[PetitionLady]

Re: The Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

I'd rather have a socialist nazi run the country than Donald Trump, though.

Or at least, I'd want a small loan of a million dollars.

Jealousy is an ugly beast. Get used to saying "President Trump." He will even save your ungrateful self.

[Johny Joe Hold]

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I can't believe this. Donald's wimpy opponent, Teddy Cruz, has chosen a woman to be his running mate. Republicans are men and only men should represent them in Washington.

The woman he chose, Carly Fierina, would become President if Cruz died in office. I can envision something like this:

Russia attacks. The President is killed. The Vice President needs to take over. "Where is she?" everyone wonders.

"She will be out in a minute. She is finishing her eye liner."

Donald will pick a big strong male that Russia fears as his running mate.

[Didymus Much]

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...Donald will pick a big strong male that Russia fears as his running mate.

Vladimir Putin?

[Basilissa]

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Donald will pick a big strong male that Russia fears as his running mate.

Vladimir Putin?

Now, that would have been a match made in Heaven!

Together, they'd would make so much war for peace, and with so much winning, that we'd get bored of winning.

[Titus Templeton]

Re: The Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

I wish Trump would go and call the Bible as vice President.
And if something happens to Trump, The Bible would be the President of the United States.

[Roland]

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Hi all,

As it seems some renegade pirate (pleonasm) came up with a great idea for those who lack faith in politicians and have chosen grog as a substitute. As far as I am concerned, grog has always been a great idea even if only it were for the funny stories you will hear for days (or hours), until everyone forgets them due to the grog. This gentleman got inspired by The Donald and managed to really lift his message to a higher level:



This is beautiful, it even makes me somewhat emotional. I am glad to be able to share this with you!

Kind regards,

Roland

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

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I can't believe this. Donald's wimpy opponent, Teddy Cruz, has chosen a woman to be his running mate. Republicans are men and only men should represent them in Washington.

The woman he chose, Carly Fierina, would become President if Cruz died in office. I can envision something like this:

Russia attacks. The President is killed. The Vice President needs to take over. "Where is she?" everyone wonders.

"She will be out in a minute. She is finishing her eye liner."

Donald will pick a big strong male that Russia fears as his running mate.

Isn't it the VP's job to make coffee and order pizza? I think that's a role that a woman could manage. I guess I must be more moderate that I thought

[Brother Jessup]

Re: The Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

A reminder to all good Christians on this holy forum that Mr. Trump is grateful for the support that we've given him throughout his campaign to make America great again!

He even shows us the Bible that his long deceased mammy gave to him....obviously, the KJV.
I still have an autographed copy of my dear old departed grand pappy's KJV bible that he gave to me on his death bed. God bless you Mr. Trump! I voted for you at the North Carolina Republican Primary and I was very excited to see that, not only did you win my home state, but you swept the South, winning all but Texas and Oklahoma. Texas and Oklahoma used to be Godly states, but must have since been overrun with illegal immigrants and devil worshippers. Why else would they vote for Lucifer in the flesh?

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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During an appearance this morning on “Fox and Friends,” GOP front-runner, billionaire businessman, clear thinker, and the savior of "We the People", Donald Trump linked Rafael Cruz, father of Senator Ted Cruz, to John F. Kennedy assassin Lee Harvey Oswald.

Fortune Magazine reports: http://fortune.com/2016/05/03/national-enquirer-cruz/

Rafael Cruz The picture shows Oswald with a group of people, including one unidentified man the Enquirer says is Rafael Cruz, handing out pro-Castro leaflets in New Orleans. According to the Miami Herald, the photo dates back to 1963.

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Rafael Cruz confesses in his book, “A Time for Action,” that he had at one point been a Castro supporter. However, when the Cuban leader formally declared himself to be a Marxist in 1961, Cruz became adamantly anti-Castro. “The U.S. government was duped. The American people were duped. I was duped,” he wrote in his book. “When people ask me why I supported Castro in over-throwing the Cuban government, I readily admit that I didn’t realize he was a communist.”

Yeah! Like anyone wouldn’t know Castro was a commy! Tell it to the Marines, Rafael.

Well, Landover has more evidence to hand – look at these genuine photos:

Who do you want for President of the USA? Did someone say "Like father like son"?

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

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Cruz has gotten Trumped and Cruzified in Indiana.

Praise Jesus!

[Levi Jones]

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Oh amen! I knew it all along!

[Basilissa]

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Oh amen! I knew it all along!

Well, what can I say, Pastor: I welcome you to the Trump Train. Like they say, better late than never.

Long Live Donald Trump!
We Want The Wall!
We Want So Much Winning That We'll Get Bored Of Winning!

[Brother Jessup]

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Praise baby Jesus! Lying Ted just suspended his campaign for good!

I do believe that Mr. Lucifer in the Flesh plans to retire at his home in Texas, where he can live out his days in utter shame. However, if there is any justice in this world, the locals will run him out of the state with torches and pitchforks and force him into hiding in Canada where that no good SOB belongs!


Goodbye Ly'n Ted! You just got run over by the Trump train.

[Johny Joe Hold]

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Praise baby Jesus! Lying Ted just suspended his campaign for good!

Goodbye Ly'n Ted! You just got run over by the Trump train.

There is some unfinished business Ly'n Ten needs to take care of. He needs to get down on his knees in front of Donald and beg for forgiveness.

He needs to ask for forgiveness over the things he said about Donald, but also for entering the race in the first place. Donald owned this Republican nomination from the beginning.

Those who tried to take something rightfully owned by Donald need to beg that Donald forgive them and allow them to remain in the U. S. A.

[Basilissa]

Re: The Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

There is some unfinished business Ly'n Ten needs to take care of. He needs to get down on his knees in front of Donald and beg for forgiveness.

He needs to ask for forgiveness over the things he said about Donald, but also for entering the race in the first place. Donald owned this Republican nomination from the beginning.

Those who tried to take something rightfully owned by Donald need to beg that Donald forgive them and allow them to remain in the U. S. A.

Also, Lying Ted needs to apologize for and retract what he said today about Donald, alleging that Donald Trump is a "pathological liar:"