Serena Williams is BLACK!!! How did this happen???

[Cranky Old Man]

Brothers, today I made a shocking discovery. While I couldn't care less about tennis and even less about women, it is always heartwarming when Americans crush the rest of the world in some sporting event. It is great to live in a country that shows the rest of the world it's rightful place over and over again. God bless America!

But back to the subject. After hearing of yet another American victory, I made the mistake of searching for this "Serena Williams" person that won "Wimbledon". Some utterly insignificant event that only Europeans seem to care about. It is just like that other event only Europeans seem to find significant, the "Tour de France". Yet another event where Americans proved their utter superiority. One wonders why these Europeans even try.

You will be shocked to see what she looks like:


Yes, my fellow Americans, she is BLACK! Unlike real Americans crushing European's spirit abroad, like Lance Armstrong or even Martina Navrátilová, she is BLACK! I knew things would be going down the drain as soon as Obama stole our elections. But not even in my worst nightmares could I have imagined a BLACK person utterly humiliating America in an sporting event!

How has this happened people? We all know Jesus is white (Revelation 1:14 "His head and his hairs were white like wool, as white as snow; and his eyes were as a flame of fire"). We all know God hates black people (Genesis 9:20–27). We all know God wants all blacks to be castrated. We all know the punishment of a black skin is irreversible (Jeremiah 13:23). We all know God just calls them Niger (Acts 13:1), something the gay liberal left has succeeded in making against the law in our once proud nation.

Like every day Obama is our president, this is a sad sad day.

How does this poor man handle the smell?


Give it a racket, and you no longer see the difference:

[lukasekman]

Re: Serena Williams is BLACK!!! How did this happen???

I have two possible explanations:
1) She have overtanned her skin to satisfy the pro-black movement. While no ordinary solarium can make this, she might have used X-rays, gamma rays or alpha particle bombardments instead of UV-rays.
2) She is actually black. God made blacks to servants, and thus equipped them with the physical strength and endurance needed for long days in the cotton fields.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

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What makes it worse is that if it were not for the media exposure, who knows how long she could have carried on her dirty charade.



YIC

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Serena Williams is BLACK!!! How did this happen???

This is like that whole embarassing Jesse Owens situation back in the 1930's all over again.

Uppitiness has been on the rise ever since!

[Benedict A. Davis]

Re: Serena Williams is BLACK!!! How did this happen???

This is like that whole embarassing Jesse Owens situation back in the 1930's all over again.

Uppitiness has been on the rise ever since!

I see a Nip, a Nazi and a Nigra. Were the coloreds part of that Axis of Evil?

[Titus Templeton]

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Even monkey could play tennis. All you have to do is hit a ball.

[LBC loving Dutchmen]

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Even monkey could play tennis. All you have to do is hit a ball.

And apparently they do:

[Mei Saeki]

Re: Serena Williams is BLACK!!! How did this happen???

Brothers, today I made a shocking discovery. While I couldn't care less about tennis and even less about women, it is always heartwarming when Americans crush the rest of the world in some sporting event. It is great to live in a country that shows the rest of the world it's rightful place over and over again. God bless America!

But back to the subject. After hearing of yet another American victory, I made the mistake of searching for this "Serena Williams" person that won "Wimbledon". Some utterly insignificant event that only Europeans seem to care about. It is just like that other event only Europeans seem to find significant, the "Tour de France". Yet another event where Americans proved their utter superiority. One wonders why these Europeans even try.

You will be shocked to see what she looks like:


Yes, my fellow Americans, she is BLACK! Unlike real Americans crushing European's spirit abroad, like Lance Armstrong or even Martina Navrátilová, she is BLACK! I knew things would be going down the drain as soon as Obama stole our elections. But not even in my worst nightmares could I have imagined a BLACK person utterly humiliating America in an sporting event!

How has this happened people? We all know Jesus is white (Revelation 1:14 "His head and his hairs were white like wool, as white as snow; and his eyes were as a flame of fire"). We all know God hates black people (Genesis 9:20–27). We all know God wants all blacks to be castrated. We all know the punishment of a black skin is irreversible (Jeremiah 13:23). We all know God just calls them Niger (Acts 13:1), something the gay liberal left has succeeded in making against the law in our once proud nation.

