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RAPED BY VEGETERRORISM!
Brothers,
Due to America's draconian anti-marriage laws, which spit on God's Law as set out by Deuteronomy 22:28-29, I have no wife to cook for me. This has resulted in many "disasters" (as women call spilled milk) but nothing as bad as what happened to me today.
I was frying some hamburger paddies, when I remembered that a friend had given me some cherry-tomatoes which his wife had planted in the garden, and which for obviuous reasons he didn't want to eat. Well, I only had two little paddies, so I tossed the cherry-tomatoes in there with them. BIG MISTAKE!
When I ate the hamburger paddies, they were as good as ever, just as good as those Abel would have given to God. But when I bit into the fried cherry tomato....
I WAS RAPED!
The tomato ejaculated a wad of warm slime into my mouth, in the same amount as an actual ejaculation would. It was the perfect simulation of being on the giving end of fellatio!
Brothers, this is what vegeterians want to inflict on your wife and children. They want explosions of warm slime in your son's mouths. They want your daughters "experimenting" with oversized, dark-skinned cucumbers.
THEY HATE AMERICA!
Brothers, Vegetables are the "gateway experience" leading to all types of lust and perversion. we must STOP VEGETERRISM! It's a thin and fuzzy area between putting a cucumber into your mouth, and putting a penis into your mouth. We have to draw the line somewhere. If it's beef or beer, it doesn't go into your mouth. Period.
Due to America's draconian anti-marriage laws, which spit on God's Law as set out by Deuteronomy 22:28-29, I have no wife to cook for me. This has resulted in many "disasters" (as women call spilled milk) but nothing as bad as what happened to me today.
I was frying some hamburger paddies, when I remembered that a friend had given me some cherry-tomatoes which his wife had planted in the garden, and which for obviuous reasons he didn't want to eat. Well, I only had two little paddies, so I tossed the cherry-tomatoes in there with them. BIG MISTAKE!
When I ate the hamburger paddies, they were as good as ever, just as good as those Abel would have given to God. But when I bit into the fried cherry tomato....
I WAS RAPED!
The tomato ejaculated a wad of warm slime into my mouth, in the same amount as an actual ejaculation would. It was the perfect simulation of being on the giving end of fellatio!
Brothers, this is what vegeterians want to inflict on your wife and children. They want explosions of warm slime in your son's mouths. They want your daughters "experimenting" with oversized, dark-skinned cucumbers.
THEY HATE AMERICA!
Brothers, Vegetables are the "gateway experience" leading to all types of lust and perversion. we must STOP VEGETERRISM! It's a thin and fuzzy area between putting a cucumber into your mouth, and putting a penis into your mouth. We have to draw the line somewhere. If it's beef or beer, it doesn't go into your mouth. Period.
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