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  • James Hutchins
    True Christian™
    Just a Regular Nice Guy
     
    • Jun 2009
    • 29453
    #1

    Happy Birthday Talitha !!!

    Happy Birthday Kind and caring Talitha.
    I got that case of bull whips you had been talking about. I'll send the boy along with it later today.
    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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    • Daisy Mae Johnson
      The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
      Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
      aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 15708
      #2
      Re: Happy Birthday Talitha !!!

      BLESSING TO ONE OF
      GOD'S FAVORITE
      GIRLS ON HER
      BIRTHDAY!






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        • Mary Etheldreda
          Gushing for Jesus
           
          • Sep 2011
          • 23775
          #3
          Re: Happy Birthday Talitha !!!

          Oh Daisy May that is such a beautiful pin! Sister Talitha will look just radiant wearing that!

          Happy Birthday Talitha!
          Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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            • Jack O'fagan
              With faith as immovable as the Earth
              True Christian™
              • Feb 2011
              • 4836
              #4
              Re: Happy Birthday Talitha !!!

              Happy Birthday Talitha!

              One more year of saving souls for Jesus

              YIC

              Jack
              Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

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              I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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                • Redeemed Papist
                  Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
                  True Christian™
                  • Jul 2011
                  • 10409
                  #5
                  Re: Happy Birthday Talitha !!!


                  Happy birthday!
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                  Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                  John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                  Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                  The truth about volcanos
                  Sex and debauchery in public schools
                  Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                  God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                  Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                    • Capt. Aaron Portway
                      One of the Lord's Airborne Rangers
                      Salvation from Above
                      God's Favorite Pilot™
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2008
                      • 6309
                      #6
                      Re: Happy Birthday Talitha !!!

                      Sister, you are one woman whose opinion I very nearly respect. Happy birthday.
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                      Winging our Way Across the World for The Lord!



                      God Bless John Boehner and God Bless the Grand Old Party!



                      Barack Hussein Obama is not My President!!!

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                        • Pastor Ezekiel
                          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                           
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 78556
                          #7
                          Re: Happy Birthday Talitha !!!

                          Happy Birthday, sister. I hear you've been busy showing the other girls how to deal with a pie properly. Keep up the good work.
                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                            • Talitha
                              Deaconess
                              Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
                              True Christian™
                              • Jul 2026
                              • 15118
                              #8
                              Re: Happy Birthday Talitha !!!

                              GLORY!!!!!!

                              First of all, I must give thanks to Jesus for allowing me to have one more year of Saving Souls. Praise HIM for not having killed me yet.

                              Thank you all who have given me your good wishes here on God's favorite Forum.
                              To those who chose not to bother............... I KNOW WHO YOU ARE

                              Sister Talitha

                              Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                              HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                              being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41


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                                • John Creeser
                                  Warning: In case of Rapture, this account will be unmanned.
                                   
                                  • Aug 2009
                                  • 7248
                                  #9
                                  Re: Happy Birthday Talitha !!!

                                  Late again!! Sister Talitha, many blessings on your special day. Abigail sends her best wishes as well!!






                                  and wonders if she can get her pie pan back
                                  -Every young man's battle - PORN AND MASTURBATION![/SIZE]
                                  -DISOWN your ATHEIST children - just like this good mother did!!

                                  -FINALLY!! Some rights for the rapists!!
                                  -There is no such thing as animal abuse!!
                                  -Pregnancy through RAPE is a GIFT from God
                                  -Keep the Fags out of the Boy Scouts!!
                                  -WIVES!! Stay in your abusive relationship!

                                  STOP, DROP & ROLL DOESN'T WORK IN HELL!!!!

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                                    • Faith_Machine
                                      Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                                      True Christian™
                                      • Mar 2011
                                      • 10050
                                      #10
                                      Re: Happy Birthday Talitha !!!

                                      A belated Happy Birthday to you, Sister Talitha!

                                      I'm not too good at shopping for women, so I asked my mother what to get you. Based on her advice, I've sent you a pair of these Magnetic Infra-Red Ladies' Briefs.



                                      Apparently they use some type of sophisticated technology to keep your lady parts fertile and working properly, thus ensuring many more years of birthing soldiers for Christ.

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                                        • Levi Jones
                                          Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                                          Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                                          Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                                           
                                          • Jul 2009
                                          • 13930
                                          #11
                                          Re: Happy Birthday Talitha !!!

                                          I have missed so many birthdays here lately.

                                          I wanted to wish sister Talitha a special one. I got you a first edition Atlas Shrugged and The Fountainhead. I know how big a fan of Ayn Rand you are.




                                          It was only $9682!

                                          Sorry I couldn't find that tiger fur 1611 KJV with the cat gut binding you wanted.
                                          Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                                            • Titus Templeton
                                              Director of the German "Holy-caust" Evangelical Crusade
                                              Jesus macht frei
                                              True Christian™
                                              • Aug 2010
                                              • 5912
                                              #12
                                              Re: Happy Birthday Talitha !!!

                                              Hello Happy Birthday!
                                              -The Parable of the white laundry and the black man
                                              -Scientific proof that GAY SEX IS UNHYGIENIC!
                                              -Holocaust Jokes
                                              -Diarrhea: The Va​ginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals
                                              -Anne Frank vs. Adolf Hitler: Who was the worse person?
                                              -10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE!
                                              -5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!
                                              -Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!

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                                                • Rev. M. Rodimer
                                                  Honorary True Christian™
                                                  Forum Member
                                                  • May 2008
                                                  • 13996
                                                  #13
                                                  Re: Happy Birthday Talitha !!!



                                                  Happy Birthday, Sister!

                                                  Do tell, how many Soldiers for the Lord have you birthed? Surely many by now!
                                                  Bible boring? Nonsense!
                                                  Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                                                  You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                                                    • Ezekiel Bathfire
                                                      Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                                                      Christ's Rottweiler
                                                       
                                                      • Jan 2008
                                                      • 22912
                                                      #14
                                                      Re: Happy Birthday Talitha !!!

                                                      A happy birthday to you sister Talitha. I sought inspiration by opening the bible at random: here is the verse: Song:6:11: I went down into the garden of nuts to see the fruits of the valley, and to see whether the vine flourished, and the pomegranates budded.

                                                      God is Mysterious, is He not?
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                                                      “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                                                      Author of such illuminating essays as,
                                                      Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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