[Johnnyboy]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

False. I'm already giving all I can...

The person under me is considering converting their religion.

False. I'm happy with Jesus.

The person below me thinks Isabella Abbey is a witch.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

False. I'm happy with Jesus.

The person below me thinks Isabella Abbey is a witch.

True. She is subtle in her methods, but I see through her. I've noticed she's done a "charm spell" on some of the menfolk here.

The person below me has an endangered species trophy head hanging on the wall in their home or office.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

False. I'm happy with Jesus.

The person below me thinks Isabella Abbey is a witch.

There is nothing to think about in that harlots case Brother, she is a witch! TRUE!

There person below me was injured by an enraged cow at some point in their life.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

There person below me was injured by an enraged cow at some point in their life.

Does being slapped by Rosie O'Donnell count?

[Larry Lee]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

The person below me has an endangered species trophy head hanging on the wall in their home or office.

There person below me was injured by an enraged cow at some point in their life.

Ahem... TRUE and DOUBLE TRUE (more or less) I fought back.

The person under me wouldn't hesitate to chase BTB or Sister Victory around a meadow.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

Ahem... TRUE and DOUBLE TRUE (more or less) I fought back.

The person under me wouldn't hesitate to chase BTB or Sister Victory around a meadow.

False. I can't run more than 100 feet without stopping to catch my breath. Still, I'm doing better ever since I made my exercise video. Before it was only 50 feet.

The person below me calls the police everytime they see a muslim woman with a head scarf.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

False. I can't run more than 100 feet without stopping to catch my breath. Still, I'm doing better ever since I made my exercise video. Before it was only 50 feet.

The person below me calls the police everytime they see a muslim woman with a head scarf.

Yes, they do seem to be rather accident prone from my experience and frequently require the assistance of emergency services.

The person below me posed (tastefully) nude for Christian charity fund raising calender.

[Larry Lee]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

Yes, they do seem to be rather accident prone from my experience and frequently require the assistance of emergency services.

The person below me posed (tastefully) nude for Christian charity fund raising calender.

True. It was tasteful but practically risqué. I took off my suit jacket.

The person under me no longer counsels young women to attend Rev. Jim's Bible study (now that Rev. Jim seems to be forgetting who his true friends are).

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

The person under me no longer counsels young women to attend Rev. Jim's Bible study (now that Rev. Jim seems to be forgetting who his true friends are).

True-ish. I often take young ladies into one of the Ladies of Landover offices for some personal one-on-one counselling to show them the joys of being a True Christian(tm) housewife. When I find my hands are full, I will send them off to Rev. Jim.

The person under me found Jesus despite the handicap of not being born into a True Christian(tm) family.

[Levi Jones]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

True-ish. I often take young ladies into one of the Ladies of Landover offices for some personal one-on-one counselling to show them the joys of being a True Christian(tm) housewife. When I find my hands are full, I will send them off to Rev. Jim.

The person under me found Jesus despite the handicap of not being born into a True Christian(tm) family.

False. My father ministered to his family with a KJV1611 in one hand and a paddle in the other.

The person under me findsmAnn Coulter comely.

[JennyD]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

False. My father ministered to his family with a KJV1611 in one hand and a paddle in the other.

The person under me findsmAnn Coulter comely.

Oops, I thought I was responding to the one about being injured by an enraged cow.

Well, I'm not a Lezbean, so no, Ann's not really my type. That said, she does have a very manly way about her, and such strong hands! She shook my hand once at a book signing, gave me bruises! Ow!

I don't hold it against her, though. She'd just been arguing with some liberal hate-monger, and was clearly very angry.

The person under me lies awake at night, wondering why people stab each other in the back instead of simply saying what they think to others' faces.

[Meek and Humble]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

False. I know why. It's because they're atheists!

The person under me loves their neighbor.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

The person under me loves their neighbor.

True! My neighbors are stellar True Christians(tm), Platinum Tithers all. What's not to love?


The person under me has a nice thick juicy Porterhouse steak for breakfast every morning.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

True! My neighbors are stellar True Christians™, Platinum Tithers all. What's not to love?


The person under me has a nice thick juicy Porterhouse steak for breakfast every morning.

Mmmm, very true. A man of my appetite (and girth) calls for no less than 16 oz of succulent, tender porterhouse with 4 eggs sunnyside up, a half-dozen sausage links, a half-dozen strips of bacon soaked in oil and butter, a half-pound of hash browns, and a couple cups of coffee.

But, that's just what I eat for breakfast. By the time brunch rolls around, I'm hungry again.

The person below me thinks "The Carpenters" were a Satanic rock 'n roll group.

[Johnnyboy]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

Mmmm, very true. A man of my appetite (and girth) calls for no less than 16 oz of succulent, tender porterhouse with 4 eggs sunnyside up, a half-dozen sausage links, a half-dozen strips of bacon soaked in oil and butter, a half-pound of hash browns, and a couple cups of coffee.

But, that's just what I eat for breakfast. By the time brunch rolls around, I'm hungry again.

The person below me thinks "The Carpenters" were a Satanic rock 'n roll group.

True. I never could stand that Heavy Metal stuff.

The person below me is stockpiling medication and surgical supplies in preparation of Obamacare.