[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: I hit my wife for the first time

Okay, I think I can start to see where you got this from except you seem to have completely misunderstood what I wrote. Christ loved the church by dying for her and offering her eternal life, not by suddenly losing his cool and then saying that God made him do it on the internet.

Let me ask you something: Are you a damned papist?

[Mei Saeki]

Re: I hit my wife for the first time

Actually Satan tortured Job, God gave him permission because he knew Job wouldn't turn away from him.

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: I hit my wife for the first time

Actually Satan tortured Job, God gave him permission because he knew Job wouldn't turn away from him.

Isaiah 45:7

7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the Lord do all these things.

[Basilissa]

Re: I hit my wife for the first time

Actually Satan tortured Job, God gave him permission because he knew Job wouldn't turn away from him.

Exactly. Apparently, God was bored and decided to make a bet with the Devil - a bet that He already knew He would win because He knows everything.

The cruel death of the entire Job's family (Job 1:18-19), was just a collateral damage resulting from that innocent play that God was having with the Devil. Besides, afterwards God rewarded Job with more children (Job 42:13-15), so the murder of the first batch was perfectly fine.

[BoiCrusher]

Re: I hit my wife for the first time

Amen Brother, put that *** lame attemts to troll removed *** Hope all this helps.


- Boi Crusher

[DolliMoans]

Re: I hit my wife for the first time

Crusher, is that you? You wouldn't happen to be my Crusher, are you? Just what do you think you're doing, trolling God's Favourite Forum, young man?

[Bubba Buck]

Re: I hit my wife for the first time

If I may Dolli, may I drive your son to Crisis Christian Camp personally out in the woods so he can get reformed and right with God again? I promise he will be a good Christian boy. I'm aware of how old he is and how strong he may be, but if he is causing trouble like this and embarrassing you, I want to take it upon myself to drive him to the help he needs. The camp is nowhere that you need to know. Many bad boys and young male adults are sent there to a remote location to have some sense knocked into them by the almighty hands of God himself. I make frequent trips to drop off the troubled youth that cause trouble on my pig ranch when they should be working for me.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: I hit my wife for the first time

I hesitate as a Mayor in get involved in the personal lives of Freehold citizens.

I do feel some responsibility, however, to at least minimize violence against wives and children. We know this violence can be kept to a minimum by children obeying the parents and wives obeying their husbands. So I encourage wives and children to avoid being injured by taking precautions. Always listen carefully to what is expected of you and follow through accordingly.

I am so grateful you have elected me as your Mayor and hope this bit of advice is helpful.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: I hit my wife for the first time

I hesitate as a Mayor in get involved in the personal lives of Freehold citizens.

I do feel some responsibility, however, to at least minimize violence against wives and children. We know this violence can be kept to a minimum by children obeying the parents and wives obeying their husbands. So I encourage wives and children to avoid being injured by taking precautions. Always listen carefully to what is expected of you and follow through accordingly.

I am so grateful you have elected me as your Mayor and hope this bit of advice is helpful.

Very helpful. I feel like today's culture encourages women to seek "equality" and "empowerment," without realizing these are the devil's buzzwords for Sin. A woman's natural place is beside her husband, serving him and supporting him. I can say on behalf of all women that we genuinely, deeply, feel better when we humbly meet our husband's needs, not when seek after our own pleasures of the flesh.

[Arnie Flenderson]

Re: I hit my wife for the first time

If I may Dolli, may I drive your son to Crisis Christian Camp personally out in the woods so he can get reformed and right with God again? I promise he will be a good Christian boy. I'm aware of how old he is and how strong he may be, but if he is causing trouble like this and embarrassing you, I want to take it upon myself to drive him to the help he needs. The camp is nowhere that you need to know. Many bad boys and young male adults are sent there to a remote location to have some sense knocked into them by the almighty hands of God himself. I make frequent trips to drop off the troubled youth that cause trouble on my pig ranch when they should be working for me.

I would love it if you could take my disgusting sinner-of-a-son to this camp of yours, it seems wonderful. His name is Isaac Flenderson and since I don't have so much time to devote to his education (as I am busy arming the men of Christ in their struggle against the forces of evil.) he has turned out to be a disgusting little Sodomite brat of a child that needs some disciplining. I'm sure he'll consent as long as I tell him he's going to this "ComicCon" he keeps talking about, or whatever Satanic sect he's joined now. I'm so pleased to find a man like you willing to beat him back onto the right path and make him the God-fearing soldier of Christ he was meant to be!