Like every day Obama is our president, this is a sad sad day.

How does this poor man handle the smell?


Give it a racket, and you no longer see the difference:

Actually Jesus is black, his name isn't Jesus and the American Negroes are the true people of the bible. The white Jesus that is shown is actually a man named Cesare Borgia, he was set up as Jesus so the blacks could be kept in the dark and would believe that the white man was superior. <<<Porn link removed by moderator>>>

Take a look at that website, I know most of you won't but I hope you do and you're also going to be sending me scriptures and stuff to try to prove me otherwise. Ahayah is on my side and you all are sinners (you can be forgiven if you repent) in his eyes. The bible verse you use to say 'Jesus' is white actually goes like this, "The hair on his head was white like wool, as white as snow, and his eyes were like blazing fire. His feet were like bronze glowing in a furnace, and his voice was like the sound of rushing waters." Only black men have wooly hair, and what color is bronze? BROWN. But I'm not worried, when the Most High sends his son to Earth like he did once before he will get rid of all people who hate him, including you unless you repent. Everything on this website aren't things God cares about, he doesn't care about My Little Pony, Doctor Who, children sucking on their thumbs, people defacating and urinating because it NATURAL, he doesn't care about any of the things you say are sin. He cares about things that are actually sin, such as lying, stealing anything that defies the Ten Commandments. John 14:14 says "If you love me keep my commandments." Which none of you are doing, beating your wives, your children, letting your daughters get raped, etc is NOT following the commandments. Psalms 147: 19 "
He sheweth his word unto Jacob, his statutes and his judgments unto Israel." Israel or Jacob are the African Americans which brings me to an unrelated topic, lol. Africa is named after a Roman white man by the name of Scipio Africanus and America was named after an Italian, Amerigo Vespucci. Africa's original name was Alkebulan which means 'Land of The Blacks' America was originally called 'Arsareth'.

Arsareth or America was originally the so-called Indians after they left Persia, they were taken captive. The Apocrypha states this. The Apocrypha is fourteen books that were removed from the bible, one of the reasons the book of Esther is so short. According to the Apocrypha here is how the so called Indians, Mayans, Aztecs and Mexicans came to America.

APOCRYPHA 2 ESDRAS 13:[40] Those are the ten tribes, which were carried away prisoners out of their own land in the time of Osea the king, whom Salmanasar the king of Assyria led away captive, and he carried them over the waters, and so came they into another land. [41] But they took this counsel among themselves, that they would leave the multitude of the heathen, and go forth into a further country, where never mankind dwelt, [42] That they might there keep their statutes, which they never kept in their own land. [43] And they entered into Euphrates by the narrow places of the river. [44] For the most High then shewed signs for them, and held still the flood, till they were passed over. 2 [45] For through that country there was a great way to go, namely, of a year and a half: and the same region is called Arsareth. [46] Then dwelt they there until the latter time; and now when they shall begin to come, [47] The Highest shall stay the springs of the stream again, that they may go through: therefore sawest thou the multitude with peace. My little rant is done here, feel free to express your opinion and call me a liar, and try to justify against my words! Bye, God bless!

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Serena Williams is BLACK!!! How did this happen???

Cough... Navratilova is a lezbean.

[Basilissa]

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Actually Jesus is black, his name isn't Jesus and the American Negroes are the true people of the bible. The white Jesus that is shown is actually a man named Cesare Borgia, he was set up as Jesus so the blacks could be kept in the dark and would believe that the white man was superior. <<<Porn link removed by moderator>>>

Where in the Bible does it say all that, sweetie?

The bible verse you use to say 'Jesus' is white actually goes like this, "The hair on his head was white like wool, as white as snow, and his eyes were like blazing fire. His feet were like bronze glowing in a furnace, and his voice was like the sound of rushing waters." Only black men have wooly hair, and what color is bronze? BROWN.

It says WHITE as wool, which means it refers to COLOR and not TEXTURE.

But I'm not worried, when the Most High sends his son to Earth like he did once before he will get rid of all people who hate him, including you unless you repent.

Repent for what?

