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  • BenchWarmer
    Unsaved trash, Teenaged dope addict
    Under Investigation
    • Oct 2009
    • 11
    #1291
    Re: The "make it worse" game

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post


    Next: False Christians who secretly send True Christian™ Pastors pornographic emails and even cellphone videos of themselves being sodomised, then point fingers that Landover's Church Doctrine is somehow offbase.
    Ouch.

    Next: Pastor Ezekiel being on an Pornographic-Gay video.
    "Even when you move out and suddenly find your folks at the door for a visit, they still try to pull the heavy criticism bag. You can hit 40 years old and that sh*t never changes."
    -DB

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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78552
        #1292
        Re: The "make it worse" game

        Originally posted by BenchWarmer View Post
        Next: Pastor Ezekiel being on an Pornographic-Gay video.
        Are you talking about that Youtube video? That was 100% LIES! I wasn't even there! I didn't even KNOW him. It's been adjudicated already and eradicated too. You shut your mouth! You shut your mouth and go to hell!


        Next: Unsaved trash making up unfounded lies about much-beloved True Christian(tm) Pastors!
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • Rev. M. Rodimer
            Honorary True Christian™
            Forum Member
            • May 2008
            • 13996
            #1293
            Re: The "make it worse" game

            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
            Are you talking about that Youtube video? That was 100% LIES! I wasn't even there! I didn't even KNOW him. It's been adjudicated already and eradicated too. You shut your mouth! You shut your mouth and go to hell!


            Next: Unsaved trash making up unfounded lies about much-beloved True Christian™ Pastors!
            Unsaved Trash attempting to blackmail True Christian(tm) Pastors!

            Next: Finding out your favorite YouTube video has been taken down.
            Bible boring? Nonsense!
            Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
            You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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              • Bobby-Joe
                Landover Security Superviser
                Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 18405
                #1294
                Re: The "make it worse" game

                Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                Unsaved Trash attempting to blackmail True Christian™ Pastors!

                Next: Finding out your favorite YouTube video has been taken down.
                Finding your favorite YouTube video has been taken down and the video maker is being charged with homicide for a mere prank.

                NEXT: You Tube video from an atheist that refutes a creationist arguement using the creationists own words (Like we creationists contradict ourselves )

                Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

                Hot Must ReadThreads!


                Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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                  • Bryan Tamariki
                    Forum Member
                    Forum Member
                    • Aug 2007
                    • 285
                    #1295
                    Re: The "make it worse" game

                    Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                    NEXT: You Tube video from an atheist that refutes a creationist arguement using the creationists own words (Like we creationists contradict ourselves )
                    Finding out that the very same You Tube video is now part of Obama's policy for teaching evilution in schools .

                    Next: Austria - a country so boring that I can't think of TEN interesting things or people that come from there.
                    Joshua 24:15
                    And if it seem evil unto you to serve the LORD, choose you this day whom ye will serve; whether the gods which your fathers served that were on the other side of the flood, or the gods of the Amorites, in whose land ye dwell: but as for me and my house, we will serve the LORD.

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                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                         
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 78552
                        #1296
                        Re: The "make it worse" game

                        Originally posted by Bryan Tamariki View Post
                        Finding out that the very same You Tube video is now part of Obama's policy for teaching evilution in schools .;
                        It is!!??

                        Originally posted by Bryan Tamariki View Post
                        Next: Austria - a country so boring that I can't think of TEN interesting things or people that come from there.
                        Poland: Austria's superior in every way.


                        Next: Michael Jackson's new movie.
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                          • Jennie
                            Forum Member
                            Forum Member
                            • Oct 2009
                            • 17
                            #1297
                            Re: The "make it worse" game

                            Michael Jackson fans swarming and spilling out of cinemas worldwide crying and displaying hysteria of mammoth proportions.



                            Next: A church called The Michael Jackson Temple
                            1 Corinthians 11:3

                            But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.


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                              • Nurse Clampett
                                Jesus's Favorite Nurse
                                Forum Member
                                • Jan 2009
                                • 974
                                #1298
                                Re: The "make it worse" game

                                Originally posted by Jennie View Post


                                Next: A church called The Michael Jackson Temple
                                The fate of alter boys in said church.
                                Next: Finding a fingernail you didn't order in your lo-mein.
                                Luke 5:31
                                And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick

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                                  • Meek and Humble
                                    Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                                    Biblical Black Belt
                                    Jr. Pastor
                                    True Christian™
                                    • Dec 2008
                                    • 6197
                                    #1299
                                    Re: The "make it worse" game

                                    Ordering from a restaurant that serves lo-mein.

                                    Next: sushi

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                                      • Larry Lee
                                        Predestinated Servant of Jesus Christ by the Will of God
                                        True Christian™ Theologian
                                        True Christian™
                                        • Sep 2006
                                        • 4464
                                        #1300
                                        Re: The "make it worse" game

                                        Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                                        Next: sushi
                                        ikizukuri

                                        Next: Mercury poisoning
                                        sigpic

                                        I loved Newt before Newt was invincible

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                                          • Pastor Ezekiel
                                            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                             
                                            • Sep 2006
                                            • 78552
                                            #1301
                                            Re: The "make it worse" game

                                            Originally posted by Larry Lee View Post
                                            Next: Mercury poisoning
                                            Freddy Mercury returns as an AIDS zombie!


                                            Next: The eyesore of trees that got "TP'ed" on Halloween night.
                                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                              • Brother Enoch
                                                The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
                                                True Christian™
                                                • Jun 2008
                                                • 4392
                                                #1302
                                                Re: The "make it worse" game

                                                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post

                                                Next: The eyesore of trees that got "TP'ed" on Halloween night.
                                                The TP is used!

                                                A mooselimb is elected President!

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                                                  • Meek and Humble
                                                    Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                                                    Biblical Black Belt
                                                    Jr. Pastor
                                                    True Christian™
                                                    • Dec 2008
                                                    • 6197
                                                    #1303
                                                    Re: The "make it worse" game

                                                    A Kenyan mooselimb with the middle name Hussein is elected President...

                                                    Next: gluttony

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                                                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                                                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                                         
                                                        • Sep 2006
                                                        • 78552
                                                        #1304
                                                        Re: The "make it worse" game

                                                        Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                                                        Next: gluttony
                                                        Muttony!

                                                        New Zealand sheep botherers.
                                                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                                          • Bryan Tamariki
                                                            Forum Member
                                                            Forum Member
                                                            • Aug 2007
                                                            • 285
                                                            #1305
                                                            Re: The "make it worse" game

                                                            "Prime Australian Beef" = kangaroo meat .

                                                            Next: Dingos.
                                                            Joshua 24:15
                                                            And if it seem evil unto you to serve the LORD, choose you this day whom ye will serve; whether the gods which your fathers served that were on the other side of the flood, or the gods of the Amorites, in whose land ye dwell: but as for me and my house, we will serve the LORD.

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