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  • Re: God Hates Iceland!

    Originally posted by Greening View Post
    It is actually quite interesting reading through all those pages. There seem to be lots of angry Icelanders trying to put some sense into the minds of christian nutcases. What they don't realize is that religion is the most potent and effective drug there is, it can be seen both in Christianity and in Islam, and it is not easy to "correct" the ways of those lost rambling sheeps.
    Landover thanks you for taking time out of your busy schedule of pride and ignorance to persecute Christians. Yet we are blessed by your hatred and anger, for it was foretold:

    2Tm:3:11: Persecutions, afflictions, which came unto me at Antioch, at Iconium, at Lystra; what persecutions I endured: but out of them all the Lord delivered me.
    2Tm:3:12: Yea, and all that will live godly in Christ Jesus shall suffer persecution.
    2Tm:3:13: But evil men and seducers shall wax worse and worse, deceiving, and being deceived.

    And we know The Lord will protect us.
    Religion is in its true nature a very good thing, but sorry to say the Babptist Curch is not doing the world any favours with the harsh "let-them-all-die" stand they have. They seem to have forgotten many of the teaches of Jesus Christ about tolerance and forgiveness.
    It is clear to us that you are inspired by Satan to attack Christ’s church on Earth. But, like many of the evil ones, your knowledge is poor; can you support, by Scripture, your assertion that, “Jesus Christ [is] about tolerance and forgiveness.”? No? I thought not!
    The list of countries that God is supposed to hate seems to be endless,
    Yes, it is.
    If God hates homosexuals, he must hate USA, there are lots of them there even though they can't get married.
    Why should he hate a whole country? Obviously, He doesn’t hate the USA as it is the richest and most powerful country on earth. Why can’t God just hate homers? In the Bible He says He finds them an abomination
    If he hates white people lying with black persons, he must hate USA, mixed-race marriages do exists there and have done for a long time.
    I think you are confusing (a) taking a colored concubine (as Solomon did) and (b) what sinners do.
    It all began with the occasional raping of the slaves by their masters.
    And you think that a man may not do what he wants to do with his own property?
    What actually do you feel about slavery, and raping?
    Use the search button, boy.
    Another proof that God hates USA is the sorcery in certain states/cities. What do you think about Florida and Hurricane Katarina, was that God punishing USA?
    Yes, Again, use the search button! All God’s Words are there for your guidance.

    Now, get yourself over to the Introduction Forum and introduce yourself properly. Jesus has brought you here for a reason!
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    • Re: God Hates Iceland!

      Now, get yourself over to the Introduction Forum and introduce yourself properly. Jesus has brought you here for a reason!
      Well, now I have introduced myself in the proper forum!

      persecute Christians. Yet we are blessed by your hatred and anger
      I actually do not hate Christians, that would mean hating myself.


      .It is clear to us that you are inspired by Satan to attack Christ’s church on Earth.
      Interesting attitude but I must say that the only thing that I "attack" is the animals I hunt for food

      Last time I read the Bible I understood the new textament as a scripture of tolerance and forgiveness.

      Why should he hate a whole country?


      I agree, therefore I don't understand why God should hate Iceland as a whole country.

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      • Re: God Hates Iceland!

        Originally posted by Greening View Post
        Well, now I have introduced myself in the proper forum!
        I haven't gotten round to reading that yet but I will
        I agree, therefore I don't understand why God should hate Iceland as a whole country.
        M'r:6:11: And whosoever shall not receive you, nor hear you, when ye depart thence, shake off the dust under your feet for a testimony against them. Verily I say unto you, It shall be more tolerable for Sodom and Gomorrha in the day of judgment, than for that city.
        See, sinner, Iceland is not really "a whole country", because in the US there are 1000s of townships larger than the whole of Iceland.

        So read that verse and see that Landover came to all of Iceland to preach a message, the Message of Jesus, and was rejected.

        The prophesy is that

        "It shall be more tolerable for Sodom and Gomorrha in the day of judgment, than for that city."

        and
        the finances of Iceland fail, a volcano erupts, a glacier melts, and a lesbian woman is appointed queen of Iceland.