[Diesel Stanford]

Re: I hit my wife for the first time

AMEN! So did I today!

[Bubba Buck]

Re: I hit my wife for the first time

To Arnie, I would definitely be willing to take your son under my wing. I would need you to privately message me pictures of him though to see if he is fit for my needs on my ranch though.

To Diesel, you hit your wife but you haven't really explained why. If it is God's will that you hit your wife then so be it, but if you are hitting your wife to fit in or feel good about yourself, then you have issues my friend.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: I hit my wife for the first time

I have always wondered if I should have physically disciplined my (now) ex-wife more before she (then) left me.

I think on balance I’m glad I did not as she quickly chose to be attracted to the same sex sexualism in a sexualised sexualistic manner.

As she is now far stronger than any normal man and might take it into her lesbiopath brain to assault me. The mighty muscles of the lesbian have a similar musculoskeletal aspect of a chimpanzee or gorilla (and is often used by atheioevolutistcialim advocates to suggest chimps and people are related).

But just because lesbians are a strong as a gorilla does not mean they ARE gorillas: that’s just common sense.

As I’m now in the beginnings of a romantic relationship with Magda I will not make the same mistakes of the past.

I have developed a scheme I call Proactive Discipline

This time is more considered, loving and reasonable: I shall begin Proactive Discipline by lovingly undermining her self esteem by lovingly criticising her when she felt any sense of pride or accomplishment.

My current research on my soon to be wife, Magda (who used to be my house keeper so is accustomed to servility) has indicated that good phrases for Proactive Discipline are: "yeah, but you could have done better, couldn't you?", "did you actually think that was good enough?", "for God's sake, I'll do it shall I?" and "why are you crying?."

You see what you may notice is that they are all questions that ask her to justify her thoughts and actions. A Biblical(KJV1611) beating does not HAVE to be physical: just effective.

That's right: I encourage her to ALWAYS seek my approval for everything she thinks or does, EVER. A great way to do this is to imply at every turn that she is NOTHING without me and that NOBODY BUT ME will ever like her.

I gently imply that other people see her for the shallow empty thing that she is (using a healthy confirmation bias that low confidence people always have) and that hey talk about her and judge her (I do my best to chose personality traits of hers she feels worst about) behind her back: and they laugh at her.

To reduce the chance of hateful outsiders trying to break up our Christian love match I’m leaving subtle hints that she has started taking antidepressants (citalopram 40mg is a good choice as you can say she has an anxiety disorder and well as depression) were her family and friends might find them.

When I (unfortunately) have to speak to her ghastly Polish family I constantly make good hearted excuses for her being so quiet so as to foster the idea that she is greatly disturbed and they will gradually start to withdraw their friendship and support (remember, no one likes a mentalist) from her and doubtless she will soon realise this and she will feel more isolated and lonely than ever.

From here I fully intend to reinforce the idea that NOBODY LOVES HER LIKE I DO. This is very important: I must become the centre of her entire world (I can't stress this enough, I really can't).

Eventually I predict that she will become dependent on me and any unavoidable bruises can be dealt with by keeping her inside by saying "she's having a bad day, she missed her meds...". This should also endear me to her friends and I can monitor any nosy parkers from sticking their beaks where they are not wanted.

Well, I’m going to see how this pans out.

Prayers would be appreciated.

YIC

[BrotherLarry]

Re: I hit my wife for the first time

Dr Niles,


You know I love you deeply, but from one handsome man to another handsome man, are you thinking of your nephew's reaction to this relationship? What if he lies in bed under your careful surveillance, his youthful mind ensnared by the feelings of abandonment he feels each time you and this Magda person embrace in any sort of embracing fashion? Can you live with that, especially in consideration of your profession? You are to heal, not hurt, man!


I'm not calling you selfish, but it just seems to me there are people out here who would be very sad to see you in the arms of a woman. Remember your first wife remains among the living. Don't be an adulterous breeding animal, Lawrence! Think! Think of those who adore you before you make a mistake that might cut you off from the simple pleasures of life.


And whatever you do, don't get any wine.


BrotherLarry

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: I hit my wife for the first time

As I’m now in the beginnings of a romantic relationship with Magda I will not make the same mistakes of the past.

I have developed a scheme I call Proactive Discipline

....

Prayers would be appreciated.

Praying!