For following God's Word?

he doesn't care about any of the things you say are sin. He cares about things that are actually sin, such as lying, stealing anything that defies the Ten Commandments. John 14:14 says "If you love me keep my commandments."

Newsflash: "all" means much more than just 10 Commandments - it's actually well over 600.

Which none of you are doing, beating your wives, your children, letting your daughters get raped, etc is NOT following the commandments.

And we have been proving you over and over and over again that all we do has Scriptural support.

Africa's original name was Alkebulan which means 'Land of The Blacks' America was originally called 'Arsareth'.

By whom?

(Not by Africans nor American Indians, that I'm sure).

Arsareth or America was originally the so-called Indians after they left Persia, they were taken captive.

Oh, that's a good one, sweetie! Thank you for making me laugh!!

According to the Apocrypha here is how the so called Indians, Mayans, Aztecs and Mexicans came to America.

That's your interpretation.

APOCRYPHA 2 ESDRAS 13:[40] Those are the ten tribes, which were carried away prisoners out of their own land in the time of Osea the king, whom Salmanasar the king of Assyria led away captive, and he carried them over the waters, and so came they into another land. [41] But they took this counsel among themselves, that they would leave the multitude of the heathen, and go forth into a further country, where never mankind dwelt, [42] That they might there keep their statutes, which they never kept in their own land. [43] And they entered into Euphrates by the narrow places of the river. [44] For the most High then shewed signs for them, and held still the flood, till they were passed over. 2 [45] For through that country there was a great way to go, namely, of a year and a half: and the same region is called Arsareth. [46] Then dwelt they there until the latter time; and now when they shall begin to come, [47] The Highest shall stay the springs of the stream again, that they may go through: therefore sawest thou the multitude with peace.

I don't see anything in this text that would suggest that land it's spoken about is on the west side of the Atlantic. Do you?

[Dolores de Barriga]

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which brings me to an unrelated topic, lol. Africa is named after a Roman white man by the name of Scipio Africanus and America was named after an Italian, Amerigo Vespucci.

Hello, Miss Mei. That is an unrelated issue, but since you want to talk about it, here are my comments.

Africa's original name was Alkebulan which means 'Land of The Blacks' America was originally called 'Arsareth'.

In which language - can you at least pinpoint a family of languages? Na-Dené, Uto-Aztecan, Mayan, Quechua...?

Arsareth or America was originally the so-called Indians after they left Persia,

This is a fascinating hypothesis, unfortunately without any archaeological nor linguistic evidence.

According to the Apocrypha here is how the so called Indians, Mayans, Aztecs and Mexicans came to America.

The three civilizations you mention are very late. The original group who came via the Bering Strait, which at the time was all dry due to low sea levels, because a lot of water was still trapped in glaciers - was called the Paleo Indians.

APOCRYPHA 2 ESDRAS 13:[40] Those are the ten tribes, which were carried away prisoners out of their own land in the time of Osea the king, whom Salmanasar the king of Assyria led away captive, and he carried them over the waters, and so came they into another land. [41] But they took this counsel among themselves, that they would leave the multitude of the heathen, and go forth into a further country, where never mankind dwelt, [42] That they might there keep their statutes, which they never kept in their own land. [43] And they entered into Euphrates by the narrow places of the river. [44] For the most High then shewed signs for them, and held still the flood, till they were passed over. 2 [45] For through that country there was a great way to go, namely, of a year and a half: and the same region is called Arsareth.

The only recognizable geographic name in this passage is the Euphrate river. How do you get from Euphrate to the Americas? Don't you think they wouldn't describe the Himalayas or the sea on their way?

[Mei Saeki]

