[Levi Jones]

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The person below me loves the book of Revelations.

So true. How could you not love Jesus when the option is getting eaten by birds?!

Revelation 19 17And I saw an angel standing in the sun; and he cried with a loud voice, saying to all the fowls that fly in the midst of heaven, Come and gather yourselves together unto the supper of the great God;
18That ye may eat the flesh of kings, and the flesh of captains, and the flesh of mighty men, and the flesh of horses, and of them that sit on them, and the flesh of all men, both free and bond, both small and great.



The person below me supports attacking the entire Middle East, except Israel.

[proteastantguy]

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So true. How could you not love Jesus when the option is getting eaten by birds?!

Revelation 19 17And I saw an angel standing in the sun; and he cried with a loud voice, saying to all the fowls that fly in the midst of heaven, Come and gather yourselves together unto the supper of the great God;
18That ye may eat the flesh of kings, and the flesh of captains, and the flesh of mighty men, and the flesh of horses, and of them that sit on them, and the flesh of all men, both free and bond, both small and great.



The person below me supports attacking the entire Middle East, except Israel.

True.

The person under me has readed the bible more than a hundred times this week.

[Sister Charli]

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The person under me has readed the bible more than a hundred times this week.

False. No one can speed read that fast.

The person under me remained a virgin until their wedding night.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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False. No one can speed read that fast.

The person under me remained a virgin until their wedding night.

True. And I'm still a bachelor.

The person under me is seeking a True Christian(tm) man who has saved his chastity for the purely reproductive purposes commanded by God, and not yet sullied his manhood with . . . um . . . "icky women stuff".

[Disciple Luke]

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The person under me is seeking a True Christian™ man who has saved his chastity for the purely reproductive purposes commanded by God, and not yet sullied his manhood with . . . um . . . "icky women stuff".

What a weird statement. As a bloke I can say that I now understand that God only wants us to have sex when there is a genuine chance that it will result in a little boy child. It took me a lot of years and many many times of wasting my seed on barren ground before I met my lovely Sarah and knew that all that sex stuff for recreation rather than reproduction was so wrong. As for that icky woman stuff, well she used to just go to her menstra hut and that was that. But with three pregnancies and three little boys it did mean that there was less icky stuff.

NEXT: The person under me prays that Freehold will gain independence and that True Christians(tm) can reside there and live by God's laws as per KJV1611 and not by secular law.

[Bobby-Joe]

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What a weird statement. As a bloke I can say that I now understand that God only wants us to have sex when there is a genuine chance that it will result in a little boy child. It took me a lot of years and many many times of wasting my seed on barren ground before I met my lovely Sarah and knew that all that sex stuff for recreation rather than reproduction was so wrong. As for that icky woman stuff, well she used to just go to her menstra hut and that was that. But with three pregnancies and three little boys it did mean that there was less icky stuff.

NEXT: The person under me prays that Freehold will gain independence and that True Christians™ can reside there and live by God's laws as per KJV1611 and not by secular law.

FALSE: as a REAL American I only want the government to follow it's proper roll and protect my property rights when it comes to my secured human assists.

The person under me is counting the day to the presidency of John Boenher.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

FALSE: as a REAL American I only want the government to follow it's proper roll and protect my property rights when it comes to my secured human assists.

The person under me is counting the day to the presidency of John Boenher.

Brother, how I long for the day American has a Godly Boehner in the White House! TRUE!

The person under me has a Psalm 109:8 Obama T-shirt or teddy bear.

8 Let his days be few; and let another take his office.
9 Let his children be fatherless, and his wife a widow.

[Annie1]

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False but now I want one!

The person under me likes to go hunting.

[Sister Charli]

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The person under me likes to go hunting.

Oh yes. Most definitely. That is why God made kangaroos.

The person under me KNOWS that they will go to Heaven when they die.

[Cranky Old Man]

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The person under me KNOWS that they will go to Heaven when they die.

True! I am eternally grateful for my father beating the fear of God into me and assuring my access to Heaven that way.

The person under me also thinks all those exploding oil rig stories are made up by Obama to draw attention away from the damage he did to our economy.

[Sister Charli]

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The person under me also thinks all those exploding oil rig stories are made up by Obama to draw attention away from the damage he did to our economy.

Most definitely TRUE. Obama needs a diversion so that he does not have to answer the really tricky questions.

NEXT: The person below me wants to see Obama's birth certificates. His initial birth certificate that shows he was not born in Kenya and his "born again" birth certificate to show he is not a muslim.

[Didymus Much]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

The person below me wants to see Obama's birth certificates. His initial birth certificate that shows he was not born in Kenya and his "born again" birth certificate to show he is not a muslim.

False. I think it's a non-issue which is diverting attention away from some questionable economic policies.

The person below me also didn't get to go away for Labour Day weekend

[Disciple Luke]

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The person below me also didn't get to go away for Labour Day weekend

False. The boys and I had a fabulous time away soaking up the sun and .... oooops, I gather you don't want to hear about all that.

True or false. The person below me is appalled that Australia has elected a lesbian, atheist, female Prime Minister today.

[Jo Freddie]

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True or false. The person below me is appalled that Australia has elected a lesbian, atheist, female Prime Minister today.

False, just as long as I don't have to listen to her voice.

The person below me is getting ready for International Talk Like a Pirate Day (as it falls on a Sunday it will be International Talk Like a Pirate weekend)

[Sister Charli]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

The person below me is getting ready for International Talk Like a Pirate Day (as it falls on a Sunday it will be International Talk Like a Pirate weekend)

False. Why would anyone want to run around going "Ahoy there you land lubbers"

True or False. The person below me thinks pasta is only good for eating and not for worshipping.