether you are trying to seduce us for Satan. Perhaps you are looking for us to help you pray the gay away.
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                    Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                    John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                    Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                    The truth about volcanos
                    Sex and debauchery in public schools
                    Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                    God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                    Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                    • Re: God Hates Iceland!

                      really you stupids if heaven means to spend time with assholes like you I´d love to grill in hell cant be worse than your damned company

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                      • Re: God Hates Iceland!

                        oh and btw you like to be white arent you? and you love Jesus right?

                        lets think a bit: I know thats difficult for your but lets give it chance.
                        where is jesus from? the middle east. ( whats this you ask? thats where you normaly shoot at people with dark skin and long beards) so he was probably not white because all the people who come from there are not white. and his beard was probably black. so he most likely looked more like osama bin laden than you retards and if he woulkd have had the technology he would have used a car bomb to get all the merchants out of the temple

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                        • Re: God Hates Iceland!

                          Originally posted by TheMirko View Post
                          really you stupids if heaven means to spend time with assholes like you I´d love to grill in hell cant be worse than your damned company
                          Matthew 5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.

                          Thank you for persecuting us. Jealousy because we get to spend eternity in the bosom of Jesus singing His praises while you burn simply because you are too lazy to avoid being corrupted by gays and atheists is commonplace. You have no idea how many fools come in here and say the same thing.

                          Enjoy Hell, sinner.
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                          Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                          John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                          Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                          The truth about volcanos
                          Sex and debauchery in public schools
                          Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                          God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                          Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                          • Re: God Hates Iceland!

                            what you call fools are the only sane people here and for sure more loving and warm people than you retards will ever be.

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                            • Re: God Hates Iceland!

                              what? there is no qiuck "intelligent" answer to jesus looks like osama because he cant be white because of his origin. so you dont know all of the bible blablabla abd you have to search a bit? take your time...but not to much I´m sooo excited

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                              • Re: God Hates Iceland!

                                Originally posted by TheMirko View Post
                                what you call fools are the only sane people here and for sure more loving and warm people than you retards will ever be.
                                How loving is it to sit by and watch people heedlessly heading for Hell fire and do nothing to warn them? You have a strange idea of love, friend.
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                                Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                                John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                                Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                                The truth about volcanos
                                Sex and debauchery in public schools
                                Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                                God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                                Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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