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  • #796
    Re: The PRESIDENT Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

    “If Jesus Christ gets down off the cross and told me Trump is with Russia, I would tell him, 'Hold on a second. I need to check with the president if it's true,’” said Mark Lee, one of six Trump voters to appear on a CNN panel Monday morning.

    This is precisely the kind of loyalty that a Great Man inspires. It's precisely the kind of loyalty that we see here towards our dear pastor Zeke at Landover Baptist Church.

    I for one appreciate the kind of loyalty that isn't burdened by forces that demand political correctness, copious logs of data, or even regular old common sense. It's the kind of loyalty that the Christian Faith is founded on, and the kind of loyalty that will make America Great Again.
    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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    • #797
      Re: The PRESIDENT Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

      Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
      Oh, I see Dorito Mussolini has now pledged one meeeeelllion of his own money to help victims of Harvey.

      This is a guy who claims to be worth over $4 billion.


      So, say I have $1000, and I give you a quarter because your now-homeless family hasn't eaten a warm meal in a couple of weeks. No, not a quarter of $1000 (being $250), but 25 actual cents (same ratio of 4 billion to 1 million).


      Would you be fawning over me, declaring you my hero, my savior, my BFF? Probably not.


      But then, I'd have Faux News there to point out how ungrateful you scum are.




      why is this person labled as atheist dick or something like that? he doesnt agree with trumps politics. what does politics have to do with believing in god? is trump in the bible and worshiped or something? because as far as i know, he isnt. he doesnt deserve to be either.

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      • #798
        Re: The PRESIDENT Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

        Originally posted by Brother Gonzalez View Post
        So if you were a victim, would you prefer a million bucks from Donald or condolences from Bernie Sanders? Cause I don't see him putting any money.


        is bernie sanders as rich as trump?

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        • #799
          Re: The PRESIDENT Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

          Originally posted by Shesmycherrypie View Post
          why is this person labled as atheist dick or something like that?
          Because he is a hellbound atheist dick. Read more of his posts for proof.

          he doesnt agree with trumps politics. what does politics have to do with believing in god? is trump in the bible and worshiped or something? because as far as i know, he isnt. he doesnt deserve to be either.
          I am confused. What any of that has anything to do with that Didymus guy being an atheist dick?
          God created fossils to test our faith.

          * * *

          My favorite LBC sermons:
          True Christians are Perfect!
          True Christian™ Love.
          Salvation™ made Easy!
          You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
          Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
          Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
           Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
          Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
          The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
          Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
          God HATES Rational Thinking!
          True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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          • #800
            Re: The PRESIDENT Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

            Thank you President Trump for making travel safe again!


            https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/948195478428102657



            Commercial aviation passenger deaths under President Trump...0


            Commercial aviation passenger deaths under Obama.... Over 500...I am too sickened to continue the count
            58 If thou wilt not observe to do all the words of this law that are written in this book, that thou mayest fear this glorious and fearful name, THE LORD THY GOD; 59 Then the LORD will make thy plagues wonderful, and the plagues of thy seed, even great plagues, and of long continuance, and sore sicknesses, and of long continuance. 60 Moreover he will bring upon thee all the diseases of Egypt, which thou wast afraid of; and they shall cleave unto thee. 61 Also every sickness, and every plague, which is not written in the book of this law, them will the LORD bringk upon thee, until thou be destroyed.


            Deuteronomy 28: 58- 61

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            • #801
              Re: The PRESIDENT Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

              Originally posted by Daisy Mae Johnson View Post
              I The Donald because he is strong, authoritative and blonde - like !
              <<<an oversized picture of the guy who has the SMALLER nuclear button removed by moderator>>>
              Last edited by Basilissa; 01-03-2018, 05:27 PM. Reason: This is a thread dedicated to praising President Trump, dear

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              • #802
                Re: The PRESIDENT Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

                I think we should all take a minute to thank that the man who is in charge of the most powerful country on Earth was able to take time off his busy golfing schedule to tweet this ( to original source)



                Oh YES! Trump has the biggest hands, the biggest hair, the biggest crowds, and also the biggest nuclear button!
                It is quite amazing that he managed to continue be as humble as always through all of this. Anyone else in his position would have an oversized ego at this point.
                God created fossils to test our faith.