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ON THE EASTERN HEMISPHERE, FROM ONE POINT OF THE HEMISPHERE TO THE FURTHEST POINT, FOR EXAMPLE FROM RUSSIA TO AFRICA, OR CHINA TO AUSTRALIA, OR EVEN AUSTRALIA TO RUSSIA, IT WOULDN'T TAKE A YEAR AND A HALF TO TRAVEL THAT DISTANCE. HOWEVER GOING FROM THE EASTERN HEMISPHERE TO THE WESTERN HEMISPHERE, ESPECIALLY IN ANTIQUITY WITH OUT PLANES AND MODERN TECHNOLOGY, WOULD HAVE TAKEN A YEAR AND A HALF TO CROSS THE ATLANTIC OCEAN. And where is America? And regarding to the wool comment, I said they had wooly hair because the scripture describes Christ with dark skin and most black people have wooly hair. It was called Alkebulan and Arsareth by pretty much everyone living in what is now Africa and around the area. They weren't known by their names now until they were renamed by a Roman and an Italian. The Indians and Mexicans, which are also Aztecs and Mayans whatever you want to call them, were taken captive by the Persians as you can see according to the Apocrypha they decided to leave their captivity and come to a land where mankind never dwelt. Before them anyone who tried to go to America never made it, when they arrived they followed his commandments and then fell astray, God sent Columbus to punish them as Columbus used the Apocrypha to prove to the Queen of Spain that the some of the Tribes of Israel were there.

[Dolores de Barriga]

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ON THE EASTERN HEMISPHERE, FROM ONE POINT OF THE HEMISPHERE TO THE FURTHEST POINT, FOR EXAMPLE FROM RUSSIA TO AFRICA, OR CHINA TO AUSTRALIA, OR EVEN AUSTRALIA TO RUSSIA, IT WOULDN'T TAKE A YEAR AND A HALF TO TRAVEL THAT DISTANCE. HOWEVER GOING FROM THE EASTERN HEMISPHERE TO THE WESTERN HEMISPHERE, ESPECIALLY IN ANTIQUITY WITH OUT PLANES AND MODERN TECHNOLOGY, WOULD HAVE TAKEN A YEAR AND A HALF TO CROSS THE ATLANTIC OCEAN.

Mrs. Saeki, you do not need to shout at me, just give me some actual evidence. I do not bow before bullies, but I do accept convincing evidence, so your current Trump-like behavior doesn't help your cause.

I would be very obliged if you pointed me to data showing a) what type of technology that group of people possessed and b) based on experiments, how long does it take to cross an ocean using that particular technology -- including whether such a feat would have even been possible.

And where is America? And regarding to the wool comment, I said they had wooly hair because the scripture describes Christ with dark skin and most black people have wooly hair.

I believe that Miss Basilissa has proven you wrong in this regard. Why do you insist on rejecting the only existing evidence which states that Jesus even existed -- the Holy Bible?

Just in case you are not very familiar with the use of metaphors in the English language, that passage in question very clearly evokes the color of wool, and not its texture - I mean, it says "white" right there, doesn't it?

It was called Alkebulan and Arsareth by pretty much everyone living in what is now Africa and around the area.

And your evidence for that is...?

They weren't known by their names now until they were renamed by a Roman and an Italian.

As far as I know none of the indigenous groups in the Americas had a single name for the entire continent.

The Indians and Mexicans, which are also Aztecs and Mayans whatever you want to call them,

Oh, so you're racist on top of being clueless!

were taken captive by the Persians as you can see according to the Apocrypha they decided to leave their captivity and come to a land where mankind never dwelt. Before them anyone who tried to go to America never made it, when they arrived they followed his commandments and then fell astray,

What is your evidence for any of these statements? Aside from the passage you quoted, which does not give us any clues as to where that land was located.

Also, how do you deal with the mounds of archaeological and linguistic evidence which shows that the Paleo Indians arrived to the Americas at least 15,000 years ago?

God sent Columbus to punish them

That's a speculation that cannot be proven nor disproved.

as Columbus used the Apocrypha to prove to the Queen of Spain that the some of the Tribes of Israel were there.

Again, I will ask for some actual evidence. Links to peer-reviewed articles on JSTOR will be fine.

[Rev. Waynetta Kerr]

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I have such a crush on Serena. Such a strong woman and an example to us all to overcome the mistaken patriarchy of those early Christians who didn't really understand Jesus properly in the way the less hidebound of us do today. We have so much more insight into what Jesus really meant with the benefit of the last 2000 years.

[Mei Saeki]

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Everyone here is so ignorant and only believes what they want to believe, I won't argue with you at all, I know what I'm saying is true but you don't want to believe because you are white and think you are superior, I only made this account to try to help you all see the light but it's clearly not working and I have kids to take care of instead of wasting my time here. So I'll see you when you're in Hell and I'm in Heaven.