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Feminist hysteria to blame for terror, crime, debt, traffic, etc.
Women's lib is to blame for every problem today: Terrorism, debt, crime, the fall of western civilization, and even traffic. Bear with me:
Women have two seemingly conflicting but equally destrutive impulses: their sexual urge to get impregnated by thugs, and their motherly urges to turn everything they control into a nursery.
Crime: women intellectually know that decent men are better husbands, but sexually they are only attracted to thugs. (They get wiser once they're in their 30s, but who wants to have sex with an old hag?) Though some men have managed to have just enough thuggish attributes to be sexy, without going all the way overboard into criminality, this is a tight-rope most can't manage. Your average man has a stark choice between a life of crime or a life of virginity. Notice how the sexual revolution was instantly followed by an explosion in the crime rate. Now that fathers have no say in who their daughter sleeps with, thuggery and barbarism is mandatory for hetrosexual men. Rome fell to foreign barbarians, thanks to women's lib we are manufacturing our own barbarian invasion from within. Keep those dark ages "cumming", ladies.
Solution: Bring back arranged marriage. If dad doesn't like him, he doesn't court you, period. Who knows more about identifying good men: an actual man, with 40-50 years of wisdom, or some hysterical teenager floating in a chemical disaster area of hormones?
Illegal Aliens: Women, who vote with their cooters, love swarthy lovers. They have a cliche: "tall, dark, and handsome". They love being whistled at by latinos, hissed at by Italians, and gangeraped by africans. Before women's lib, immigrants came from Europe. Sure, there were lots of Italians, but that's okay because they're so bad at fighting they were never a threat. But now with women's lib immigrants have to come from the swarthy, rapey parts of the world, with the resulting destruction of Western Civilization. All of which women find sexy.
Solution: send them back to rapeland, with their AIDS-infected white sluts. Our lawns can be mowed just as well by Japanese men.
Divorce: pretty obvious here. An event that traumatizes more kids than war and rape combined.
Solution: punish feminists the way we punish pedophiles.
Terrorism: Young women love terrorists because they're thugs from the swarthy, rapey parts of the world. Meanwhile older women help terrorism by expecting our security and military to behave as if they're opperating in a kindergarten during naptime. "Oh no, don't waterboard, who will mop up afterwards?" And they cripple our ability to recruit by creating a generation of neutered boys who have never played a game about guns, and can't even go outside for fear of grasstains. And they all have allergies, because mom insisted on them being so clean that now their immune systems can't tell bubonic plague from a peanut.
Solution: mothers raise girls, boys are to be put outside and left to raise themselves.
Debt: governments are going bankrupt, because of nanny state spending by women whose only financial experience is buying endless shoes with their husband's credit card. The fact that we're still fighting wars that a pre-woman's lib army would have won in less than 3 years is also bankrupting us. (American won WW1 in about 1 year, WW2 in less than 4, Korea in about 3...Then women's lib showed up and we got 9 years in Nam, 7 years in Iraq, 10 years and counting in Afganistan....We could have just nuked them but "oh no, radiation means icky cockroaches, ew icky icky...")
Solution: woman can vote or buy shoes, but they have to choose one because they can't have both.
Traffic: women tie up traffic due to their terrible driving, excretable navigation (they're so absentminded they often drive to the wrong destination), and endless shoe-shopping expeditions. If you care about pollution, they are also to blame for most of this. All those shoes and jewelery and so on pollutes while being manufactured and after being thrown out due to fashion changes. Also, most things men buy are to impress women. If men actually did run the economy, the only things produced would be beer and titties. Beer is just water and plants, and silicone is just sand. Those are renewable (and if we run about of sand due to the massive amount of boobage, well, that's a problem I'd love to have to deal with).
Solution: keep her in the kitchen barefoot and pregnant. Or at least barefoot. And bring back arranged marriage, so I don't have to buy some stupid car just to get an effing date.
Women have two seemingly conflicting but equally destrutive impulses: their sexual urge to get impregnated by thugs, and their motherly urges to turn everything they control into a nursery.
Crime: women intellectually know that decent men are better husbands, but sexually they are only attracted to thugs. (They get wiser once they're in their 30s, but who wants to have sex with an old hag?) Though some men have managed to have just enough thuggish attributes to be sexy, without going all the way overboard into criminality, this is a tight-rope most can't manage. Your average man has a stark choice between a life of crime or a life of virginity. Notice how the sexual revolution was instantly followed by an explosion in the crime rate. Now that fathers have no say in who their daughter sleeps with, thuggery and barbarism is mandatory for hetrosexual men. Rome fell to foreign barbarians, thanks to women's lib we are manufacturing our own barbarian invasion from within. Keep those dark ages "cumming", ladies.
Solution: Bring back arranged marriage. If dad doesn't like him, he doesn't court you, period. Who knows more about identifying good men: an actual man, with 40-50 years of wisdom, or some hysterical teenager floating in a chemical disaster area of hormones?
Illegal Aliens: Women, who vote with their cooters, love swarthy lovers. They have a cliche: "tall, dark, and handsome". They love being whistled at by latinos, hissed at by Italians, and gangeraped by africans. Before women's lib, immigrants came from Europe. Sure, there were lots of Italians, but that's okay because they're so bad at fighting they were never a threat. But now with women's lib immigrants have to come from the swarthy, rapey parts of the world, with the resulting destruction of Western Civilization. All of which women find sexy.
Solution: send them back to rapeland, with their AIDS-infected white sluts. Our lawns can be mowed just as well by Japanese men.
Divorce: pretty obvious here. An event that traumatizes more kids than war and rape combined.
Solution: punish feminists the way we punish pedophiles.
Terrorism: Young women love terrorists because they're thugs from the swarthy, rapey parts of the world. Meanwhile older women help terrorism by expecting our security and military to behave as if they're opperating in a kindergarten during naptime. "Oh no, don't waterboard, who will mop up afterwards?" And they cripple our ability to recruit by creating a generation of neutered boys who have never played a game about guns, and can't even go outside for fear of grasstains. And they all have allergies, because mom insisted on them being so clean that now their immune systems can't tell bubonic plague from a peanut.
Solution: mothers raise girls, boys are to be put outside and left to raise themselves.
Debt: governments are going bankrupt, because of nanny state spending by women whose only financial experience is buying endless shoes with their husband's credit card. The fact that we're still fighting wars that a pre-woman's lib army would have won in less than 3 years is also bankrupting us. (American won WW1 in about 1 year, WW2 in less than 4, Korea in about 3...Then women's lib showed up and we got 9 years in Nam, 7 years in Iraq, 10 years and counting in Afganistan....We could have just nuked them but "oh no, radiation means icky cockroaches, ew icky icky...")
Solution: woman can vote or buy shoes, but they have to choose one because they can't have both.
Traffic: women tie up traffic due to their terrible driving, excretable navigation (they're so absentminded they often drive to the wrong destination), and endless shoe-shopping expeditions. If you care about pollution, they are also to blame for most of this. All those shoes and jewelery and so on pollutes while being manufactured and after being thrown out due to fashion changes. Also, most things men buy are to impress women. If men actually did run the economy, the only things produced would be beer and titties. Beer is just water and plants, and silicone is just sand. Those are renewable (and if we run about of sand due to the massive amount of boobage, well, that's a problem I'd love to have to deal with).
Solution: keep her in the kitchen barefoot and pregnant. Or at least barefoot. And bring back arranged marriage, so I don't have to buy some stupid car just to get an effing date.
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