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  • FoundGirlJNB
    Found Sheep
    Forum Member
    • Sep 2009
    • 351
    #1201
    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    False. My life is an open book.


    The person under me is excited about the death and destruction Jesus has wrought upon the ornamental islanders over the past week. Shout GLORY!!
    False (but it is a tricky one). My daddy's Island is not far from there and we are terrified that it may be hit by nature!!!

    The person under me visits China-Town regularly!
    Psalm 1:5 Therefore the wicked will not stand in the judgement, nor sinners in the assembly of the righteous.

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      • SayvedByTheLord
        Sinner Who Has Found the Truth©
        True Christian™
        • May 2007
        • 3151
        #1202
        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

        Originally posted by LostGirlNY View Post
        False (but it is a tricky one). My daddy's Island is not far from there and we are terrified that it may be hit by nature!!!

        The person under me visits China-Town regularly!
        Be cautious with that person young lady, there are antibiotic resistant strains there.


        Leviticus 26:27-29

        27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
        28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
        29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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          • Rev. Jim Osborne
            True Christian™ Televangelist
            Director of Fundraising and Tithing
            On the Look Out for Wife #6!
            True Christian™
            • Jun 2009
            • 8622
            #1203
            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

            Originally posted by LostGirlNY View Post

            The person under me visits China-Town regularly!
            False. We don't have any chinks in Freehold!

            The person under me believes its every patriotic American's right to ignore the gun laws and own a fully-automatic assault rifle.

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              • Bobby-Joe
                Landover Security Superviser
                Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 18405
                #1204
                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
                False. We don't have any chinks in Freehold!

                The person under me believes its every patriotic American's right to ignore the gun laws and own a fully-automatic assault rifle.
                The only law I am aware off is the one in the Constitution about the Right to Bear Arms(r). There is a reason we keep gun racks in our security HUMVEEs; a man can't have too many assualt rifles with him!

                The person under me is giving thanks to God that the International Olympic committee rejected Chicago's bid to host the Olympics. The rest of the world is benign to see what we American TRUE patriots have been saying; the United States is an utter failure worthy of only contempt.

                Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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                  • JennyD
                    Honorary True Christian™
                    Sweet Placid Sister
                    Forum Member
                    • Dec 2007
                    • 9567
                    #1205
                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                    Originally posted by WickedWitch View Post
                    The person below me used to enjoy the company of nerds but can no longer do so because the nerds are all virgins and virgins are too damned tempting.
                    So you admit it, their blood DOES taste better! I KNEW THE STORIES WERE TRUE!
                    The person under me is giving thanks to God that the International Olympic committee rejected Chicago's bid to host the Olympics. The rest of the world is benign to see what we American TRUE patriots have been saying; the United States is an utter failure worthy of only contempt.
                    False, and I'm horrified by your anti-American sentiment! Are you sure you wouldn't like to "Islamize democracy"?

                    The person under me will be quite surprised when Vinnie and I show up for a visit.
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                      • FoundGirlJNB
                        Found Sheep
                        Forum Member
                        • Sep 2009
                        • 351
                        #1206
                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                        Originally posted by JennyD View Post
                        So you admit it, their blood DOES taste better! I KNEW THE STORIES WERE TRUE!
                        False, and I'm horrified by your anti-American sentiment! Are you sure you wouldn't like to "Islamize democracy"?

                        The person under me will be quite surprised when Vinnie and I show up for a visit.
                        True. In fact, I would be shocked, as neither yourself nor Vinnie knows where I live!!

                        The person under me is stalking me!!
                        Psalm 1:5 Therefore the wicked will not stand in the judgement, nor sinners in the assembly of the righteous.

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                          • Pastor Ezekiel
                            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                             
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 78552
                            #1207
                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                            Originally posted by LostGirlNY View Post

                            The person under me is stalking me!!
                            False. I am stalking the demons in you. I want to free you of the unGodly lusts that rule your life.


                            The person under me wishes he was a seaman on a submarine deep in the Pacific helping his Commanding Officer track jap subs.
                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                              • Hank
                                Forum Member
                                Forum Member
                                • Oct 2009
                                • 405
                                #1208
                                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                The person under me wishes he was a seaman on a submarine deep in the Pacific helping his Commanding Officer track jap subs.
                                True if I new how to swim.

                                The person under me can't even shoot a tin can from 5 yards
                                Upon the wicked he shall rain snares, fire and brimstone, and an horrible tempest: this shall be the portion of their cup. (Psalm 11:6)

                                GOD HATES FAGS
                                Romans 1:18-32, 1 Corinthians 6:9-11, 1 Timothy 1:8-11, Jude 7, etc
                                DEATH PENALTY FOR FAGS

                                 WHITE AND PROUD

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                                  • Sungstra
                                    Unsaved trash
                                    • Sep 2009
                                    • 76
                                    #1209
                                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                    False, I actually have a great shot...

                                    The next person believes that censorship is EVIL.

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                                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                         
                                        • Sep 2006
                                        • 78552
                                        #1210
                                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                        Originally posted by Sungstra View Post

                                        The next person believes that censorship is EVIL.
                                        False! God commands us to censor satan and his minions.


                                        The person under me is exhausted from ministering to young nubile sinners all night.
                                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                          • FoundGirlJNB
                                            Found Sheep
                                            Forum Member
                                            • Sep 2009
                                            • 351
                                            #1211
                                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                            False! God commands us to censor satan and his minions.


                                            The person under me is exhausted from ministering to young nubile sinners all night.
                                            False. I'm not that easily exhausted.

                                            Next : The person under me kidnapped Johnnyboy, which explains his recent absence.
                                            Psalm 1:5 Therefore the wicked will not stand in the judgement, nor sinners in the assembly of the righteous.

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                                              • Meek and Humble
                                                Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                                                Biblical Black Belt
                                                Jr. Pastor
                                                True Christian™
                                                • Dec 2008
                                                • 6197
                                                #1212
                                                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                Err..., until further notice, false.

                                                The person under me knows more than they are supposed to!

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                                                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                                                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                                     
                                                    • Sep 2006
                                                    • 78552
                                                    #1213
                                                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                    Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post

                                                    The person under me knows more than they are supposed to!
                                                    False. I know just exactly as much as Jesus wants me to.

                                                    ...Which is sometimes more than I want to know...



                                                    The person under me has a secret addiction to Slim Jims(c).
                                                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                                      • FoundGirlJNB
                                                        Found Sheep
                                                        Forum Member
                                                        • Sep 2009
                                                        • 351
                                                        #1214
                                                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                        False. Slim Jims are not considered one of my addictions...

                                                        The person under me is struggling with some issues of contentment!
                                                        Psalm 1:5 Therefore the wicked will not stand in the judgement, nor sinners in the assembly of the righteous.

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                                                          • Pastor Ezekiel
                                                            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                                             
                                                            • Sep 2006
                                                            • 78552
                                                            #1215
                                                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                            Originally posted by LostGirlNY View Post

                                                            The person under me is struggling with some issues of contentment!
                                                            False. Jesus keeps me satisfied every day in every way.


                                                            The person under me hides Slim Jims(r) around the house so that they will always be at hand in case...that feeling comes along...
                                                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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