        The prophecy is being fulfilled. Praise Jesus!

        Repent now before the whole place sinks beneath the waves into the Pits of Hell!
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        “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

        Author of such illuminating essays as,
        Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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        • Re: God Hates Iceland!

          Originally posted by mr religion? View Post
          why don't you give me proof that god exist
          Here's a proof for you: Iceland - God Answers Landover's Prayers
          PROOF: America in the Bible!
          8 REASONS WHY GOD HATES THE FAROE ISLANDS!



          The wicked shall be turned into hell, and all the nations that forget God.
          (Psalm 9:17)

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          • Re: God Hates Iceland!

            See, sinner, Iceland is not really "a whole country", because in the US there are 1000s of townships larger than the whole of Iceland.
            What criteria must a country fulfil so it can be called a country? I do admit that USA is the most powerful country in the world today. Iceland is just a small country in the middle of nowhere but still it was important enough that USA was the first country to recognize its independence in 1944.

            lesbian woman is appointed queen of Iceland.

            There is actually no queen or king of Iceland. There is a president and he is an old atheist communist and still according to Luther the worldly leader is the headd of the Lutherian Church. Hmmm how can the Icelandic Church have an atheist leader. That must be the work of the devil himself

            The prophecy is being fulfilled. Praise Jesus!

            I would also start praying that the Ash will not go the other direction and blow over USA because I believe there are many Europeans praying that now.

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            • Re: God Hates Iceland!

              Originally posted by Greening View Post
              I would also start praying that the Ash will not go the other direction and blow over USA because I believe there are many Europeans praying that now.
              Might be. But God only hears the prayers of the True Christians(tm), who are very scarce in Europe. That's why their prayers likely won't work the way our prayers did.
              Sweet Lord Jesus,
              I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
              Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
              Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
              Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
              Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
              Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
              Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

              Amen.

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              • Re: God Hates Iceland!

                Originally posted by Greening View Post
                What criteria must a country fulfil so it can be called a country? I do admit that USA is the most powerful country in the world today. Iceland is just a small country in the middle of nowhere but still it was important enough that USA was the first country to recognize its independence in 1944.
                With a laughing fit, if I remember correctly.

                There is a president and he is an old atheist communist and still according to Luther the worldly leader is the headd of the Lutherian Church. Hmmm how can the Icelandic Church have an atheist leader. That must be the work of the devil himself
                Well said. Nothing to disagree with there.

                I would also start praying that the Ash will not go the other direction and blow over USA because I believe there are many Europeans praying that now.
                The atmospheric currents travel east across the Atlantic, not west. Read a book.

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                • Re: God Hates Iceland!

                  The atmospheric currents travel east across the Atlantic, not west. Read a book.
                  Actually there is a jet stream that is moving the air east across the Atlantic, that jet stream moves north and south every day a litlle bit, ever changing. Sometimes he is aroung 64°N like now and the wind over Iceland is blown to the East but if he is further south then the wind over Iceland can be in westerly direction because wind systems are circles. But it is true that it is more common that they are in easterly direction overall in the Atlantic, but no reason to be rude about it

                  Can I ask you guys one thing? Is the True Christians the only one that are safe? What makes a person true Christian?

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                  • Re: God Hates Iceland!

                    Originally posted by Greening View Post
                    Can I ask you guys one thing? Is the True Christians the only one that are safe? What makes a person true Christian?
                    This is finally a useful question. God's Simple Plan of Salvation™ is detailed here. Furthermore, True Christians™ indeed are the only ones that are Saved™, as you need to believe in God and be baptized:

                    Acts 16:29-33:
                    Then he called for a light, and sprang in, and came trembling, and fell down before Paul and Silas, And brought them out, and said, Sirs, what must I do to be saved?
                    And they said, Believe on the Lord Jesus Christ, and thou shalt be saved, and thy house. And they spake unto him the word of the Lord, and to all that were in his house.
                    And he took them the same hour of the night, and washed their stripes; and was baptized, he and all his, straightway.

                    Read here more about how people go to Hell.
                    Sweet Lord Jesus,
                    I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
                    Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
                    Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
                    Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
                    Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
                    Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
                    Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

                    Amen.