                * * *

                My favorite LBC sermons:
                True Christians are Perfect!
                True Christian™ Love.
                Salvation™ made Easy!
                You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                 Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                God HATES Rational Thinking!
                True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                • #803
                  Re: The PRESIDENT Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

                  Ever supporting those who support him first, President Trump rolls into the White House Press Room in Video Form, perhaps as a shout out to the FCC? I don't know. He was about 150 feet away, but in any case I think this is the kind of forward thinking we've come to expect from a Great Leader! Really, brilliant approach! Sloppy Steve never could have come up with this!

                  Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                  • #804
                    Re: The PRESIDENT Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

                    Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                    Ever supporting those who support him first, President Trump rolls into the White House Press Room in Video Form, perhaps as a shout out to the FCC? I don't know. He was about 150 feet away, but in any case I think this is the kind of forward thinking we've come to expect from a Great Leader! Really, brilliant approach! Sloppy Steve never could have come up with this!
                    The LIEberals are always fond of talking about Roosevelt and his "fireside chats" back when everyone had one of those new Marconi wireless sets in their homes. Now that Trump is on the forefront of adapting new technology, suddenly they rise to criticize it - they just weren’t ready for covfefe. One must ask who truly is the "progressive".

                    It's worth noting those "fireside chats" - they'll put you to sleep.

                    Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
                    brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
                    ...and get off my lawn
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                    • #805
                      Re: The PRESIDENT Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

                      Everyone knows that Roosevelt was a defective human who couldn't even walk the short distance from the Oval Office to the Pressroom. The difference is that Trump could probably do it if he wanted to, or use taxpayer money to make a golf cart track. Totally in control, definitely not hiding in Maralago or somewhere far away.
                      If I have seen further, it is by standing on the heads of others.

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                      • #806
                        Re: The PRESIDENT Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

                        President Trump has settled the issue once and for all! The world can no longer deny he's a very stable genius and, like, really smart.






                        Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                        • #807
                          Re: The PRESIDENT Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

                          Indeed, Sister Mary - only a genius can be smart enough to correctly assess that he is a genius!
                          God created fossils to test our faith.

                          * * *

                          My favorite LBC sermons:
                          True Christians are Perfect!
                          True Christian™ Love.
                          Salvation™ made Easy!
                          You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                          Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                          Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                           Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                          Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                          The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                          Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                          God HATES Rational Thinking!
                          True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                          • #808
                            Re: The PRESIDENT Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

                            I love the fact that he so often reassures us of his stability. So few people make the effort to assert their sanity, leaving others to guess which way the wind blows regarding whether they are weirdos or not.

                            With Trump, you don't have to guess, because he is so adamantly certain that he is completely sane that he is willing to go a little nuts just to make his point. You know that saying about being "crazy like a fox"? Well, President Trump is sane like a rock-- or is that the metaphor for smartness? I get confused.
                            His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

                            Guns For God and the Economy

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                            • #809
                              Re: The PRESIDENT Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

                              In John 14:6 Jesus said, "I am the way..."

                              Who was in a better position to know His calling and powers than Jesus Himself. President Trump is in the same circumstances. He needs to let the public know who he is and what qualities God has given him.
                              Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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                              • #810
                                Re: The PRESIDENT Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

                                Originally posted by handmaiden View Post
                                With Trump, you don't have to guess
                                So true, sister, and Amen! With all the hullabaloo about this administration's supposed lack of transparency, who else has been so forthcoming about his thoughts, intents, and motivations? From letting us know he fired James Comey because of Comey's flub-up of the Russia Thing to letting us know he's on to Obama's paranoid wiretapping of the Trump Tower to letting us know he's like, very smart precisely because he went to "the best colleges, or college," President Trump simply doesn't hide anything! No guessing necessary!
                                Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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