[proteastantguy]

Re: Cranky Old Man's VERY important lessons to the ignorant masse

Thank you for your kind words. I wouldn't mind joining Jesus in Heaven though.

And I believe Jesus wouldn't mind it neither.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Cranky Old Man's VERY important lessons to the ignorant masse

May you live long mister COM.

Thank you for your kind words. I wouldn't mind joining Jesus in Heaven though.

[proteastantguy]

Re: Cranky Old Man's VERY important lessons to the ignorant masse

May you live long mister COM.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Cranky Old Man's VERY important lessons to the ignorant masse

I'm reading them as we speak, and both my husband and I think you are a very wise man. Jesus would be proud.

Thank you for your most kind words.

[Hayley]

Re: Cranky Old Man's VERY important lessons to the ignorant masse

"A lifetime of wisdom freely given to all."

Being a 73 year old True Cristian™ I have a lot of very important things to say. To make sure you miss none of it, I collected all my lessons to the ignorant masses here.

Guides

• Cranky Old Man's Easy Guide to MAKING CHILDREN!
• Cranky Old Man's Easy Guide to RAISING CHILDREN!
• Cranky Old Man's Easy Guide to GETTING RID OF CHILDREN!

Life

• WOMEN should NEVER be on the Internet!
• StarCraft II: Gets children raped and promotes gays in the army!
• The TOP 7 ways to go to HELL (and how to avoid them)!
• Why God hates Soccer!
• Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!
• Looking for a high-pressure sprinkler system!
• Man sells kids, like God demands, and gets arrested for it!
• Facebook can DESTROY your soul!
• Toy Story 3 makes children gay! (together with my friend Rev. Jim Osborne)
• Barack Obama, America's WORST disaster ever! (joined article by several True Christians™)
• It doesn't get more stupid than Swedish feminists!
• Is your son in the army? Tell him how to handle gays!
• Totally evil Google wants to replace God!
• List of video games APPROVED BY JESUS!
• Nintendo DS / 3DS: Turns your child into a stupid monkey!
• Jaime Edmondson, Elena Kagan and Kate Norley in lesbian treesome!
• How FAT WOMEN destroyed America and caused global warming!
• Worse than CHILD PORN: LEGO's soul destroying games!
• Microsoft Fable III: Training Center for GAYS and Pollutes Water!
• Rihanna turns children into Satanic Sex Addicts and Steals Our Jobs!
• Why WOMEN Should Never Work! With pictures to explain it to your wife.
• Why WOMEN Should Never Drive! Video proof included.
• Protect your family the Christian way! Get your daughter raped!

Geography

• Why God hates Iceland! (by my friend and mentor Rev. Jim Osborne)
• Why God hates Denmark!
• Why God hates Holland!
• Why God hates Sweden!
• Why God hates Australia!
• Why God hates New Zealand!
• Why God hates Belgium! (by my friend Brother Daniel)
• Why God hates Britain!
• Why God hates Faroe Islands! (by my friend Brother Alex)
• Why God hates France! (by my friend Brother Titus)
• Why God hates India!
• Why God hates Ireland!
• Why God hates Scotland! (by my friend Brother Percy)

Science

• Yet more PROOF that "rape victims" are actually dirty whores (CNN)!
• Start hitting your child with a rod 16 weeks before birth!
• PROOF scientists are liars (The Times)!
• Yet another Climate Gate discovery!
• They went too far this time! True Cristians™ claimed to be stupid!
• Scientists want to turn everyone GAY!
• PROOF: Evolution is total nonsense! You can check it yourself!
• PROOF: Genetics are nonsense. Just look around during sex!
• Scientific PROOF that CONDOMS CAUSE AIDS and pregnancy!

My favorites

• Are you a Woman 18-24? Read this now! (by my friend Rev. Jim Osborne)
• God HATES Rational Thinking! (by my friend True Disciple)
• Hi from Hong Kong (by my friend and main supplier Free Market Fred)

I'm reading them as we speak, and both my husband and I think you are a very wise man. Jesus would be proud.

[Mr Holyfire]

Re: Cranky Old Man's VERY important lessons to the ignorant masse

just stick to your KJV1611 and you should be fine.

Thank you Brother

[proteastantguy]

Re: Cranky Old Man's VERY important lessons to the ignorant masse

Oh wow this is so weird, because I just bet my friend that I couldn't find a website page with complete a list of self-arrogant BULLSHIT plastered all over it. Looks like I owe him 5 bucks.

Well, there is a line between being ignorant, and one knowa what one is talking about.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Cranky Old Man's VERY important lessons to the ignorant masse

Oh wow this is so weird, because I just bet my friend that I couldn't find a website page with complete a list of self-arrogant BULLSHIT plastered all over it. Looks like I owe him 5 bucks.

You found Wikipedia?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Cranky Old Man's VERY important lessons to the ignorant masse

Who says I'm here to mock Jesus? I'm here to mock the people who deserve to be mocked, to mock the self-righteous egotists who use the word of God to make themselves feel important.

I guess we now know you're from 4chan.

And it seems you are the egotist trying to make himself feel important. We just want people to find Jesus and be saved.

[DeadMan89]

Re: Cranky Old Man's VERY important lessons to the ignorant masse

Who says I'm here to mock Jesus? I'm here to mock the people who deserve to be mocked, to mock the self-righteous egotists who use the word of God to make themselves feel important.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Cranky Old Man's VERY important lessons to the ignorant masse

Oh wow this is so weird, because I just bet my friend that I couldn't find a website page with complete a list of self-arrogant BULLSHIT plastered all over it. Looks like I owe him 5 bucks.

Yes, there are many pompous drama queens that come here from 4chan to mock Jesus.

[Master Gordon]

Re: Cranky Old Man's VERY important lessons to the ignorant masse

Cathlick?
I can't even tell if your serious any more..
education here is fine.. much better than usa at any rate..
and our 'ginger' pm probably has more sense than your entire governing body

Please don't embarrass good God fearing Australians like by defending that horrible ginger headed, back stabbing woman. It is embarrassing enough that she is an atheist I am glad I am now doing Gods work in America.

How can anyone take someone who looks like this seriously, she is an abomination unto the Lord our God, and she should be married at home and looking after children:

[DeadMan89]

Re: Cranky Old Man's VERY important lessons to the ignorant masse

Oh wow this is so weird, because I just bet my friend that I couldn't find a website page with complete a list of self-arrogant BULLSHIT plastered all over it. Looks like I owe him 5 bucks.

[proteastantguy]

Re: Cranky Old Man's VERY important lessons to the ignorant masse

Bless you mister COM you are truly a wise old msn.

[Benedict A. Davis]

Re: Cranky Old Man's VERY important lessons to the ignorant masse

Impossible, they only allow True Christians™ at Landover University.

As to advice, just stick to your KJV1611 and you should be fine.

Brother COM,
Has the DoF been contacted and informed about this faked Diploma, this might be just the tip of the iceberg of a much larger problem.