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                    • Re: God Hates Iceland!

                      Originally posted by Greening View Post
                      Can I ask you guys one thing? What makes a person true Christian?
                      Reading, believing and following every last word of this:



                      KJV version only.

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                      • Re: God Hates Iceland!

                        as you need to believe in God and be baptized:
                        Ok, I believe in God and I have been babtized. Am I saved?

                        But I do not believe in man (or women) taking the word of God and using it for their own agenda, good or bad as the agend may be. To me there is way too much of that going on in the world. People using the true word of God for evil deeds.

                        Then again, should I listen to the teaching of others or read the Bible myself? Should I use the King James version or go to the original tests of Hebrew (or Aramic)?

                        How should I choose between the scriptures when there are sometimes different teachings:

                        Kings I 2:8
                        And, behold, thou hast with thee Shimei the son of Gera, a Benjamite of Bahurim, which cursed me with a grievous curse in the day when I went to Mahanaim: but he came down to meet me at Jordan, and I sware to him by the LORD, saying, I will not put thee to death with the sword. (KJV)

                        Hebrews 2:2
                        For if the word spoken by angels was stedfast, and every transgression and disobedience received a just recompense of reward; (KJV)

                        How can a mere human choose what to do?

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                        • Re: God Hates Iceland!

                          Originally posted by Greening View Post
                          Ok, I believe in God and I have been babtized.
                          I have consulted the records at Landover, you have not been baptized.
                          Am I saved?
                          Baptism is not essential to Salvation, however, a sincere belief in Christ and an undertaking to follow His ways is – so the short answer is, “No.”
                          Should I use the King James version or go to the original tests of Hebrew (or Aramaic)?
                          KJV1611 is God’s final edition, fully proof read and accurate, of His Word.


                          Landover Baptist Faith and Message statement

                          "The Holy Bible, KJV1611, was written by men divinely inspired and is God's revelation of Himself to man. It is a perfect treasure of divine instruction. It has God for its author, salvation for its end, and truth, without any mixture of error, for its matter. Therefore, all Scripture therein is totally true and trustworthy.”
                          How should I choose between the scriptures when there are sometimes different teachings?
                          There are no difference in teachings in the Bible.
                          Kings I 2:8
                          And, behold, thou hast with thee Shimei the son of Gera, a Benjamite of Bahurim, which cursed me with a grievous curse in the day when I went to Mahanaim: but he came down to meet me at Jordan, and I sware to him by the LORD, saying, I will not put thee to death with the sword. (KJV)
                          This verse was spoken by King David and offered Shimei mercy on condition that Shimei was placed under house arrest in Jerusalem.

                          However,
                          we read

                          1Ki:2:40: And Shimei arose, and saddled his ass, and went to Gath to Achish to seek his servants: and Shimei went, and brought his servants from Gath.

                          He therefore disobeyed the King, broke his promise to remain under house arrest and it was for this that he was put to death.
                          Hebrews 2:2
                          For if the word spoken by angels was stedfast, and every transgression and disobedience received a just recompense of reward; (KJV)
                          So we now see that Shimei’s transgression received its just recompense of reward.
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                          “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                          Author of such illuminating essays as,
                          Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                          • Re: God Hates Iceland!

                            Why won't Obummer just invade and occupy Iceland to keep them from obstructing airline travel? I'll tell you why--- because he's too busy advancing the Homersexural Agenda(tm) to do the manly thing and invade!!!

                            Lord! I can't wait until January 20, 2013, when Sarah takes the oath and begins to rehabilitate this nation!!!

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                            • Re: God Hates Iceland!

                              I have consulted the records at Landover, you have not been baptized. Baptism is not essential to Salvation, however, a sincere belief in Christ and an undertaking to follow His ways is – so the short answer is,
                              Thank you for that, I'm not an Babptist, thats true but I was Babptised as a Lutherian when I was a child, that was my meaning, sorry to create a confusion.

                              In short, only Babptist are saved or those who believe and follow the teachings of God?


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                              • Re: God Hates Iceland!

                                Lutherans are false Christians. I'm sorry to say you aren't Saved by a long shot. Take a look at THIS.
                                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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