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Angry Birds is a Finnish "game" which originated on Steve Jobs' gayPhone. It is now spreading like a cancer to other devices. Never in my 50 years on the web have I met such horror. There can be no doubt that everyone who plays Angry Birds will end up in Hell! Thanks go to Brother John Creeser for bringing this great horror to my attention.
The pigs looking like Nazi's is no coincidence!
A SEX Training Game!
Angry Birds is played by slowly moving your finger over the surface of your phone. As the game progresses you need to move your finger over the surface faster and faster. When the game progresses even more you also have to touch a certain spot over and over to get your reward. Those who have, reluctantly, studied the ways of sluts, whores and harlots will recognize female masturbation here! That's right! The best way to play Angry Birds is also the best way to make a women climax! So Angry Birds is training both men and women in how to get a women to orgasm! And as we all know only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms! God clearly disapproves of masturbation! Matthew 5:28 "But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart."
This is not why God gave us fingers!
A direct attack on Jesus Christ!
Once more and more people got seduced by Angry Birds the gay sex orgy fanatics at Rovio launched a new version of the game directly attacking Jesus Christ! God will smite all those who played this anti-Christ version of Angry Birds! 2nd Chronicles 15:13 "That whosoever would not seek the LORD God of Israel should be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman."
Mocking Jesus Christ on His own birthday!
Hardcore Costume SEX!
Not only does Angry Birds teach people to fornicate like rabbits, a lot of really really sick people have sex while wearing Angry Birds costumes and driving Angry Birds cars! And we all know, furries are the love child of Satan and anime! God doesn't like this! Exodus 22:19 "Whosoever lieth with a beast shall surely be put to death."
Furry sex freaks love having sex wearing Angry Birds costumes!
DESTROYING America!
It is no coincidence that our economy started tanking at exactly the same moment Angry Birds was released. Our deficit has tripled due to the horror that is Angry Birds! Once we used to be a nation of productive people kicking ass in the global economy. Now we get crushed by the Chinese who don't like Angry Birds because it reminds them of their beloved Peking Duck. So while Americans are wasting their lives playing Angry Birds, China is obliterating our economy! God is not pleased about Angry Birds making America lazy! Proverbs 12:24 "The hand of the diligent will rule, But the lazy man will be put to forced labor."
Angry Bird is very bad for America's piggy banks!
The pigs looking like Nazi's is no coincidence!
A SEX Training Game!
Angry Birds is played by slowly moving your finger over the surface of your phone. As the game progresses you need to move your finger over the surface faster and faster. When the game progresses even more you also have to touch a certain spot over and over to get your reward. Those who have, reluctantly, studied the ways of sluts, whores and harlots will recognize female masturbation here! That's right! The best way to play Angry Birds is also the best way to make a women climax! So Angry Birds is training both men and women in how to get a women to orgasm! And as we all know only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms! God clearly disapproves of masturbation! Matthew 5:28 "But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart."
This is not why God gave us fingers!
A direct attack on Jesus Christ!
Once more and more people got seduced by Angry Birds the gay sex orgy fanatics at Rovio launched a new version of the game directly attacking Jesus Christ! God will smite all those who played this anti-Christ version of Angry Birds! 2nd Chronicles 15:13 "That whosoever would not seek the LORD God of Israel should be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman."
Mocking Jesus Christ on His own birthday!
Hardcore Costume SEX!
Not only does Angry Birds teach people to fornicate like rabbits, a lot of really really sick people have sex while wearing Angry Birds costumes and driving Angry Birds cars! And we all know, furries are the love child of Satan and anime! God doesn't like this! Exodus 22:19 "Whosoever lieth with a beast shall surely be put to death."
Furry sex freaks love having sex wearing Angry Birds costumes!
DESTROYING America!
It is no coincidence that our economy started tanking at exactly the same moment Angry Birds was released. Our deficit has tripled due to the horror that is Angry Birds! Once we used to be a nation of productive people kicking ass in the global economy. Now we get crushed by the Chinese who don't like Angry Birds because it reminds them of their beloved Peking Duck. So while Americans are wasting their lives playing Angry Birds, China is obliterating our economy! God is not pleased about Angry Birds making America lazy! Proverbs 12:24 "The hand of the diligent will rule, But the lazy man will be put to forced labor."
Angry Bird is very bad for America's piggy banks!
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