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  • Nobar King
    Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
    Christ's Guardian
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2007
    • 23748
    #901
    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

    True. I did not know. Is it true, Brother BJ?

    The next person is willing to work for less than their effort is truly worth.
    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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      • Jenni111
        Unsaved trash
         
        • Aug 2009
        • 323
        #902
        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

        Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
        True. I did not know. Is it true, Brother BJ?

        The next person is willing to work for less than their effort is truly worth.

        Depends on what kind of work so, false.


        The person below me is very romantic.

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          • Pastor Ezekiel
            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 78555
            #903
            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

            Originally posted by Jenni111 View Post
            The person below me is very romantic.
            True. At least my fiancee of 6 years says so. I let her do my laundry.


            The person below me thinks that GPS is a tool of satan to lead us straight to dens of iniquity.
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • Meek and Humble
                Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                Biblical Black Belt
                Jr. Pastor
                True Christian™
                • Dec 2008
                • 6197
                #904
                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                True.

                The person under me is running out of question ideas.

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                  • Bobby-Joe
                    Landover Security Superviser
                    Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                    NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 18405
                    #905
                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                    Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                    True.

                    The person under me is running out of question ideas.
                    With Jesus guiding me? False friend

                    The person under me knows the "G" in GPS stands for Goetic. That the whole constellation of "satellites" are nothing more than demons places in the sky by the Darwinist at NASA>

                    Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

                    Hot Must ReadThreads!


                    Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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                      • Jenni111
                        Unsaved trash
                         
                        • Aug 2009
                        • 323
                        #906
                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                        Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                        With Jesus guiding me? False friend

                        The person under me knows the "G" in GPS stands for Goetic. That the whole constellation of "satellites" are nothing more than demons places in the sky by the Darwinist at NASA>
                        False, scripture it didn't happen!


                        The person below me wears glasses.

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                          • Pastor Ezekiel
                            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                             
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 78555
                            #907
                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                            Originally posted by Jenni111 View Post
                            The person below me wears glasses.
                            False. Jesus has Blessed me with perfect vision and rock hard abs.


                            The person below me swims 5 miles a day.
                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                              • Nobar King
                                Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                                Christ's Guardian
                                True Christian™
                                • Sep 2007
                                • 23748
                                #908
                                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                False. I don't think I've ever even swam a mile.

                                Next person likes salt on everything.
                                May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                                  • Larry Lee
                                    Predestinated Servant of Jesus Christ by the Will of God
                                    True Christian™ Theologian
                                    True Christian™
                                    • Sep 2006
                                    • 4464
                                    #909
                                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                    Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                                    False. I don't think I've ever even swam a mile.

                                    Next person likes salt on everything.
                                    True! I am the salt of the Earth.

                                    The person under me envies Pastor Zeke's laundry relationship with the attractive BTB.
                                    sigpic

                                    I loved Newt before Newt was invincible

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                                      • Nobar King
                                        Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                                        Christ's Guardian
                                        True Christian™
                                        • Sep 2007
                                        • 23748
                                        #910
                                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                        I'm pretty sure everyone does.

                                        Next person wishes he won the Teddy Kennedy death pool:
                                        May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                                          • Pastor Ezekiel
                                            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                             
                                            • Sep 2006
                                            • 78555
                                            #911
                                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                            Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                                            Next person wishes he won the Teddy Kennedy death pool:
                                            False. I have enough ammo stockpiled to last me until the Rapture.


                                            The person under me wishes that Jimmy-Roy would take down his Christmas lights in early January like normal people do.
                                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                              • Meek and Humble
                                                Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                                                Biblical Black Belt
                                                Jr. Pastor
                                                True Christian™
                                                • Dec 2008
                                                • 6197
                                                #912
                                                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                False. I think it keeps the Christmas spirit up all year round! (though how he can afford the power bill, I'll never know...)

                                                The person under me thinks Democrats are modern day Nazis.

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                                                  • Rev. Jim Osborne
                                                    True Christian™ Televangelist
                                                    Director of Fundraising and Tithing
                                                    On the Look Out for Wife #6!
                                                    True Christian™
                                                    • Jun 2009
                                                    • 8622
                                                    #913
                                                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                    Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                                                    False. I think it keeps the Christmas spirit up all year round! (though how he can afford the power bill, I'll never know...)

                                                    The person under me thinks Democrats are modern day Nazis.
                                                    False. As horrible as the Nazis were, they don't compare to the pure, concentrated, unadulterated evil that is the Democratic Party.

                                                    The person under me has saved a young woman (or man) from eternal damnation inside a motel room off the interstate.

                                                    Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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                                                      • Bobby-Joe
                                                        Landover Security Superviser
                                                        Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                                                        NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                                                        True Christian™
                                                        • Sep 2006
                                                        • 18405
                                                        #914
                                                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                        Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
                                                        False. As horrible as the Nazis were, they don't compare to the pure, concentrated, unadulterated evil that is the Democratic Party.

                                                        The person under me has saved a young woman (or man) from eternal damnation inside a motel room off the interstate.
                                                        100% TRUE GLORY! and you all saw Denis testify to this when get hobbled up to front of the congregation and witness to his salvation. GLORY! The man is so moved with the Love of Jesus (r) he couldn't wait for his burns to heal!

                                                        The person under me is increasing their tithe after Jesus answered their prayers for the last thirty years and killed Ted Kennedy.

                                                        Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

                                                        Hot Must ReadThreads!


                                                        Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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                                                          • Meek and Humble
                                                            Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                                                            Biblical Black Belt
                                                            Jr. Pastor
                                                            True Christian™
                                                            • Dec 2008
                                                            • 6197
                                                            #915
                                                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                            False. I'm already giving all I can...

                                                            The person under me is considering converting their religion.

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